Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp all go down in major outage

[zyclonPD]

GET REKT CITY SLICKERS

 

[Distant Ranger]

Zuckerbot Btfo'd

The Zucc is now on suicide watch

 

[Marissa Moira]

I bet their new underwater lines were assaulted by dolphins again.

That tends to happen where they lay deep water infrastructure and then fucking whales wreck the shit, and I mean you will see them do full underwater somersaults and slap that shit with their tail. Worse than dogs chewing wires IMO.

 

[Short Stack]

News comes out that facebook & instagram were victimizing young girls.
The next day they themselves become victims of a major hack.
Sounds familiar....
Another side might be to tell people the social media corps can't be punished or they'l take their social media & go home...so there

 

[Shrek]

I think that’s not a realistic possibility. Facebook wouldn’t shut their stuff down just because they leak some data, that’s just not the kind of company they are. And shutting down everything won’t stop a more determined attacker that’s inside their network, as they will have secondary network access outside Facebook. In any case, completely shutting down the company operations for an indeterminate time is very expensive and if intentional, the flip-side has to be at least as costly. Ballpark figure billions of dollars.

Makes sense. I got the idea that'd be an extreme and probably stupid option, but i suppose companies are dumb sometimes.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Is there a suspect?

 

[Boobie Bomb]

unconfirmed : View attachment 2596271

That will cost zoomer and liberals to commit universal suicide packs

 

[Ed Special]

Wait... so taking a system designed to be massively decentralized to the point of being impossible to take down... and centralizing all of it onto a limited number of server clusters so that a single system failure can take down half of it... is a bad idea?

 

[Aqua Panda]

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I'd pay good money to be a fly on the wall. It must be absolute chaos in the office.

 

[Eric Clapton]

Shame that i am forced to use Whatsapp because every single human being uses it where i live.
Welp, at least the Instragram whores in my class are probably screaming in agony right now.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

On the one hand it makes keeping up with family in Burgerland harder, because all anyone uses is Facebook for everything. On the other hand I really want to see it all burn. Fuckit learn to just write e-mail like a real internet caveman.

Use this as a way to introduce them to something that doesn't suck their data up like I suck cock.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Surprisingly based. So far since Facebook has been down I've had the time to shoot off 12 job applications, powerwash the patio and marry a Filipino that I intend to slaughter and consume after consumating the marriage.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Shame that i am forced to use Whatsapp because every single human being uses it where i live.
Welp, at least the Instragram whores in my class are probably screaming in agony right now.

All those influencers must be shitting bricks wondering how they are gonna make income if its down long term.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

…in the office.

Outside of the office*

Supposedly employees can’t even get into the building right now because the keycard system is fucked.

 

[XANA]

The chad Kiwi Farms vs the Virgin Facebook/Instagram/WhatsApp.

See kids, this is another reason why monopolies are bad. One goes dowm, and they all go down.

 

[okirrat]

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god i hope this is true

 

[Astrashinnen]

It feels so great to see Zuckerberg eat shit in real time.

 

[gran soren]

Unified hate against zuckerberg products scare me. I am sure every tech ceo and politician attacked zuckerberg at least once at this point. No matter how woke it gets still every anti government protest in the world starts in Facebook.

 

[kidatari]

Welcome back old user

sorry, I meant my Facebook account. I think last time I checked my facebook account was early 2020.

But not Kiwifarms. I been active every day since I joined. I really enjoy Kiwifarms, and its users

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Is there a suspect?

We don't usually call doers of heroic deeds "suspects".