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Wedge's deaf, colorblind, autistic ass managed to put a puzzle together and he is NOT happy about it.
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Wedge, we all know you didn't complete that puzzle because you have autism, you completed that puzzle because you're at attention-seeking idiot who planned the exact wording of their fake whining midway through putting it together.
 

Bravo, bravo!

Only 3 days and 7 hours!
Picture provided shows a grid or roughly 14x23 puzzles. That’s 322 pieces. Let’s be generous that it’s cropped and say that it’s a 500 piece puzzle. According to some puzzle websites it takes about 2 to 6 hours to finish a 500 piece set, that is in a relaxed mood over a period of about 3 evenings.

That gives us a *puzzling* conclusion about Wedge’s IQ. And no, self diagnosed disabilities aren’t a valid excuse.
 
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I'm confused about what exactly Wedge would like the puzzle makers to do about this. I imagine the assembly process went something like this:

1. Wedge, still seething after being denied a thread, gets himself a puzzle to assemble for Internet points.
2. It turns out puzzles are hard! Wedge tries and tries to fit the pieces together, but he just can't make it work.
3. Wedge's autism kicks in, and now he can't help but finish the puzzle, This is obviously the puzzle's fault, rather than being due to any deficiency of the assembler.
4. Wedge, now coping about his puzzle AND seething about being denied his own thread, cries as he painstakingly crawls his way through metaphorical barbed wire to finish his podcast themed consoomer puzzle, only taking 8 OnlyFans breaks along the way.
5. With all 300-500 pieces assembled, Wedge is cast free from the spell his autism has woven over him. He had a bad time, and everybody must know about it. Creating puzzles for people over the age of 12 is DISCRIMINATING AGAINST THE AUTISTIC, AND THERE'S A LAWSUIT IN THE WORKS, AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALLIES, AND COLORBLINDESS IS A SERIOUS CONDITION, AND YOU HAVE DAMAGED MY MENTAL HEALTH, AND... (We are here)
6. Wedge forgets all about his trauma a couple days from now, because he's too busy blowing out his anus for no money on the Interwebz.
 
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Has he mentioned being colorblind before? I don't remember. Seems as fake as his deafness. If he is totally colorblind, why get a puzzle at all? The most common type of colorblindness is red-green though (which btw mostly affects males since the gene is on the X chromosome and men don't have a second one to compensate if it's broken), would it matter for this puzzle?
 
He probably is mildly colorblind, 10% of males are. I have red-green and most puzzles really are kinda shit, but ol' Wedge here has hilariously selected one of the rare sharp-line-based puzzles that works just fine for colorblind people, too. It's uncanny how hard he fails at every single thing in his life, including failing at things.

To be clear - colorblindness is the least-debilitating "disability" on the planet. He's decided to fake a disability so tame that most people who have it prefer it. And he STILL fucked it up
 
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How long do you think it took his stupid ass to find out that the puzzle picture was not, in fact, that of eight my little ponies fucking in full-on bondage gear on a dewy Irish spring meadow?

I'd be mad too.

Interesting that he used a hash tag but didn't @ the creators (Critical Role) directly. If you want a twitter account to bee notified of your post you have to @ them. Using the hashtag limits the visibility to anyone searching that particular search query, so Critical Role would have to be searching for themselves to see his impotent ball-less sperging. Wedge can't even Karen correctly. Idiot.
 
I think he was just looking for a way to outrun his responsibilities, and this seemed like the quickest, easiest way. What group, other than troons, would accept a deadbeat father, who abandoned his children, with open arms? Maybe pedos would, but the only people who would hang out with pedos are other pedos. Troons could teach him the way of the grift, and he'd never have to get a real job or give a penny to those pesky kids or that annoying wife.

Neck had to get out of that marriage and be his true and honest self! All sins of the past shall be absolved, once you drink the Tranny Kool-Aid and accept yourself as the woman you have always been!

Can't be a deadbeat dad if you aren't a man.

Except, you kinda can...? According to tranny logic, women can have dicks, and men can have babies, so I guess the theory of needing to be a man to be a dad doesn't pan out in their world.

Plus, he clearly doesn't give a shit about his kids and doesn't want to pay child support. He wants to spend any money he gets on himself. If becoming a tranny means that even sins as bad as pedophilia can be forgiven, surely five figures of child support can be overlooked, right?

You're absolutely right. Assholes like him are common. We all know at least one scummy, child support-dodging loser like Neck.

I'm sure some users here unfortunately share DNA with one.
He probably was looking for a way out, but he found a way out from the first wife and kids, the second time he just went totally off the normal dirtbag path to freedom.

These deranged men make me long for simpler times, when a deadbeat would just leave and spend all money on booze and hookers, or became a crackhead.
You are right, we all know or are related to at least one guy like Neck, just without the troonery.

I'm against keeping children from their father after a separation, but in cases like Neck and all the sick AGPs we see here daily, I believe cutting all ties would be much better for the children's development and sanity than dealing with one of these creepy fucks being their father.
They are just confusing, embarrassing and generally harming them with their insanity.
So, in a way, Neck is probably doing them a favor. If only he paid his bills.

You may be on to something, about the absolving effects of troonery. It is basically just letting go of all social boundaries and all and any kind of responsibility.
Who has time for kids and bills while going through their second and this time totally correct puberty?

I still don't get the same vibe from him, as I get from the other troons. He is definitely an AGP, but not in as deep as the other ones. He has a very hard time letting go of Bryan Loeper and fully committing to Salina.

Neck Bonus:

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It's you, Neck, you are the "good Mormon egg" trash bag.
 
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