Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

I like how she has to convince her dog that she’s not gonna hurt him. Did she just adopt him from an abusive prior home? No, she did not!
Happy dogs have wagging tails. Dogs who are fearful or anxious widen their eyes and show the whites (sometimes called "whale eye"), exactly like you see here. They also excessively lick their lips and snouts when they are uncomfortable and anxious... again, exactly like you see here. I'm not exaggerating when I say the body language I see from Data in this video absolutely chills me. He is a nervous wreck.

She's also actually said he hates being filmed... yet she still does it anyway. I imagine her main interactions with him involve her grabbing him, waking him up, forcing him into whatever activity she's doing, and yelling at him when he doesn't respond the way she wants. He's conditioned to know that when the camera comes out, he's going to get manhandled for Anna's latest puppet show.

She annoys the piss out of me for a myriad of reasons, but the body language I see from poor Data makes me absolutely loathe her.
 
Ok I have a comment about Data.

I have a rescue dog that was severely abused and she’s only 10 lbs and I’ve had her for 4 years. She has been fearful and fidgety since I got her and cowers etc- but I’ve never done anything aggressive to her.

If Data’s previous owner was abusives- maybe that explains his reactions.

But that’s being optimistic. I’ve seen Anna pulling him hard in videos laughing at him cowering in her closet and basically he’s only a prop in her lives. Your dog shouldn’t run away to other people whenever they come over- poor data is begging people to take him!
 
10/6 - Obese for Kiwitober

An Ode to Slaton Knee Montage
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Slaton Knee, Oh Slaton Knee
Humongous Ass on Thee
Hips so wide, the lack of breathe
Sports Illustrated thou striveth thee
Why must you have the Slaton Knee...
 
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This post is going to be all MOTI, but fuck it.

This bitch has a giant pussy on her forehead. The SO said she looks more like a "Bat-gina" than whatever mermaid alien creature she's trying to pull off. However, it is very fitting for Anna to finally show off her true cunt colors via Halloween makeup.

She didn't "pick up" that gigantic Starbucks order, that is definitely a delivery order because it's all sealed up with stickers. I didn't even know they had bags like that. What the hell could she have ordered to need a grocery store size bag? Every sandwich, pastry and cakepop they had in inventory.

Does she even pay attention to, or listen to the music she chooses for her cringey tiktok videos? How dare she use a song about sexual abuse instead of using a normal Halloween song like Monster Mash or even Thriller. Anna just typed in "monster" and went with whatever sounded good five seconds in. Stupid bitch.

Poor Data. That's all.
 
This post is going to be all MOTI, but fuck it.

This bitch has a giant pussy on her forehead. The SO said she looks more like a "Bat-gina" than whatever mermaid alien creature she's trying to pull off. However, it is very fitting for Anna to finally show off her true cunt colors via Halloween makeup.

She didn't "pick up" that gigantic Starbucks order, that is definitely a delivery order because it's all sealed up with stickers. I didn't even know they had bags like that. What the hell could she have ordered to need a grocery store size bag? Every sandwich, pastry and cakepop they had in inventory.

Does she even pay attention to, or listen to the music she chooses for her cringey tiktok videos? How dare she use a song about sexual abuse instead of using a normal Halloween song like Monster Mash or even Thriller. Anna just typed in "monster" and went with whatever sounded good five seconds in. Stupid bitch.

Poor Data. That's all.
From the insane crap she posts, and her lack of a genuine personality or any off camera life, I sometimes wonder why her social skills are seemingly fucked up. She genuinely has no concept of the world around her and can't relate to others.
Any kiwis have theories as to her total lack of social skills? It seems like.. a disorder or something. Separate from ADHD (which isn't about social skills, more organisation of thoughts)
 
From the insane crap she posts, and her lack of a genuine personality or any off camera life, I sometimes wonder why her social skills are seemingly fucked up. She genuinely has no concept of the world around her and can't relate to others.
Any kiwis have theories as to her total lack of social skills? It seems like.. a disorder or something. Separate from ADHD (which isn't about social skills, more organisation of thoughts)
To me she's nothing more than a spoiled, selfish twat that grew up privileged and never had to consider anyone other than herself because their parents gave them everything they wanted instead of putting real effort into parenting. I've known and worked with people irl that are just like her; grew up solid middle or upper middle class, given countless opportunities, parents that firmly believed in "spare the rod, spoil the child". They never bother to learn social skills or how to be decent people because their entire lives they have been told they are special and deserve the world. Everyone else caters to *them*. The only difference is the people I know got hooked on some kind of illegal substance (mostly pills and coke) instead of being fat fucks.

idk if she could withstand stimulant medication for her possible adhd. Her heart is already under enormous strain.
 
