- Joined
- Feb 14, 2020
So inspired by our own @StrawberryDouche and the brilliant recaps of Ambee, all I can say is I tried.
Second episode of the day :
Therapist dumped her (this was her second appointment, and the last one was just an intake appointment)
Chat telling her to get tested as she makes faces and rolls her eyes (and is obviously high af already)
Has ordered food because she's really starving
Says she “see's plain as day” it's not a good relationship
Admits to knowing he cheated
“Feels like” the therapist looked up her YT channel, gave her referrals to other therapist because she “doesn't have enough experience” to deal with Chantal (b/c they mostly deal with just eating disorders)
Nader's phone gets a call at 6min 30sec in, she tries to answer, says she can't talk to people on it, then that she needs to disinfect it
Can't find a napkin, disinfection can wait, was probably his family member calling
Claims to just now realize he was cheating
Another phone call at 8min 25sec
Says she froze bank card and moved all her money to “her other bank account” but that she gave him a hundred bucks
“Gave him my card to pay for my fucking thing.” “My gonorrhea medication” “HIS gonorrhea medication.” (Come on which is it Chinny? Yours, His or Bolth?)
Chat is telling her she can unlock the phone with a pic of Nader
Says he filmed them having sex without telling her, she just “heard the click”
Telling Nader if he leaves her alone, she'll leave him in peace, but if he comes to her house “storytimes”
“I'm an idiot” ( Yes. Yes you are.) “Don't have pity for me.” ( Ok. )
(Again talking to Nader) “That's why you get mad at me, you know you're a piece of shit.”
Chat telling her Kiwis have proof he has HIV (not posted here we don't but if anyone wants to share proof)
Claims to have been vaccinated for hepatitis (Loud banging sounds from upstairs, Pee has awoken?)
“Never going back with him” (ok we'll see him tomorrow in your video)
Therapist doesn't think she's the right person for Chantal's issues
Asking chat for therapist recommendations
Has already dismissed all of the therapists referrals
Grossed out when chat mentions blue cheese
Wants a therapist used to dealing with public figures
Says throat isn't sore but she is going to go get it checked out ASAP
Worries there are other pictures of women on Nader's phone
Still waiting on food to come, already reached the “so high she's mumbling” stage of her day
Says she has to make herself go through his phone to make herself disgusted and traumatized so she doesn't go back to him
“Almost wants to go on Kiwi Farms and read about him.”
Saw his dick, was grossed out, asked him wtf was wrong with him
Needs a nice boyfriend, says Donkey Kong Dubai messaged her, is apparently super muscular manly man that keeps messaging her because he wants her so bad
Singing about being a loser
Wants to take self defense classes
Needs to set up a livestreaming fundraiser for DV victims because of messages chat has been sending her
Says he was screaming at her while she was driving in traffic
FOOD ARRIVAL
Out of breath from going to retrieve said food arrival
Has to contact one of the therapists today so she doesn't go back to food (as we begin the unboxing)
Got a deconstructed pooootin kit (so many different containers)
Barely able to keep her eyes open as she looks around the kitchen
Contents of kit : (stream repeatedly buffering during this part)
Fries (that she destroys the container for)
Cheese curds
2 Containers of congealed gravy
Packet of “California Seasoning” that she opens with her teeth then reaches into and sprinkles over poutine with her fingers
and
a Hot dog with
Packet of mystery sauce
Packet of mustard
Packet of relish x3 (licking packets)
Full Sugar Sprite
No longer wants to talk about Nader
Has to make an appt to get tested for STDs
Needs a nap before going to the ER
Chat telling her to get a real deadbolt for her door because Nader is street smart/she and Pee are not.
Repeated licking of trotters after bare-fisting fries into her maw
Still talking about Nader
“Beauty Bite”
Box of poutine is massive, she is also still eating the hot dog.
Agreeing with chat that she needs therapy
“Not safe for me to drive as tired as I am” (Because it's just tired and not so high you can barely talk Chinny)
Denies the RX is hers (despite calling it hers earlier in the stream)
Chat is giving her all sorts of shit for not going to get tested right this instant
Third container of gravy has entered the arena, to be topped with more of the California Seasoning via our Gorl's fingers
Describes it as Seasoning Salt (also has food all over her hands at this point)
“I don't know if I'll be completely the same after this but I hope to become a more positive Chantal that you enjoy” (In response to a new VIB that said they missed the old Chantal
Spilling food on her shirt, then licking it off
Looks super pissed when chat tells her she probably has gonorrhea in her throat
Almost chokes on the last 2 bites of hot dog she crams into her mouth
“Needs to just quickly forget about him, who does he think he is, was he screwing toxic waste” (I mean he screwed you Chinny so yeah kinda)
Starting to get out of breath and shifty eyed
“First trip we're going to is Tunisia” (lol what)
Superchat telling her sore throat and abdominal pain are symptoms of gonorrhea in women
“So it can't be from just any type of bacteria, it has to be from him cheating, that's what you guys are saying.” (because chat always has the best medical advice)
Now she's eating a packet of relish. Not on anything, literally ripped it open and sucking it dry. I dno how much longer I can watch this
“If you break up with someone then screw someone else the minute you break up that's still cheating” (but they were never “official”? Wasn't that her story before?)
