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This dumb shit doesn’t even know how to film in the right frame and hello, the sun is blinding through half of it.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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- Sep 14, 2020
The only thing I find slightly odd about Nader's live is the fact that he's so active and mobile, considering his dick is supposedly golf ball-esque and oozing green shit. Maybe the drugs are taking the edge off. But even with crippling gonorrhea wrecking his great pyramid, he manages to actually DO something while on two legs that doesn't involve using a sink for leverage. Claptal could never.
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- Aug 29, 2018
I guess it would be very surprising if anyone more intelligent than a moron would hook up with the fat beast in the first place. So much for Nader the criminal mastermind and Machiavellian manipulator. Very few soccer (or football, as they say on the continent) players are known for their keen intellect. It's like a new version of Dumb and Dumber, but without plot, humor, and Jim Carrey.
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- May 18, 2019
BBQ Dinner
Wednesday 6 October 2021
Wednesday 6 October 2021
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- Mar 22, 2020
Is he going to film him doing his karate next? This was embarrassingly bad. He's like Eric Cooke's channel, boring as fuck and people just watched for ALR glimpses.
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- Dec 18, 2018
Things Chantal Believes:
- Nader only cheated on her once, a few days ago, after she told everyone they were "just friends" and she was "taking a break for a couple of days"
- He contracted gonorrhea in this time and the infection became so acute as to cause the symptoms she described
- He got the infection from a "dirty" woman
- He just collects condoms and lube, I guess, because "they" don't use them but he insisted on taking a bunch from the clinic anyway (aside: How would she know he was collecting free condoms, and why would they be in her purse if she was just dropping him off to pick up his meds?)
- Despite being "just friends" and "on a break" she was exposed to whatever's draining out of Nader's dick within the last day or two
- It's possible that the aforementioned "dirty" woman created gonorrhea in her "dirty" vagina
- It's also possible (though Chantal so far will admit this only through her actions, not her words) that Nader didn't cheat at all and that Chantal herself created this venereal organism as her only offspring by not washing her own crotch; perfume and shit that's guaranteed to upset her pH and cause further issues is required to fix this. But it's easier to admit she's a filthy pig than to accept that he's been seeing other people this entire time, so cunt spray it is!
- Nader could ONLY have contracted this disease within the last week. He definitely didn't have it before they met and he certainly didn't contract it while they were "dating"
- She has a "right to know" who gave it to him (fingers crossed for some psychotic behavior to come!)
- She has never had a yeast infection because Bibi and Peetz both had clean "fishsticks" and it's not like you get yeast infections any other way (especially not from being a raging diabetic who "drip dries" regularly)
- STD screens only catch things older than 3 months. There's really no point in her getting tested now (because Nader JUST got the clap).
- It's normal to dress like the world's least successful call girl to go to an STD clinic at 9am and to stream to roughly 1500 people as you do it - then blow off the blood work requisition and hit up Panera Bread instead
Reminder that this is the woman who seriously wanted to start a sex podcast.
Bonus beliefs:
- Her hair will grow back if she takes biotin and zinc, but she ordered a topper for the meantime
- Refilling her estrogen prescription isn't a big deal and can be kicked a little further down the road
- We all buy her STD story completely and don't suspect this is a ploy for views
- The zit on her chin might be an ingrown chin hair
- Her filters "enhance [her] natural beauty"
- "They aren't even doing some tests" because of covid
- Anything about her appearance is remotely attractive
It's like a flipbook of balding!
Semper Fi, little fibers. You've served her well, but even you can't handle the Devitofication anymore.
- Nader only cheated on her once, a few days ago, after she told everyone they were "just friends" and she was "taking a break for a couple of days"
- He contracted gonorrhea in this time and the infection became so acute as to cause the symptoms she described
- He got the infection from a "dirty" woman
- He just collects condoms and lube, I guess, because "they" don't use them but he insisted on taking a bunch from the clinic anyway (aside: How would she know he was collecting free condoms, and why would they be in her purse if she was just dropping him off to pick up his meds?)
- Despite being "just friends" and "on a break" she was exposed to whatever's draining out of Nader's dick within the last day or two
- It's possible that the aforementioned "dirty" woman created gonorrhea in her "dirty" vagina
- It's also possible (though Chantal so far will admit this only through her actions, not her words) that Nader didn't cheat at all and that Chantal herself created this venereal organism as her only offspring by not washing her own crotch; perfume and shit that's guaranteed to upset her pH and cause further issues is required to fix this. But it's easier to admit she's a filthy pig than to accept that he's been seeing other people this entire time, so cunt spray it is!
- Nader could ONLY have contracted this disease within the last week. He definitely didn't have it before they met and he certainly didn't contract it while they were "dating"
- She has a "right to know" who gave it to him (fingers crossed for some psychotic behavior to come!)
- She has never had a yeast infection because Bibi and Peetz both had clean "fishsticks" and it's not like you get yeast infections any other way (especially not from being a raging diabetic who "drip dries" regularly)
- STD screens only catch things older than 3 months. There's really no point in her getting tested now (because Nader JUST got the clap).
