Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp all go down in major outage

[Near]

Facebook will be back up in 2 days, tops. They are a multi billion dollar company, they'll recover.

Can't wait for boomermedia to cover it up for them and how its a nothingburger.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

People probably laughed at us when KiwiFarms got DDOs'd for a few days but I'd argue the average KFer has an easier time dealing with shit like this than the average Facebook/Instagram/WhatsApp user. Oh, how the tables have turned.

Anyways how long do you guys think these site will be down for? I'm hoping at least 2 days.

I’d really be curious to see the financial impact if they stay down for multiple days. It’s been less than 12 hours iirc and Zuckster has already lost like 7 billion dollars… Imagine after 24 or 48! He might have to see what the world’s like

EDIT: DISREGARD THIS I SUCK COCKS!

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

that sucks I found a nice 351 on marketplace last night

 

[boongus]

oh no

 

[Smooth Brained]

HEY GUYS FORGET ABOUT FACEBOOK IT LOOKS LIKE REDDIT IS DOWN
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Still workin in my area

i like how you posted this, ignoring redddit, the browser of choice, and the open e621 tab

 

[Bad_Guys_are_Good4EVER]

Wonder how many people are going through withdraw? Cause some people are really addicted to social media. Maybe things will be better when people start living in the real world again.

 

[Wikipedia]

 

[Kiislova]

For a few seconds facebook was back up... With an error message.

 

[Homersexual]

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the finest H1Bs are on the case!

I'm imagining bunch pajeets screaming DO NOT REDEEM!!!1! at each other.

 

[Pasta_Man]

People probably laughed at us when KiwiFarms got DDOs'd for a few days but I'd argue the average KFer has an easier time dealing with shit like this than the average Facebook/Instagram/WhatsApp user. Oh, how the tables have turned.

Anyways how long do you guys think these site will be down for? I'm hoping at least 2 days.

12 more hours

 

[Personal Jesus]

Intentional attack or not, Semper Fi to the madlads responsible for this.

 

[LordofTendons]

We should all pitch in and give whoever did this a silver Chris-Chan coin on a ribbon like the medal of freedom.

 

[HumbleFarmer]

the bit about employees being stuck outside is very interesting:- must have been a pretty desperate and crude move

 

[RussianBlonde]

Wish it was reddit instead

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

We should all pitch in and give whoever did this a silver Chris-Chan coin on a ribbon like the medal of freedom.

“And for your service… A medal, detailing the likeness of a retarded mom rapist in only the finest of Kiwi silver!”

 

[MugolEx]

This is from downdetector. This is a site that allows people to report outtages. I assume its being spammed so all services look like they're out.

DISREGARD THIS! I'm a fucking retard and jumped the gun. This Tweet was from June.

Spotify confirmed an outage.
https://twitter.com/SpotifyStatus/status/1402216192794890249?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^embeddedtimeline|twterm^profile:SpotifyStatus|twgr^eyJ0ZndfZXhwZXJpbWVudHNfY29va2llX2V4cGlyYXRpb24iOnsiYnVja2V0IjoxMjA5NjAwLCJ2ZXJzaW9uIjpudWxsfSwidGZ3X2hvcml6b25fdHdlZXRfZW1iZWRfOTU1NSI6eyJidWNrZXQiOiJodGUiLCJ2ZXJzaW9uIjpudWxsfSwidGZ3X3NwYWNlX2NhcmQiOnsiYnVja2V0Ijoib2ZmIiwidmVyc2lvbiI6bnVsbH19|twcon^timelinechrome&ref_url=https://downdetector.com/status/spotify/

It coincides with the Facebook issue and might be telling that this outage goes beyond Facebook. Or, more likely it could be zoomers reporting the issue because Facebook related APIs aren't working.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Dead malls youtuber Sal had this to say to his followers on youtube:

Lol imagine all the faggots having literal breakdowns over instagram cummies

 

[RussianParasite]

People probably laughed at us when KiwiFarms got DDOs'd for a few days but I'd argue the average KFer has an easier time dealing with shit like this than the average Facebook/Instagram/WhatsApp user.

I mean at least some of us go outside so yeah. It’s no fun when KF is down, but I got other shit I can do instead. A hobby is a hobby.

 

[Bad_Guys_are_Good4EVER]

Facebook stock is on the down climb.

 

[NJBear]

https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/q19a11/facebook_instagram_and_whatsapp_are_all_down/?limit=500

Some theories. Including 'Scrubbing something" and the recent "Whistleblower" to something really scary.