“No way in hell I can go back to him now”
Talking about a dream she had about Jon Hamm and is pissed she had to wake up early to take her boyfriend to the STD clinic
Telling chat she has not booked an STD test yet
“I guess I'm special” (in reply to someone asking why the therapist dumped her)
Nader apparently knew where the STD clinic was and a lot about the testing process
“I'm an idiot, I am but I won't be again because I know my worth”
Says being around him was annoying and disgusting, she'd be trying to edit her videos and he'd be “all over the place and annoying”
Jekyll and Hyde change when she said she wanted to go home for therapy, said he started screaming and getting aggressive about it.
Nader's RX is for Ceftriaxone which (Per Dr Google
DC recommends a single dose of 500 mg of intramuscular ceftriaxone. Alternative regimens are available when ceftriaxone cannot be used to treat urogenital or rectal gonorrhea. Although medication will stop the infection, it will not repair any permanent damage done by the disease)
Ranting about helping him set up a YT channel
Gets distracted, says an animal outside is having a hairball attack, asks chat if they can hear it while she stares around the kitchen
Eating another relish packet.
“Anyways I'm not going to talk about him. I don't know if I'm supposed to, I don't know if it's illegal”
Gazing around the kitchen with bug-eyed confusion
Another phone call as she stares off into the abyss, says it's a payphone as she laughs and giggles slack-jawed, barely able to focus on the phone
Whispery voiced “Shut upppp” at the glass doors
(She is high as fuck now, just now realizing chat's been telling her she's lagging for like half the stream, having trouble focusing and speaking apparently)
Says the call from the payphone gave it's location (“Said PUBLIC and THE LOCATION on the call)
Chat encouraging her to get a dog because they're fucking retards too
Eyes darting around the kitchen as she ends the stream.
Therapist dumped her (this was her second appointment, and the last one was just an intake appointment)
Chat telling her to get tested as she makes faces and rolls her eyes (and is obviously high af already)
Has ordered food because she's really starving
Says she “see's plain as day” it's not a good relationship
Admits to knowing he cheated
“Feels like” the therapist looked up her YT channel, gave her referrals to other therapist because she “doesn't have enough experience” to deal with Chantal (b/c they mostly deal with just eating disorders)
Nader's phone gets a call at 6min 30sec in, she tries to answer, says she can't talk to people on it, then that she needs to disinfect it
Can't find a napkin, disinfection can wait, was probably his family member calling
Claims to just now realize he was cheating
Another phone call at 8min 25sec
Says she froze bank card and moved all her money to “her other bank account” but that she gave him a hundred bucks
“Gave him my card to pay for my fucking thing.” “My gonorrhea medication” “HIS gonorrhea medication.” (Come on which is it Chinny? Yours, His or Bolth?)
Chat is telling her she can unlock the phone with a pic of Nader
Says he filmed them having sex without telling her, she just “heard the click”
Telling Nader if he leaves her alone, she'll leave him in peace, but if he comes to her house “storytimes”
“I'm an idiot” ( Yes. Yes you are.) “Don't have pity for me.” ( Ok. )
(Again talking to Nader) “That's why you get mad at me, you know you're a piece of shit.”
Chat telling her Kiwis have proof he has HIV (not posted here we don't but if anyone wants to share proof)
Claims to have been vaccinated for hepatitis (Loud banging sounds from upstairs, Pee has awoken?)
“Never going back with him” (ok we'll see him tomorrow in your video)
Therapist doesn't think she's the right person for Chantal's issues
Asking chat for therapist recommendations
Has already dismissed all of the therapists referrals
Grossed out when chat mentions blue cheese
Wants a therapist used to dealing with public figures
Says throat isn't sore but she is going to go get it checked out ASAP
Worries there are other pictures of women on Nader's phone
Still waiting on food to come, already reached the “so high she's mumbling” stage of her day
Says she has to make herself go through his phone to make herself disgusted and traumatized so she doesn't go back to him
“Almost wants to go on Kiwi Farms and read about him.”
