Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[RonRiot]

Please consider that Alyssa has actually 'harvested' roadkill in like, the last two weeks. Just a thought.

So one of those Tupperware containers in the fridge shot could legit contain a dead owl sealed for freshness? What a time to be alive.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Yeah well Im a parrot raven named Picadilly and they has a 99 hit point force shield and can't be damaged by normal wrapons!!! No and they fly SO FAST you can't hit them with bullets either!!! And he speaks EVERY language. He is basically invincible reeeeeeeeeee

Do we have a canon headmate power rankings chart yet? Pickaninny seems pretty overpowered. Obviously Alice is bottom tier.

 

[Caramelized Squid]

I like to think she put bird seed in the pancakes

 

[Ihascat]

It's probably funfetti cake mix? At least I hope those are sprinkles.

 

[Cuckoman]

Just yesterday, she was whining and moaning about how a waitress wouldn't let her fuck in a bathroom at a restaurant.

I hope Bonnies partner and everyone at the Tranch are reading her twitter.
I must be eye-opening for them.

"Bonnie: I am so horny. Alyssa: me too, lets fuck. Bonnie: would take too long to go back to your place, lets fuck here in the OliveGarden(or similar) restroom. Alyssa: lets do it."

Hey Tranchers, I know you read this.
Has Bonnie been this horny and wanting to have sex immediately with any of you, ever?
No? Why not, why do you think he never gets that horny to immediately and urgently fuck with you?
Any ideas?

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

I would never eat anything made by a bird.

Shit's got to have roadkill and bugs in it.

It's probably filled with some of the rat carcasses she keeps in her freezer.

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https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1375526356306567179 (Archive)

 

[candle tiger]

Those are scallion pancakes, not whatever cereal abomination you think they are.

Quite good in restaurants or if you fry them yourself at home as long as you're not a retard like Alyssa is. Whatever she did to them, they look lumpy and soft and disgusting. They're supposed to be crisp and thin. If she bought premade ones you just take from the packaging and sautee yourself, there's no excuse, but I'll bet she mixed and poured the batter herself.

 

[lamp shade]

I don’t automatically think this means abuse since rats have very short lifespans, but I’m sure leaving them for a week while at the tranch didn’t help. Idk what her cage set ups are, but the ones I’ve seen in the background of pics look very small and that can’t be good for their health either.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Those are scallion pancakes, not whatever cereal abomination you think they are.

Quite good in restaurants or if you fry them yourself at home as long as you're not a retard like Alyssa is. Whatever she did to them, they look lumpy and soft and disgusting. They're supposed to be crisp and thin. If she bought premade ones you just take from the packaging and sautee yourself, there's no excuse, but I'll bet she mixed and poured the batter herself.

If she made them herself then that means that she had to use a knife while pretending to be a bird and now I suddenly have the need for her to tweet about a cooking accident because her headmates didn't know how to work a knife.

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I don’t automatically think this means abuse since rats have very short lifespans, but I’m sure leaving them for a week while at the tranch didn’t help. Idk what her cage set ups are, but the ones I’ve seen in the background of pics look very small and that can’t be good for their health either.

Oh boy, another one for the freezer so she can eventually stuff and pose their dead bodies. This is totally something a sane person would do and definitely not just burying it. I literally don't know anyone with pets who wanted to stuff the body of their dead animal and the only people I've seen do this were insane people on tv who seemed to not think of their pets as an actual living being and just thought of them as an object.

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

Thoughts: People w/BPD are usually extra sensitive to rejection/criticism/ whatever. That’s probably why she’s STILL seething about the waitress.

This leads me to believe she really does not know about this thread. I think if she read this thread she would have a full blown cope & seethe Twitter fit. I think we would see some REAL REAL crazy and she would be carted away in an ambulance to the nearest padded room. Also: KF would definitely get a shout out.

So- I don’t know who the “transphobes” are that she’s constantly bitching about but I don’t think she’s referring here…

Those are scallion pancakes, not whatever cereal abomination you think they are.