- It's normal to dress like the world's least successful call girl to go to an STD clinic at 9am and to stream to roughly 1500 people as you do it - then blow off the blood work requisition and hit up Panera Bread instead
Reminder that this is the woman who seriously wanted to start a sex podcast.
Bonus beliefs:
- Her hair will grow back if she takes biotin and zinc, but she ordered a topper for the meantime
- Refilling her estrogen prescription isn't a big deal and can be kicked a little further down the road
- We all buy her STD story completely and don't suspect this is a ploy for views
- The zit on her chin might be an ingrown chin hair
- Her filters "enhance [her] natural beauty"
- "They aren't even doing some tests" because of covid
- Anything about her appearance is remotely attractive
It's like a flipbook of balding!
Semper Fi, little fibers. You've served her well, but even you can't handle the Devitofication anymore.
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Jamma Ramma
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Plueeze! 7 times purified water wipes for her crotch? Try using the roll of toilet paper you keep on the counter to clean up spills. Maybe a little Clorox for good measure.
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- Aug 5, 2021
Reminds me of everyone’s Cool Uncle (or in her case, Creepy Uncle) who unfortunately wanted to hang on to his 70’s long hair way past it’s due-date.
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- Apr 30, 2017
I forget which antibiotic is used to treat gonorrhea, but trust Chantal to try to use woo instead of a cheap and easily available medication!
Good lord she's not trying to set up Jamaican aunt to be the lease holder is she? I would say I hope the aunt isn't as stupid as Chantal is, but I must admit it will be entertaining.
>cleanest snatch
Someone tell her to steam clean it ala Gwyneth Paltrow.
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- Aug 5, 2021
Hey, Ursula is a fucking queen in comparison to Chantal. Don’t do her like that, man…
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- Jun 30, 2017
*looks in fridge*
"ah, cheese! I should have had cheese for supper!"
Chantal -- 10/6/21
"ah, cheese! I should have had cheese for supper!"
Chantal -- 10/6/21
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- Jul 12, 2020
I scrolled down to just this row of foreheads on my screen and thought "rough, about time someone wrangled greasy Peetz into shaving off the rest of it", and then the leopard print popped into view.
Slide the toupee down onto her chin and it'll be impossible to tell 'em apart.
Fat People Need to Eat
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The thing that really floors me about this whole STI saga is how unabashedly gleeful she is through every video whenever she discusses it. She is absolutely delighted that she has the ability to contract an STI and everyone knows about it. There is not a hint of fear, anger, shame, sadness, nothing in either her voice or her body language. She says she's mad and disgusted, but she sounds and looks pleased as punch. That is not normal!! This grown woman is actually and truly proud that she is a "bad girl" druggie fucker. She thinks she is proving the haydurs wrong bc they all said she could never get a man. I mean, people speculated for months about whether or not this woman had the capacity to bag even a degenerate drug addict. and that pissed her off more than any amount of calling her fat ever has. She had to practically get fingered on camera for any of us to believe it. And now look at her, with infectious PROOF that a man has indeed put his weepy, swollen penis in her sewer drain vagina. And she is doing it all with a humongous grin on her face and in public for all to see. Whew, the scrambled eggs that are her brain simply amaze me sometimes.
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- Jun 17, 2016
I can’t wait to see her topper. Looking at Amazon, they all seem to have clips in areas she doesn’t have hair.
Some things should be tried on in person, but Chantel is too lazy to go to a wig store.
The same ones that are $70.00 also have $7.00 counterparts that look identical and are described the same way.
It’s going to be funny to see that thing flapping around next time she does a gunt dance.
When she said that Nader would look like less of a man if he was with her again-made me believe that she lost her temper in the car ride home and immediately regretted it and called him. Yes, they’ll be together again but it’s Nader who is hesitating, not Chins.
Some things should be tried on in person, but Chantel is too lazy to go to a wig store.
The same ones that are $70.00 also have $7.00 counterparts that look identical and are described the same way.
It’s going to be funny to see that thing flapping around next time she does a gunt dance.
When she said that Nader would look like less of a man if he was with her again-made me believe that she lost her temper in the car ride home and immediately regretted it and called him. Yes, they’ll be together again but it’s Nader who is hesitating, not Chins.
DongMiguel
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Peetz and Chantal should do a video where they compare bald spots.
RVNX
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- Oct 10, 2017
Appreciate that KCJFS hairline tribute, TWU
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- Aug 15, 2020
Not only does she appear giddy about the alleged STI because it proves that she got fucked at least once in the last 5 years, but she's also giddy because the STI proves that she's fucking someone whom OTHER women find desirable and fuckable.
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- Aug 9, 2017
Throw all the autism my way, but I hope that at the very least this reporter will find shit about her driving high and leaving the scene of and accident (according to her comment section.) But please let's talk about your targeted harassment. 
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- Jul 25, 2017
Bruh. There is not "a chance" and I don't know how you could think that there is. Have you seen her? That supermodel ship sailed, had its crew raped to death by pirates, and sank into the abyss decades ago. Unless brain transplants become a thing and some supermodel wants to trade places with the rancid garbage heap that is Chantal, she's shit out of luck.
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She’s LARPing anger. Like she thinks she’s in a Hallmark/Lifetime movie. It’s fascinating to watch.