Null walks into room with pizza and everything is on fire

[Null]

I have no idea what's going on. Fill me in with a message the length of a Tweet. Use two tweets if you're going to propose a suggestion.

Looking forward to seeing your enlightening posts tomorrow morning.

Cc @CammieDoxGirl who is unironically probably the most informed person to ask.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Isabella Janke was likely involved with Sean/WCT, who was whispering in the ears of other people trying to perform bullshit actions. The amount of faggotry from those two has spawned nothing but misery and woe. The reason its spawned so much bullshit is everything those two did was cloak and daggers fake spyops and requires hours of reading to understand.

The best solution is to delete the board entirely, move relevant threads to CWC. ILJ's and Sean's should be preserved. Rest is probably up to you.

 

[QueenMegan]

strawberry is mad some tranny's videos are getting used as a resource in spooky bones' threads and spooky is debating him instead of just threadbanning him

stagnation stage of subforum with people too emotionally invested in it and turning on eachother

 

[AnOminous]

The best solution is to delete the board entirely, move relevant threads to CWC. ILJ's and Sean's should be preserved. Rest is probably up to you.

And then throw the CWC board itself into Spergatory and have a Lolcow & Lolcow LLC thread for the legal shit, and a single lolcow thread for whatever happens to Chris in prison, locked when nothing is happening.

 

[Spooky Bones]

The story had all kinds of crazy twists but is running out gas. Also draw a LOT of crazies, too, who stirred shit. Eventually internal drama ensued, too. The board has probably run it's course.

Close the board. Merge Hiram's Bella thread and a few others. Merge all Sean threads into one. Move GiBi, Bella and Sean to CWC. The rest lock and keep for reference.

 

[Basalasas]

Board is a shitshow as a result of Post-Merge retardation and being largely ignored by actual staff (@Spooky Bones was press-ganged), and being flooded with a massive amount of attention from try-hards and various schizo morons who don't contribute.
EDIT: Another reason the board spiraled out of control is that making new threads on the CWC board (where many should be in the first place) is a pain in the ass right now, so this became a dumping ground (for all the Fiona, Sean, GiBi, CWCki, and TAH shit for example.)

I'd recommend moving a handful of important threads (informative threads related to Isabella, Sean, and anyone else actually related to Chris) to CWC, and jettison the rest to Spergatory, put it down before the drama spawns another splinter or some similar faggotry.
(Also, I can tell you haven't so much as glanced at this board in nearly 2 months if you think @CammieDoxGirl knows anything about anything at this point lol)

 

[Rotollo 2]

Fake bella showed up shit hit the fan, people mad at spooky for the american hedgehog shit talked about some DM shit, they got into a weird cat fight, spooky resigned out the resulting autism
TL;DR Long DM chains, not even once

 

[Angry Canadian]

The Beauty Parlor showed up with tips on how to fight foot fungus, but they don't like giving dick-and-ball Brazilian waxes so a cat fight ensued and @CammieDoxGirl proved men are just better at everything.

 

[Rotollo 2]

being flooded with a massive amount of attention from try-hards and various schizo morons who don't contribute.

I still find it funny that out all posters {o}P probably contributed the most to this board info wise in the past month

Merge all Sean threads into one

the page size is about to quadruple on that one lol

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

The best solution is to delete the board entirely, move relevant threads to CWC. ILJ's and Sean's should be preserved. Rest is probably up to you.

Unironically, fuck you.

lol get mad

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

White people.

 

[Da Great Ape]

I've been following this shit from a distance, not even going to summarize it cause other people will do a better job, but do not delete the threads lol. Merge them or something, sure, but there's so much substance to this retarded fungus story. There's way too many exposed autistic actions to just erase in (almost) every thread. I'm sure Bella's dumbass will have something else leak insane in the next week or two. If not, the users way too emotionally invested here will produce laughs to be enjoyed for generations to come.

 

[Slobs]

There wasn't enough drama so a few people decided to make their own. Board could use more moderation or putting on cool down with everything contained to a couple threads; at least until something actually happens anyway.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

@Null Since you've last checked in, Bella herself has:
- Been arrested for illegal possession of a weapon, but the case was adjourned (?).
- Has not been seen on campus at Texas Tech University since the beginning of the semester.
- Seemingly sent you this.
- Resumed socking the site (?). See @Bingbang54
Bella's stepmother, Dr. Mary Beth Janke, appeared on Fox News to talk about the Gabby Petito case. Small world.
@GiBi has been talking to @theralph. See thread.

 

[Mendicant]

I've really enjoyed this subforum, and the twists and turns in this story. I don't really have any other opinions than that.

Thank you.

 

[Justtocheck]

Janke doesn't produce multimedia of any kind so unlike Ralph there's no ongoing narrative (unless it has been leaked and mostly it's hard to understand discord convos). The board run in circles and it was only a matter of time until it began eating itself. Spooky was a bit too autistic in his handling of information (instead of cutting and to the point like most mods) and that's where the shit started.

If IP2 can survive being only a thread in IF with many more whacky characters, I don't feel like a druggie teen, her parents and her goon squad need a whole subforum unless you want to accomodate the containment for DSP alog levels of autistic hatred.

 

[Superman93]

@Null

@Spooky Bones's stupid ass (or his wife? Apparently he's letting his wife use his account now?) made a thread about having direct contact with ILJ. @StrawberryDouche called Spooky retarded because he/she or whoever the fuck is running the account at this point didn't verify that ILJ was on the account and not some random troll. Then Strawberry went on some autistic tirade implicating her in some conspiracy with @CammieDoxGirl by using Kiwifarms to run Gayops against ILJ and her crew. Just saved you 20 minutes of headache inducing autism jesus christ.

EDIT: Almost forgot. Some retard threaten to faildox @StrawberryDouche over some stupid disagreement and spooky being the retarded mod he/she is not only didn't threadban the retard but laughed and egged it on.

The "oh honey no....." remark makes me now think that Spooky's retarded wife is posting this.

 

[Distant Ranger]

This is what happens when you eat pizza outside of Friday.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

@Null spooky is bad at her job and an embarrassment, as a result, this entire board is an embarrassment. Replace her with someone who won’t make wild accusations against long time members or tell the entire sub that a low effort troll is CONFIRMED to be Bella and she knows because reasons she can’t/won’t articulate.

Spooky is chasing the high of her one accomplishment in life (doxing bella) and is shitting the place up throwing wild darts in every direction and making everyone buttmad in the process.

sorry, that was 2-3 tweets, daddy

 

[Superman93]

@Null spooky is bad at her job and an embarrassment, as a result, this entire sub is an embarrassment. Replace her with someone who won’t make wild accusations against long time members or tell the entire sub that a low effort troll is CONFIRMED to be Bella and she knows because reasons she can’t explain.

Spooky is chasing the high of her one accomplishment in life (doxing bella) and is shitting the place up throwing wild darts in every direction and making everyone buttmad in the process.

sorry, that was 2-3 tweets, daddy

Oh yeah almost forgot. Some retard threaten to faildox @StrawberryDouche over some stupid disagreement and spooky being the retarded mod he/she is not only didn't threadban the retard but laughed and egged it on.