Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

In regards to the speculation as to the quality of Alyssa’s crazy pussy: I wonder if fucking with her hormones could lead to atrophic vaginitis? Usually it’s a menopausal thing, wherein a drop in estrogen leads to vaginal atrophy. Basically the skin becomes thinner and less lubricated, making intercourse painful and also potentially leading to frequent urination, burning, and itching.

I don’t know if introducing additional testosterone to a female would result in LESS estrogen. The normal expected ratio of testosterone:estrogen would be skewed, at the very least.

Tldr; crazy tumblrtran pussy might actually be very low tier pussy
Doubtful in her case considering that she's only been on it a short time in the less effective gel form, and the jury is still out about how consistently or correctly she's administering it. Normally this is the kind of thing that takes consistent use and a few years to show up.

Laughing at the idea of Bonnie getting a fat T dose from skin contact with Alyssa due to improperly applied gel.
 
This is some of the dumbest, most childish thing I've seen in a long time, and I read weekly updates on a man who buys dinosaur plush toys.
This is about the how I'd describe my farms experience.
There is a theory that states the crazier the women the better the sex, but the greater the risks. I tend to subscribe to this theory. However, I will say:

Bonnie must be having amazing sex, but he's playing with a thermonuclear warhead and I don't think the risks are worth it. Actually, she's so crazy I think this is a full wrap around to just "meh" sex. So it's definitely not worth it.
I actively think he's enjoying the crazy. Like, why else would he stick around? He's stupid, but if he was just there for pussy he would be like Neck/Bryan and pump and dump by driving out every weekend or something. Considering he's copying her plurality, I'm guessing she's enabling some aspects of his behavior he gets chastised for by Sky or someone else.
This bitch isn’t crazy, she’s an attention-seeking liar.
Why not both? Even if she's not classically schizophrenic or hallucinating, it still takes a lot of mental gymnastics to go HAM on lying. She's crazy in the "that crazy bitch set my house on fire and pissed on my clothes because she thinks I'm cheating on her when I'm not" way, the bastard kind of crazy.
If he's never fucked a pussy before, it doesn't even have to be that good, does it?

Also, she acts in such a way she probably lets him do whatever he wants. Whatever that is.
I mean, aside pretend to talk like parrots despite being other birds.
Makes me wonder: do we know Paul's dating history? I only know he was part of the Penny polycule at one point.

She has said she likes doing DDLG shit and posted pictures of her being a little under Bonnie's supervision, so yes.
To be fair to Alyssa, I assume Boners dropped the act about pretending to be a woman around her. I also assume he hasn't had a shot of E since leaving the tranch either.
He must have not: communal E day is on Sunday at the tranch. Unless he took a vial for himself (possible), he probably ran without giving a shit. He's not like the other troons in that respect. Kevin actively panics thinking he might have to go a week off of E and several others state they would DIE without it. So Bonnie is either thinking he doesn't need to keep up every week or he doesn't give a shit.
In regards to the speculation as to the quality of Alyssa’s crazy pussy: I wonder if fucking with her hormones could lead to atrophic vaginitis? Usually it’s a menopausal thing, wherein a drop in estrogen leads to vaginal atrophy. Basically the skin becomes thinner and less lubricated, making intercourse painful and also potentially leading to frequent urination, burning, and itching.

I don’t know if introducing additional testosterone to a female would result in LESS estrogen. The normal expected ratio of testosterone:estrogen would be skewed, at the very least.

Tldr; crazy tumblrtran pussy might actually be very low tier pussy
Yep, it can. The SRS thread has more information on it and Buck Angel talks about almost dying from it (along with a few other complications). It's a secret in the ftm community for those on T: it is not a question of if you'll get vaginal atrophy, it is when will you get it. You're likely going to have your uterus taken out due to it too.

Alyssa spottily putting on gel wherever the fuck she puts it may or may not cause it depending on where and how often she puts it on. It is a mystery for now.
Pancake experts, your thoughts?
Ugly. What are those green things in it?
I wonder how Paul is handling her mental illness. Without a doubt her behavior has rapidly changed ever since he decided he wanted some of that crazy lady pussy.
According to Alyssa he's actively encouraging her to have no filter and to front whenever the mood sees fit. So he's probably getting off on "healing" and controlling her. On one hand, it is good for her to have human interaction, on the other, it's Bonnie, so it's worse than none.
 
Not so bad considering a retarded parrot made it.
1. Birds shit everywhere. I know someone with a wacky older relative who used to walk around with a fucking parrot on their shoulder, completely oblivious to the waterfall of parrot shit dripping down the back of their shirt. Is Piccadilly shitting on the floor while making breakfast?