From the insane crap she posts, and her lack of a genuine personality or any off camera life, I sometimes wonder why her social skills are seemingly fucked up. She genuinely has no concept of the world around her and can't relate to others.
Any kiwis have theories as to her total lack of social skills? It seems like.. a disorder or something. Separate from ADHD (which isn't about social skills, more organisation of thoughts)

She acts like an alien who learned about how humans behave and interact solely by watching a lot of TV—especially the ads, but also daytime game shows, wacky children's programming on Nickelodeon, late-night infomercials, the Home Shopping Network, and shows that showcased glitzy celebrity lifestyles. Oh, and maybe the occasional Lifetime movie, for that touch of extra pathos she couldn't get from substance-abuse PSAs.

So much of her behavior is so canned and fake, and feels like something I've seen on TV, but it just seems to spill right out of her, unscripted. And that makes me wonder if she was such a dorky outcast, she spent most of her childhood being socialized by the TV, instead of friends or siblings.

Her mom wasn't in good health, and her dad was probably doing the trad dad thing of working a lot so he could make more money, and leaving his increasingly sick and obese wife to oversee the children's upbringing. Anna acts like a kid who needed a lot more attention and engagement than she was getting (some kids are just higher-demand than others), and her means of acting out in order to get that was to be a clown and a performer, doing shit she'd seen on TV.

I do wonder if there was something going on in her family in her toddler/early childhood years where her socialization was hindered or disrupted for an extended period of time—some sort of crisis where everybody was too distracted to give Anna the kind of attention and socialization with other kids she needed, so she spent a lot of time being babysat by the TV, and learning about how people behave from that.

A huge amount of our ability to recognize social cues, learn empathy and reciprocity, understand boundaries, and learn emotional regulation in interpersonal contexts develops during that time, and kids who don't get proper socialization by the time they're four have a really hard time thereafter—there's a developmental window that closes right about the time most kids enter preschool. That period is also where Narcissism appears to have its origin (which gets hardened into place in adolescence unless there are proper interventions through childhood, which is why adult Narcs so often seem to veer between screaming toddlers and snotty 14-year-olds in their behavior).

So maybe she was a small child who got attention and praise for precociously parroting things she'd seen on TV. Maybe the behavior she's engaging in now, as an adult, was her best means of getting positive attention from the adults around her when she was three or four—and nobody stepped in and said, "Yes, that's funny, but there's a time and place for it," and then proceeded to give her consistent positive attention for normal, non-attention-seeking behavior.

We'll probably never know, but her degree of attention-seeking (and how she goes about it), social cluelessness, and narcissism all seem to point in that general direction.
 
And that is form 2019.

I was just thinking that. How does she live like this?? LOL, that was at least 100lbs ago, probably more.

And the answer, obviously, is "by the skin of her teeth until about 42, most likely". I kind of feel nothing about it because it seems utterly inevitable, but she inevitably will eat herself to death.

Not to drag this old chestnut back up, but I do agree she's a good candidate for an ADHD evaluation at the very least. I know it presents differently on an individual basis, but she has a lot of the typical red flags. I'm actually kinda curious what she'd be like on Adderall or another classic ADHD med. Aside from the obvious neurological effects they're notorious appetite suppressants, but at this point I think Anna's binge eating is a force of such habit it's not even related to what a normal person would call hunger cues. So I wonder how much her eating habits would actually change, if she were medicated.

My only real hesitation is the fact that Anna has more than enough resources to have gotten that shit taken care of by now. She's not some spaced out redneck in rural Kentucky with no health insurance. She could be knee deep in Adderall by now if she wanted. I just... don't see why she wouldn't.
 
I am SO over the pondering if she is ADHD etc. She is nothing more than a SPOILED BRAT that has been given anything she wanted since birth. I dont think she has anything more than an extremely selfish self absorbed insufferable blob. Giving her an outlet other than her own lack of personality and care of anyone but herself is really giving her too much leeway. She is just a disgusting selfish pig.
 
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