Saw his dick, was grossed out, asked him wtf was wrong with him
Needs a nice boyfriend, says Donkey Kong Dubai messaged her, is apparently super muscular manly man that keeps messaging her because he wants her so bad
Singing about being a loser
Wants to take self defense classes
Needs to set up a livestreaming fundraiser for DV victims because of messages chat has been sending her
Says he was screaming at her while she was driving in traffic
FOOD ARRIVAL
Out of breath from going to retrieve said food arrival
Has to contact one of the therapists today so she doesn't go back to food (as we begin the unboxing)
Got a deconstructed pooootin kit (so many different containers)
Barely able to keep her eyes open as she looks around the kitchen
Contents of kit : (stream repeatedly buffering during this part)
Fries (that she destroys the container for)
Cheese curds
2 Containers of congealed gravy
Packet of “California Seasoning” that she opens with her teeth then reaches into and sprinkles over poutine with her fingers
and
a Hot dog with
Packet of mystery sauce
Packet of mustard
Packet of relish x3 (licking packets)
Full Sugar Sprite
No longer wants to talk about Nader
Has to make an appt to get tested for STDs
Needs a nap before going to the ER
Chat telling her to get a real deadbolt for her door because Nader is street smart/she and Pee are not.
Repeated licking of trotters after bare-fisting fries into her maw
Still talking about Nader
“Beauty Bite”
Box of poutine is massive, she is also still eating the hot dog.
Agreeing with chat that she needs therapy
“Not safe for me to drive as tired as I am” (Because it's just tired and not so high you can barely talk Chinny)
Denies the RX is hers (despite calling it hers earlier in the stream)
Chat is giving her all sorts of shit for not going to get tested right this instant
Third container of gravy has entered the arena, to be topped with more of the California Seasoning via our Gorl's fingers
Describes it as Seasoning Salt (also has food all over her hands at this point)
“I don't know if I'll be completely the same after this but I hope to become a more positive Chantal that you enjoy” (In response to a new VIB that said they missed the old Chantal
Spilling food on her shirt, then licking it off
Looks super pissed when chat tells her she probably has gonorrhea in her throat
Almost chokes on the last 2 bites of hot dog she crams into her mouth
“Needs to just quickly forget about him, who does he think he is, was he screwing toxic waste” (I mean he screwed you Chinny so yeah kinda)
Starting to get out of breath and shifty eyed
“First trip we're going to is Tunisia” (lol what)
Superchat telling her sore throat and abdominal pain are symptoms of gonorrhea in women
“So it can't be from just any type of bacteria, it has to be from him cheating, that's what you guys are saying.” (because chat always has the best medical advice)
Now she's eating a packet of relish. Not on anything, literally ripped it open and sucking it dry. I dno how much longer I can watch this
“If you break up with someone then screw someone else the minute you break up that's still cheating” (but they were never “official”? Wasn't that her story before?)
“No way in hell I can go back to him now”
Talking about a dream she had about Jon Hamm and is pissed she had to wake up early to take her boyfriend to the STD clinic
Telling chat she has not booked an STD test yet
“I guess I'm special” (in reply to someone asking why the therapist dumped her)
Nader apparently knew where the STD clinic was and a lot about the testing process
“I'm an idiot, I am but I won't be again because I know my worth”
Says being around him was annoying and disgusting, she'd be trying to edit her videos and he'd be “all over the place and annoying”
Jekyll and Hyde change when she said she wanted to go home for therapy, said he started screaming and getting aggressive about it.
Nader's RX is for Ceftriaxone which (Per Dr Google
DC recommends a single dose of 500 mg of intramuscular ceftriaxone. Alternative regimens are available when ceftriaxone cannot be used to treat urogenital or rectal gonorrhea. Although medication will stop the infection, it will not repair any permanent damage done by the disease)Ranting about helping him set up a YT channel
Gets distracted, says an animal outside is having a hairball attack, asks chat if they can hear it while she stares around the kitchen
Eating another relish packet.
“Anyways I'm not going to talk about him. I don't know if I'm supposed to, I don't know if it's illegal”
Gazing around the kitchen with bug-eyed confusion
Another phone call as she stares off into the abyss, says it's a payphone as she laughs and giggles slack-jawed, barely able to focus on the phone
Whispery voiced “Shut upppp” at the glass doors
(She is high as fuck now, just now realizing chat's been telling her she's lagging for like half the stream, having trouble focusing and speaking apparently)
Says the call from the payphone gave it's location (“Said PUBLIC and THE LOCATION on the call)
Chat encouraging her to get a dog because they're fucking retards too
Eyes darting around the kitchen as she ends the stream.
I would go back and correct some of this but it was painful enough the first round.
4/10 mugs of gravy, worth a watch if you're a masochist or have an hour to kill and hate yourself, previous chimpout was far more entertaining.
