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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
You forgot old. She called the server "middle age", which made me realize something.
None of these plural system freaks is ever an old woman, or some old guy. Not even middle aged. It's either around their real age, or children.
How come none of their minds ,under their "terrible trauma", "splits" into some mother character, an understanding grandfather, or a 40 year old man to protect them from all that evil?

It's similar to how male troons' woman LARP never includes scrubbing floors and wiping literal shit, it's always skirt go spinny and chocolate for period cramps uwu.
It is funny that she has an easier time pretending to be a bird or an Eastern European lord than a responsible adult human female.

Poor server Earlette.
 
Apparently Neck's recent "abuse" saga has been about a natal? woman midgendering him by mistake 6 months ago, so he started a brigade against her, even though someone in his circle also thought "Elle" was a male name and midgendered her as well...

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I really need a Neck/Kindness crossover so they can accuse each other of egregious "abuse."
 

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Apparently Neck's recent "abuse" saga has been about a natal? woman midgendering him by mistake 6 months ago, so he started a brigade against her, even though someone in his circle also thought "Elle" was a male name and midgendered her as well...

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I really need a Neck/Kindness crossover so they can accuse each other of egregious "abuse."
Its not even Neck who was misgendered. Its this PanicMixi person, who I'm gathering is an FTM.

White knighting for an FTM? I'm sure there's absolutely no ulterior motive there.

Edit-words.
 
How come none of their minds ,under their "terrible trauma", "splits" into some mother character, an understanding grandfather, or a 40 year old man to protect them from all that evil?
Probably the same reason none of their alters have a real or interesting personality and are just as boringly insufferable as their main one. Because its faked.
 
Might sound strange, but is there a reason Neck is hypersexual?
I think he is simply a coomer that bought into the whole transqueerfaggots have the best sex really guys I promise Kevvy spiel. He has always been tied down by a single woman and now he gets to have disgusting orgies or whatever, sowing his wild tranny oats. He made like 4 kids on the quest for coom so in my eyes taking some hormones and growing your hair out for access to hairy tranny puss and butt isn't too outlandish.
 
Its not even Neck who was misgendered. Its this PanicMixi person, who I'm gathering is an FTM.

White knighting for an FTM? I'm sure there's absolutely no ulterior motive there.

Edit-words.

JFC you're right, it's not even a FTM it's just a chick who's "non-binary" so apparently calling a woman Neck wants to fuck "she" instead of "they" is literally abuse. FFS.
 
These two photos give a nice illustration of what their "ranch" has done to the land.


BEFORE (from the real estate listings prior to their arrival)

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AFTER (same area)


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There is literally no way back for that place now. They have built their own personal desert. Its also really clear why they have such bad manure
problems. Its because the land & soil is effectively dead. There is going to be no way to "restore" it or do much of anything. The only way to even gradually
improve it is to get rid of all the animals.
 
These two photos give a nice illustration of what their "ranch" has done to the land.


BEFORE (from the real estate listings prior to their arrival)

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AFTER (same area)


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There is literally no way back for that place now. They have built their own personal desert. Its also really clear why they have such bad manure
problems. Its because the land & soil is effectively dead. There is going to be no way to "restore" it or do much of anything. The only way to even gradually
improve it is to get rid of all the animals.
These before and after photos never cease to horrify and amaze me. They turned a lush dry prairie into a literal shitty moonscape in just a couple of years. I'm assuming all the green bits left are things inedible to alpaca.
 
I said this over in Kindness's thread but by their logic they don't belong in the same bathroom.

Kindness does not identity as a woman, but Bonnie does. They should not be using the same gendered space, so even by their standards the waitress did nothing wrong.
Didn't Kidness say that she identified as a woman as long as you weren't a "evil fash cis het male"? (Or well, at least when she isn't roleplaying as a robot baby or a bird) Or at least i remember that's what her cope was for saying her dating Bonner was total lesbian behavior or whatever.
 
Didn't Kidness say that she identified as a woman as long as you weren't a "evil fash cis het male"? (Or well, at least when she isn't roleplaying as a robot baby or a bird) Or at least i remember that's what her cope was for saying her dating Bonner was total lesbian behavior or whatever.
I have to be 100% honest here, I can usually keep track of crazies bullshit. Its my secret autistic power. I cannot keep track of her's. She's next level.
 
I think he is simply a coomer that bought into the whole transqueerfaggots have the best sex really guys I promise Kevvy spiel. He has always been tied down by a single woman and now he gets to have disgusting orgies or whatever, sowing his wild tranny oats. He made like 4 kids on the quest for coom so in my eyes taking some hormones and growing your hair out for access to hairy tranny puss and butt isn't too outlandish.
Was he mormon?
 
In a rare turn of events, Kevin's tweets are actually relevant to the tranch!
Yesterday he tweeted this [Archive]:
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Just for a sec, consider the tragic underachiever that would proudly describe this shit-sty as a 'closet'. First, those rails are sagging worse than troon moobs. Second, autism and filth on every surface; no woman stores her clothes rubbing up against power tools and transformers. Lastly, denim and industrial synthetics don't benefit from being hung and certainly not next to a window, dum dums.

Compliments from the penis gallery, insincere or just incompetent?
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Troons are gross part infinity:
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But how's this relevant to the tranch (other than demonstrating the ineptitude of all concerned ofc)? Well this 'weird little room' was home to Winter / @deathpigeon, original tresident and disability LARPer, who now appears to have moved on.
July 14, bedroom at the tranch, note the dark blue wall. [X]
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August 23rd [X] & September 6th [X]. Brass framed bed, clean-looking linen and spacious bedroom indicate not at the tranch. I'd guess parental home.
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Bonus disability LARP as a warm send off. [X]
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Does anyone want to tell him this has famously been done? [X]
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