2. Birds don’t have hands or fingers. I know it’s already absolutely ridiculous to argue as if Alyssa is in any way actually being controlled by a bird’s consciousness, but she’s so goddamn lazy about it I have to point it out. Even the most intelligent birds alive couldn’t figure out how to use appendages their brains aren’t built to operate. She also better not have read any instructions while cooking them because as far as I know, the intelligence required to comprehend letters as representative of sounds and then combinations of letters as words with meaning should escape most if not al birds.

3. Does Bonnie fuck Alyssa when she’s pretending to be a coalition of mental birds? Does she say, for example “Yeah Bonbon fuck me in my cloaca!”

The idea of (multiple!!!) bird personalities being formed to protect a human woman for anything is absolutely hilarious. If a bird somehow came to inhabit a human, it would probably just look like a naked woman writhing in horror on the floor while shrieking and attempting to operate non-native limbs. How would that keep anyone safe? I could at least buy the logic of having “alters” (bullshit as they are) if they were more confident, capable, and emotionally stable than the “host”, considering the DID party line is that alters are created to keep the host safe from trauma.

But a bird?! MULTIPLE BIRDS?!?!?

I retract my previous statement that Alyssa is a tumblrtran. She’s obviously a preschooler.
 
? I could at least buy the logic of having “alters” (bullshit as they are) if they were more confident, capable, and emotionally stable than the “host”, considering the DID party line is that alters are created to keep the host safe from trauma.

But a bird?! MULTIPLE BIRDS?!?!?

I retract my previous statement that Alyssa is a tumblrtran. She’s obviously a preschooler.
Idk this sounds EXACTLY like that one tumblr loony who talked about getting yelled at by their mom due to periods of flailing around on the floor due to their past life regressions as a tortoise.
Though I THINK that one ended up being a troll in the end. Too bad about the ten billion others that weren't and apparently grew up to be Alyssa.
 
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Ugly. What are those green things in it?
Disgusting. At first I thought the green stuff was herbs and the chunky stuff was cheese, so they were savory pancakes, but now I can see multi-colored specks that look like Fruity Pebbles. Also I see Trader Joe's ~Organic~ maple syrup there -- not too broke for that. I'm guessing, since these are lazy troons, that this is a pancake mix jazzed up with kids' cereal and what are hopefully banana slices on top. Now I get that not everyone can or wants to make their own flapjacks from scratch, but this is still bad. You fucked up a perfectly good breakfast is what you did.
 
1. Birds shit everywhere. I know someone with a wacky older relative who used to walk around with a fucking parrot on their shoulder, completely oblivious to the waterfall of parrot shit dripping down the back of their shirt. Is Piccadilly shitting on the floor while making breakfast?

2. Birds don’t have hands or fingers. I know it’s already absolutely ridiculous to argue as if Alyssa is in any way actually being controlled by a bird’s consciousness, but she’s so goddamn lazy about it I have to point it out. Even the most intelligent birds alive couldn’t figure out how to use appendages their brains aren’t built to operate. She also better not have read any instructions while cooking them because as far as I know, the intelligence required to comprehend letters as representative of sounds and then combinations of letters as words with meaning should escape most if not al birds.

3. Does Bonnie fuck Alyssa when she’s pretending to be a coalition of mental birds? Does she say, for example “Yeah Bonbon fuck me in my cloaca!”

The idea of (multiple!!!) bird personalities being formed to protect a human woman for anything is absolutely hilarious. If a bird somehow came to inhabit a human, it would probably just look like a naked woman writhing in horror on the floor while shrieking and attempting to operate non-native limbs. How would that keep anyone safe? I could at least buy the logic of having “alters” (bullshit as they are) if they were more confident, capable, and emotionally stable than the “host”, considering the DID party line is that alters are created to keep the host safe from trauma.

But a bird?! MULTIPLE BIRDS?!?!?

I retract my previous statement that Alyssa is a tumblrtran. She’s obviously a preschooler.
Birds definitely don’t have hands, however parrots do have zygodactyl feet which are like two sets of opposable toes that they can kinda use like hands to grip things such as nuts when they go to town on them. That aside, activities such as mixing, pouring batter, and flipping pancakes as a bird is beyond the realm of reality like you said. Kindness can’t even keep her stories straight as to the type of bird she is (parrot, raven???) so it’s unsurprising that her larping is as unbelievable and cringe inducing as it is.
 
her blind alter is blind irl

how tf is her bird alter cooking? how is it gonna write a fucking letter to complain? how is bird alter eating with utensils (assumption on my part)? never mind the fact the birds they pretend to be, if for some reason they could speak, wouldnt sound like a parrot or chicken lady.

no wonder no one likes her, this shit must be exhausting to follow.
 
It's the HRT. Drastic hormonal changes tend to change the nose. In many pregnant women the nose becomes more bulbuous, temporarily.
You can see a clear difference in Kindness' nose, if you look at older pics, and her nose now. It's more than just losing lots of weight and her face becoming more haggard.
It's also genetic. Dad's got a similar nose and a massive chin, too.

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