Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

I wonder if it’s a Mormon thing, to not get treatment for issues like that?
Nah, Mormons from what I have seen are pretty notorious for over medicating especially on anti-depressants. They can't do any drugs or alcohol and most caffeine if they want to be considered a "good, temple-worthy Mormon" (though there is a loophole in the Word of Wisdom that does allow for soda and energy drinks which they will gladly abuse) so the only drugs they have hope to help them cope that are allowed are of the prescription variety.
 
Sorry, let me depressingly correct you: vice president. She was a vice president at Citibank straight out of grad school. A level of achievement that remains out a reach for most MBAs. Straight out of school.

Yeah, she was 25 at the time, but that's not a completely atypical career path for someone who has gone to an Ivy League school. For the rest of us, gaining status as a VP of anything in a sizeable company takes at least 10 years, typically around 20, which is why a VP is usually someone around 45-55 years of age. Needless to say, these jobs are relatively sparse, so not everyone makes it to VP during their entire career. I'm Anna's age with similar educational background and I've never made it. However, VP would be the next step for me, and that's after already getting promoted 7 times every 2-3 years and being consistently viewed as the top 20% performer for the companies that I've work for. I'm not bitter about this, and I understand why Ivy League grads often start at such a high level - they have important connections to both existing business leaders (their parents' and parents' friends) , future business leaders (other Ivy League students) as well as politicians. The actual education at those universities matters very little - the doors are open and anyone can attend any class, but you won't get the all important degree unless you've been admitted. In my career I've seen a few Ivy League students just pop in and shove themselves up the corporate hierarchy - a company I worked for once hired a 28 year old as VP and some of the people reporting to him were 55 year old Sr. Directors with 30+ years of industry experience. The only thing that makes me truly sad about this is that the under 30 year old VPs rarely seem to understand how hard others have to have worked to get to a similar position and they often think that having a career or working is ridiculously easy - and of course it is for them, a 20 something year old at that level has far more energy than someone at 55. On the other hand, being at the VP level is pretty ruthless too. I've seen many of them burn out and you habitually get blamed by the C-suite for everything that's wrong in the company, and if problems get really severe, the C-suite pushes the blame on the VPs and just lay a bunch of them off. Once you're laid off as a VP, your next job will most likely be 2-3 steps lower in the corporate hierarchy.
 
There are some misconceptions about Anna's actual job at citibank here it is form citibank itself:
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More education background info from a bio on advertising week:
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Also ran across something never seen from Sprinklr searching for this with never before seen Anna pic:
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If i remember correctly from her blog deep dive she pretty much just said fuck it and dropped her Citibank job and ran to the UK and joined Sprinklr on a whim because it was a start up and she wanted in on the ground floor.
 
There are some misconceptions about Anna's actual job at citibank here it is form citibank itself:
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More education background info from a bio on advertising week:
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Also ran across something never seen from Sprinklr searching for this with never before seen Anna pic:
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If i remember correctly from her blog deep dive she pretty much just said fuck it and dropped her Citibank job and ran to the UK and joined Sprinklr on a whim because it was a start up and she wanted in on the ground floor.
This is a dream resume for someone who is serious about working in corporate social media and marketing analytics. She clearly treated the whole thing as a joke, as evidenced by her need to add "cool girl" points in every interview question. She threw this all away to play child-pageant dress-up on social media and re-enact "hilarious" mishaps, like being so fat you get stuck on your own couch. If she wasn't so spoiled and narcissistic, it would be tragic.
 
This is a dream resume for someone who is serious about working in corporate social media and marketing analytics. She clearly treated the whole thing as a joke, as evidenced by her need to add "cool girl" points in every interview question. She threw this all away to play child-pageant dress-up on social media and re-enact "hilarious" mishaps, like being so fat you get stuck on your own couch. If she wasn't so spoiled and narcissistic, it would be tragic.
That’s the reason she has “pissed away countless opportunities” in the title.
 
I stand by my statement that her father seems like he could be a bald headed asshole. He looks the type. And I’m happy that for all the strings and connections he has pulled for her, that she shit all over it to be a full time clown. Imagine his friends and relatives…”So what’s Anna up to these days?” And having to answer that.
She’s “famous on the internet
 
I wonder if she could get another corporate job if she wanted to. I mean I guess she IS technically good at social media. I wonder how long Citibank had even had a dedicated social media department before she came along.

She really, really wants to be heard, but she has nothing to say. No wonder she drinks.
 
I wonder if she could get another corporate job if she wanted to. I mean I guess she IS technically good at social media. I wonder how long Citibank had even had a dedicated social media department before she came along.

She really, really wants to be heard, but she has nothing to say. No wonder she drinks.
No way. Corporate social media departments want their people to be professional on their personal social media accounts and in some cases have regulations on what you can and can't post.
(I worked in the field)
Also, the first thing HR is going to do is Google you and one look at Glitter & Lazers and they'll say abso-fucking-lutely not. Total embarrassment, not to mention a liability.
 
I wonder if she could get another corporate job if she wanted to. I mean I guess she IS technically good at social media. I wonder how long Citibank had even had a dedicated social media department before she came along.

She really, really wants to be heard, but she has nothing to say. No wonder she drinks.
She was part of the team that started Citi's social media department. They didn't have one before she came along, so all of the suits in corporate had zero idea how any of it worked. She basically got the freedom to do whatever she wanted with the department under the pretense that she was an "expert." LOL.
 
A few thoughts watching this disaster:
-Why would she reveal the final look before the video even comes out? This is the type of "behind the scenes" content you would post AFTER people have seen the skit video, or whatever it's going to be (whatever it is will be wildly unfunny, I'm sure).

- Her laugh is so obnoxious.

-It's "tinge" not "tint."

-If I was her family member, I would completely disown her, or at the very least insist she never show me or mention me in her videos. She is so goddamn embarrassing, I can hardly stand it.
 
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