Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[Conrix]

Your "situation" comes from your own psychological issues and nothing else. No one sees the world like you do.

This is how Barneyfag sees the world:

 

[Whatisgoingon]

@x86x2, I think that you hate Barney because you are sad that the people who watch it are much smarter than you, contribute more to the world than you, and can enjoy a show about a big purple dinosaur. I think that you are jealous of "Barneyfags" as you call them, and you wish you could be as great as they are. Just admit it, we've figured you out.

 

[Conrix]

@x86x2, I think that you hate Barney because you are sad that the people who watch it are much smarter than you, contribute more to the world than you, and can enjoy a show about a big purple dinosaur. I think that you are jealous of "Barneyfags" as you call them, and you wish you could be as great as they are. Just admit it, we've figured you out.

These "Barneyfags" probably just either want security or love, and at least they give people jobs and training as tard wranglers and minders.

@x86x2 is just a hateful little man who only chooses to spew bile everywhere over a purple dinosaur, effectively conributing nothing of value.

 

[AnOminous]

Well, it sucks that I have to live here, but I from what I understand, that happens in British Columbia, although I don't hate it as much as Texas because of Barney.

What you should hate is YOURSELF because the only thing you will ever be known for in your entire life will be your autistic obsession with Barney.

That's your sole contribution to the world.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Reminder that Jews are still more important in this life than people who still watch a shitty show made for toddlers. I can probably name off a ton of influential Jews in this world, but I can't name one person I know who still watches shitty toddlers' shows like Barney. They signify how undeveloped they are and how they refuse to change with the world around them. They are the kind of garbage that deserve to be dumped.

Is, uh, no one going to point out the subtle Antisemitism in this?

Why are Jews specified here? Why do you have to clarify that you know more influential Jews more than people who like toddler shows? Are you implying that they're vaguely similar but Jews contribute more than the Barneyfans? Are you thus implying that Jews are just slightly better than the so-called retards that watch Barney?

I mean seriously dude, you wanna pry that scouter off? You're doing our job for us.

 

[Meowthkip]

Is, uh, no one going to point out the subtle Antisemitism in this?

Why are Jews specified here? Why do you have to clarify that you know more influential Jews more than people who like toddler shows? Are you implying that they're vaguely similar but Jews contribute more than the Barneyfans? Are you thus implying that Jews are just slightly better than the so-called retards that watch Barney?

I mean seriously dude, you wanna pry that scouter off? You're doing our job for us.

Wondering if I should call @Ron Paul 2024 into the thread, just based on the bizarre wording of Barneyfag denying that he wants to holocaust the mentally disabled. Dude loves him some nutty anti-Semites.

You know who else holocausted the mentally disabled, @x86x2 ?

Fucking Hitler.

 

[Gensdupays]

Oh God, he has a post on 4chan's question board asking why mods are bullies for not immediately squashing stuff that triggers him. He's so fucking triggered that they let it archive instead of deleting it, oblivious to that they do it specifically so he fucks off. Yes, he actually said "Do the mods have the right to be bullies?"

 

[Justlurkin]

Oh God, he has a post on 4chan's question board asking why mods are bullies for not immediately squashing stuff that triggers him. He's so fucking triggered that they let it archive instead of deleting it, oblivious to that they do it specifically so he fucks off. Yes, he actually said "Do the mods have the right to be bullies?"

>Not linking the thread.

What's funny is this is the thread he was talking about. And yes, all of his posts are deleted but for once they didn't delete the pony OP, instead locked it, just to trigger him.

 

[Gensdupays]

I think he was caught false flagging once too. Makes it more hilarious. He denies it of course. Guy is incapable of realizing just how annoying he is.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Reminder that Jews are still more important in this life than people who still watch a shitty show made for toddlers. I can probably name off a ton of influential Jews in this world, but I can't name one person I know who still watches shitty toddlers' shows like Barney. They signify how undeveloped they are and how they refuse to change with the world around them. They are the kind of garbage that deserve to be dumped.

Question, what if I were to tell you that Jews watch Barney? What would be your reaction then? Would you think they'd need to be exterminated too? Would you call them underdeveloped?

