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Have we considered that it could’ve been a queef?
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what is it called when a front gunt queefs? a gueef?
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Wrote this in the Faith thread but it's really a shartpost.
EITHER he is lying about that now and is genuinely gunted out that Nick "turned" on him with an absolutely harmless joke about a fart (when Nick apparently did not believe what we all know now that is that he actually shat himself in public). OR he is a spineless cuck who will suck up to anyone who is remotely useful to him even if he hates them, even seeking free legal advice from them.
And in either of those cases, he is an utter fuckup who blew attorney/client privilege and made it so Nick can be subpoenaed for anything relating to the discussions in the PMs he made public and, possibly, ANYTHING AT ALL they discussed, ever. And he did this in an ongoing criminal case where he's facing time as a repeat convict.
Ralph is approaching the level of being a career criminal. Too bad he's white or if a cop ever had it with his pig shit and beat him to death, we might have statues of him.
There are really only two ways to interpret that dipshit hick rant of Ralph.
EITHER he is lying about that now and is genuinely gunted out that Nick "turned" on him with an absolutely harmless joke about a fart (when Nick apparently did not believe what we all know now that is that he actually shat himself in public). OR he is a spineless cuck who will suck up to anyone who is remotely useful to him even if he hates them, even seeking free legal advice from them.
And in either of those cases, he is an utter fuckup who blew attorney/client privilege and made it so Nick can be subpoenaed for anything relating to the discussions in the PMs he made public and, possibly, ANYTHING AT ALL they discussed, ever. And he did this in an ongoing criminal case where he's facing time as a repeat convict.
Ralph is approaching the level of being a career criminal. Too bad he's white or if a cop ever had it with his pig shit and beat him to death, we might have statues of him.
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He constantly brags about being a "career criminal", larping as some autistic fat mafia boss and claiming he knows the courtroom better than a lawyer which to anyone with a brain isn't exactly something to be proud about.
That statue will be a total 6'' when put on a 3'' pedestal.
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This is pure wigger shit. Just like the countless rappers who have styled themselves like mobsters, Tony Montana, et al except those guys actually made bank and got mad pussy. Ethan Ralph makes less than minimum wage and can’t even get a Richmond 4.
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Most insane part was when Ralph said he's not concerned about going back to jail because all the hardened criminals during his first stay really respected him for running a shitty internet radio show and wanted to become a part of it. That was on a whole nother level, like one of Gothic King Cobra's delusions:
It's kinda funny when I watch a Seattle Seahawks game and hear someone shout, "That's the team Ethan Ralph lost money to feed his demon spawn on! Josh Moon is a pedophile!"
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Ralph also said he had a big mouth and some speculated he may also have a loose anus.
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He’s also fat and a lot of black men do like big bitches so I guess he’s got a lot going for him in terms of prison boyfriends. It is still sad that his man tits are bigger than his own ass though.
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That would explain his fecal incontinence, if it weren't already adequately explained by being piledriven by Ronnie before he chucked him into a dumpster where he survived on discarded hamburgers until adulthood, a taste he retains to this day.
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Both are bigger than his paramour’s tits and ass, too. Not surprised Ralph is into little boy bodies, but the horse face fetish was a bit of a surprise.
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I bet he has her put on a Nora mask during sex, if shoving thumbs in buttholes can still be called sex that is.