The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[BunchofMunch]

Your poor romantic partner is going to the hospital and instead of helping them by being alert, helping them answer questions, talking and doing stationary activities with them for entertainment and to calm them, and possibly helping them by driving home, you ask people to help buy you weed so you are fucking useless to your partner in the hospital (and might trigger a coughing fit from other patients depending on how you took it and how much).

Don't worry, Kevkev doesn't have a driver's license anyway. One of the many, many ways he is utterly useless.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

C'mon, Neck. Time to shit or get off the pot.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Don't worry, Kevkev doesn't have a driver's license anyway. One of the many, many ways he is utterly useless.

Yeah, that lump. I don't know who drove to the hospital when I think about it: did PenPen do it himself or did someone else like Jen do it? Penny takes Kevin around like a living comfort plush and it kills me. He took em all the way to Nevada and a few other places. It is so weird to see someone depend on Kevin of all people as an emotional support crutch.

 

[Humpty hump]

This seems big news for the Tranch, Bonnie is off the reservation, and now Penny is sick. Penny posted some more context.
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I believe Phil has lived through some traumatic shit. I don't even want to speculate. These guys are nuts, but most of them are nuts for a reason. Read the OP.

Yeah, this. Phil apparently was subject to years of sexual abuse that left quite a bit of physical damage:
“It would have been a very positive, even formative time for both me and him had his older brother not been a pedophile, and even that would have been less of a horror had he not been tasked with baby sitting us fairly regularly. There where several years of abuse before he left to join the military, I was very happy when I learned he had been killed in an automobile accident. “

“was also a bit sickly, I had a stomach problem that had been left untreated and there where some complications from my rapes that had been left unaddressed“

“Then when I was sixteen my health took a turn, a specialist was called in, I had all but stopped eating going from a robust 180 pounds down to 140 pounds in just over four months things became critical very quickly. Everyone thought it was drugs, after I fainted in class my parents demanded I take a drug test I was more than willing as long as they promised to send me to a real doctor if it came up clean. It did and true to there word we found a doctor who helped with both the stomach issue and the damage imposed by the rape. After the surgery I felt like a new person.“

 

[The Final Troondown]

Not only does he have no proof of income, he has a GoFundMe, which is effectively proof of no income.


Just a little Bonnie update. She's watching movies to heal trauma with Kindness.
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fucking hell 15 year old me fresh from losing his virginity to his first gf would cringe at this shit k
we get it paul, you finally stuck your dick in a vagina and it made all your dreams come true and you were the happiest little fat tranny that ever trannied
please realise that we usually do this as teenagers and with a lot more dignity, and you're going to want to kill yourself reading this lovesick bullshit back in a month when you have a dramafull breakup
and you don't even have the excuse of being a dumb teenager

All of the Kevin Gibes Expanded Universe threads have been moving at a reasonably fast pace lately, and they’re all spilling over into each other now, so forgive me if a few things been discussed already.

The past couple of days have been the Tranch tweeting about their GoFraudMe, Patreon, merch, etc. and retweeting puff pieces on themselves, but they did tweet about their new coffee that’s hit their store. [A], [A]View attachment 2589927View attachment 2589985

Spoiler: Pics

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Out of curiosity, I visited their shop’s page for it. [A] Here’s some screenshots for the uninitiated.
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Nothing too weird. Then you scroll down (I’m a mobilefag, I know ), and then shit gets a bit weird.
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Besides the “two bags” capitalization being inconsistent with the other options (lol), we notice right away that they have 2 options for adjusting how many bags you want. But it’s fine, because they have an explanation for this (very professionally written, of course).

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I’m not the most savvy when it comes to marketing or buying shit online, but Kiwis who are, tell me- Is this normal?

In terms of the actual Tranchers, they’ve been kind of quiet. However, I will post a couple of tweets from Penny that may or may not have been discussed already.
I find this one interesting not because he shared a selfie that will inevitably face ridicule, but because Bonnie replied to it. [A]
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Oh, and his breakfast from yesterday. [A]
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Spoiler: Pics

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I’m crossposting one of the tweets from Kevin’s thread since his mini-cope is just too good to not post here too. [A]View attachment 2589961

Since the main players haven’t been very vocal lately (outside of retweeting tranch and other random shit), I decided to check in on the serf troons that nobody really talks about. Nothing of note there either, besides one of them getting really autistic last night. I did not archive because I am not archiving 6 tweets of tard babble.
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There was one coherent tweet that probably isn’t even worth sharing here though, featuring Neck in the replies. [A]
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Another one tweeted about whatever the hell this jumble of words is supposed to mean. [A]
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Edit because my finger slipped before I could insert all of the archive links

can't be arsed to cut it down to penny's tweet, but I'm getting strong vibes of the need to reassert control; bonnie has fucked off to have sex (lol) and he's announcing that one of his lesser troons is stepping up to fill the gap and if you want that spot you better top it

penny seems to actually have zero sexual interest but he's materialistic as fuck

It'll be like that super expensive coffee they recover from wild cat poop but instead they'll feed the coffee beans to the alpacas and make JEN pick the beans out by TEETH

FTFY

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

@The Final Troondown You're the first person I have ever seen that has tripleposted

 

[Collections Agent]

@The Final Troondown You're the first person I have ever seen that has tripleposted

The fabled triple post holy shit

 

[Kiislova]

@The Final Troondown You're the first person I have ever seen that has tripleposted

@Dyn does it every now and then. You have competition.