The only place I see they have in the world is being an example of lowlives in society, examples not to live by. And while you could justify that they give people jobs by the career of tard attendant, this really shouldn't be a thing that supports the workforce and the money made from that could easily go towards more useful governmental issues. Of course, you seem to have made it clear that you don't seem to know any people that actually watch Barney IRL so again, it seems like you have no idea on how to react to my situation.

Oh, and what pray tell would you call yourself?

Oh God, he has a post on 4chan's question board asking why mods are bullies for not immediately squashing stuff that triggers him. He's so fucking triggered that they let it archive instead of deleting it, oblivious to that they do it specifically so he fucks off. Yes, he actually said "Do the mods have the right to be bullies?"

My god, does he even know what kind of site he's posting on? Listen @x86x2, go on other non-pony/Barney threads. See what else you get triggered by. Who knows, you may just get triggered by the entire site. (Also, are you aware by this point that we're mocking you? Does this make us as bad as the Barneyfans and 4/8Chan mods?)

 

[Gensdupays]

He's this desperate.

 

[Conrix]

Question, what if I were to tell you that Jews watch Barney? What would be your reaction then? Would you think they'd need to be exterminated too? Would you call them underdeveloped?

Don't give him any ideas. Actually it would probably be amusing to watch him defend himself against comparisons to Hitler or edgy neo-Nazis.

Oh, and what pray tell would you call yourself?

Savior of the world, clearly.

My god, does he even know what kind of site he's posting on? Listen @x86x2, go on other non-pony/Barney threads. See what else you get triggered by. Who knows, you may just get triggered by the entire site. (Also, are you aware by this point that we're mocking you? Does this make us as bad as the Barneyfans and 4/8Chan mods?)

Maybe he is aware but he thinks he's defending his honor or something.

 

[AnOminous]

He's this desperate.

Let me guess. This one.

 

[Anus]

Let me guess. This one.

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He's so triggered by a rubber chicken flailing around? Christ, he'd have had to seen the episode it's from to identify it as being from MLP.

 

[Adamska]

He's so triggered by a rubber chicken flailing around? Christ, he'd have had to seen the episode it's from to identify it as being from MLP.

That's why he should probably start his genocide of the mentally challenged people who watch kids shows with himself .

 

[Conrix]

He's so triggered by a rubber chicken flailing around? Christ, he'd have had to seen the episode it's from to identify it as being from MLP.

This fucking thread.

Guy tries to be edgy by hating on childrens cartoons but watches them himself. That's literally the mindset of a teenager who has Cannibal Corpse blasting in his headphones to seem edgy, despite having an encyclopedic knowledge of Disney cartoons. The difference is this guy is college age and literally getting grey hair from being triggered by Barney.

 

[Ruin]

lol he thinks he's going to clean up /v/? There's a better chance of me finding the holy grail up my asshole than that happening. Even the mods have given up on that shithole.

 

[Gensdupays]

Fucker absolutely loves attention.

What do you do, Barneyfag? Just give us an occupation title.

Ban message he got:

"I'd go out more often, but I'm scared that some Barneyfag might end up crossing my path and make me remember what they made me go through."- @x86x2

Guy is going grey at college age, constantly stressed, and is genuinely afraid to leave the house. Barney is probably the least of his issues.

 

[MysticMisty]

He's so triggered by a rubber chicken flailing around? Christ, he'd have had to seen the episode it's from to identify it as being from MLP.

He claims only to watch just so he can spot any obscure reference people post outside of /mlp/. He really thinks he can fool people.

 

[Meowthkip]

"I'd go out more often, but I'm scared that some Barneyfag might end up crossing my path and make me remember what they made me go through."- @x86x2

Guy is going grey at college age, constantly stressed, and is genuinely afraid to leave the house. Barney is probably the least of his issues.

If Barney never existed, it'd be something else. It'd be Teletubbies, or Thomas the Tank Engine, or Blue's Clues. Hell, it would likely be something not even for preschoolers. It could be fucking anything.