 

[Bob_]

Yeah, this. Phil apparently was subject to years of sexual abuse that left quite a bit of physical damage:
“It would have been a very positive, even formative time for both me and him had his older brother not been a pedophile, and even that would have been less of a horror had he not been tasked with baby sitting us fairly regularly. There where several years of abuse before he left to join the military, I was very happy when I learned he had been killed in an automobile accident. “

“was also a bit sickly, I had a stomach problem that had been left untreated and there where some complications from my rapes that had been left unaddressed“

“Then when I was sixteen my health took a turn, a specialist was called in, I had all but stopped eating going from a robust 180 pounds down to 140 pounds in just over four months things became critical very quickly. Everyone thought it was drugs, after I fainted in class my parents demanded I take a drug test I was more than willing as long as they promised to send me to a real doctor if it came up clean. It did and true to there word we found a doctor who helped with both the stomach issue and the damage imposed by the rape. After the surgery I felt like a new person.“

Damn, that is fucking grim. I wonder if they all have some kind of trauma like this in their pasts?
It makes sense that he has mutilated his genitalia after reading this

 

[Hippopatumus]

That's actually really just sad

 

[AnOminous]

@The Final Troondown You're the first person I have ever seen that has tripleposted

I've seen people octuple post and more.

 

[stupid frog]

Yeah, I've noticed the only thing for Penny's past people make fun of are his being a deadbeat dad x2 and his army days. No one ever mentions his childhood trauma and if it's real or not. We're oddly respectful.

 

[Miss Misery]

I've seen people octuple post and more.

Newfags don't count.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Yeah, I've noticed the only thing for Penny's past people make fun of are his being a deadbeat dad x2 and his army days. No one ever mentions his childhood trauma and if it's real or not. We're oddly respectful.

Unlike Kindness, his story doesn't ring at all false. Someone who's repeatedly raped by a family member and those around them refuse to believe that it's happening? That happens more than it should, Unfortunately.

 

[stupid frog]

Unlike Kindness, his story doesn't ring at all false. Someone who's repeatedly raped by a family member and those around them refuse to believe that it's happening? That happens more than it should, Unfortunately.

He also doesn't use it as an excuse. I'm pretty sure the only reason we know is cause we found his old writing.

 

[Beating Women]

Personally I'm not buying it, nothing people like this say should be taken at face value.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Yeah, I've noticed the only thing for Penny's past people make fun of are his being a deadbeat dad x2 and his army days. No one ever mentions his childhood trauma and if it's real or not. We're oddly respectful.

Penny doesn't use his trauma like a crutch. He has other fuck ups that he has personally, but his experiences of sexual assault hardly get brought up in any pity tweets and he doesn't screech rape like everyone's favorite virtue Kindness. He may hoard animals like a mothefucker, scream at terfs, is paranoid, and suck shit at ranching, but his possible past sexual assault victimhood was something he never brought up as an excuse. Farmers mostly treat it as a likely possibility because of it and usually only mention it when relevant like as a reason for behavior.

Newfags don't count.

What about schizoposters?

Personally I'm not buying it, nothing people like this say should be taken at face value.

I feel like Penny has been candid enough about his past that I don't doubt him too much. He may lie about Earl but he might genuinely believe earl is stalking them, having delusions rather than a complete lie. He really could be, I just keep looking at Kindness/Alyssa who won't shut up about herself so I'm probably out of wack comparing the two.

 

[Janki's Mom]

This seems big news for the Tranch, Bonnie is off the reservation, and now Penny is sick. Penny posted some more context.
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He put another gerbil up his ass?

 

[Lorgar]

Been a minute since the gfm has been posted. Funnily enough nothing has changed. [A]



They have a patreon which is rarely ever brought up. It currently has 229 patrons for about $1300 USD


[A]

Bonnie still retweeting tranch grifts.

 

[Cryin RN]

I feel like Penny has been candid enough about his past that I don't doubt him too much. He may lie about Earl but he might genuinely believe earl is stalking them, having delusions rather than a complete lie. He really could be, I just keep looking at Kindness/Alyssa who won't shut up about herself so I'm probably out of wack comparing the two.

I wonder if he's one of the rare male trannies who transitions for the same reason many FtM's do: to escape the victimization they felt as their birth sex. Janet Mock did the same thing but then decided to justify his rapist as somehow recognizing his femininity.