Quite good in restaurants or if you fry them yourself at home as long as you're not a retard like Alyssa is. Whatever she did to them, they look lumpy and soft and disgusting. They're supposed to be crisp and thin. If she bought premade ones you just take from the packaging and sautee yourself, there's no excuse, but I'll bet she mixed and poured the batter herself.

Uhh I’ve had plenty of Korean style savory pancakes. I’ve never put butter and maple syrup on them. I’m pretty confident she really did make a cereal abomination.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Uhh I’ve had plenty of Korean style savory pancakes. I’ve never put butter and maple syrup on them. I’m pretty confident she really did make a cereal abomination.

You can see distinct blue, green, red, and yellow dots so yeah, my money's on either confetti mix or something horrifying with fruity pebbles.

 

[T.E.R.F]

Thoughts: People w/BPD are usually extra sensitive to rejection/criticism/ whatever. That’s probably why she’s STILL seething about the waitress.

This leads me to believe she really does not know about this thread. I think if she read this thread she would have a full blown cope & seethe Twitter fit. I think we would see some REAL REAL crazy and she would be carted away in an ambulance to the nearest padded room. Also: KF would definitely get a shout out.

So- I don’t know who the “transphobes” are that she’s constantly bitching about but I don’t think she’s referring here…

She’s absolutely talking about the farms and has already seethed on Twitter. All the tranchers know about it. But like, when you’re already that removed from reality…plus she can just dismiss a lot of it as “the fash” trying to take her down. But it obviously still upsets her to have a dose of reality splashed in her face.

Honestly this whole situation is more embarrassing for Bonnie considering he has at least a couple marbles left and is still indulging this.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

cant believe bonnie is still there.

he was never a tranny, just a desperate incel like a lot of them. the first time a woman showed him attention he just up and chased after her, leaving behind all his fellow troons without a second thought.

 

[Particle Bored]

How did Alyssa find gifts she’d given to the children “in goodwill” if she claims she found them while she was cleaning up to leave her job? Finding them “in the trash” I could buy, but the goodwill thing is shit pulled out of the air on the fly, and you can watch it happen in real time as she’s talking.

I see it the other way around. She said when she quit that she stole some small clothes from their donation bin to put on her stuffies, so she could have seen old "gifts" she gave the kids in there, and is pitching a fit because the parents decided their 4-year-old didnt need a Steven Universe teething ring or something anymore. On the other hand, trash is disposed of weekly, and why the fuck would she be digging in the trash? (not that it would be too shocking I suppose. Probably a raccoon alter in there somewhere)

I keep thinking, "Was she a theater kid?" Because who else has the impulse to come up with voices all day like this?

I couldnt find it in my quick-scroll of the early thread pages, but I'm pretty sure she was. There was a pic of her from a high school play, where she played what looked like the witch from Snow White or something, a pretty high-profile role for someone so "unsocialized" as she claims to be.

It's probably filled with some of the rat carcasses she keeps in her freezer.
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Second image: Yes, posing stuffed baby chicken carcass for "artistic purposes" is certainly a greater "honor" than simple burial.

First image: "My freezer is getting full of little bodies" made me literally lol more than any Farms post in a while. I got this flash of her somberly stacking the 47th tiny rat corpse like a cord of firewood next to her Ben & Jerry's.

(eta: obviously neglecting pets is not funny, but fuck it if the dark comedy of that mental image didnt hit me good)

 

[dflatline]

Rat rescue? More like slow motion rat euthanisation station.

 

[stupid frog]

why are my small pets i left alone for a week dying???? i guess ill never know, i mean, they had enough to eat and drink for two days

Maybe she cleaned their cage finally and is just noticing the dead bodies. Literal murderer of the innocent.

 

[AMHOLIO]

It's probably filled with some of the rat carcasses she keeps in her freezer.
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Jesus Christ how horrifying.

Hold on, uh... goddamn. Had she not have had sever Borderline I would say she's one step below serial killer (she might just be a one and done killer, maybe kill someone and shove them in the fridge so they don't leave). I've never been so glad to not be desperately horny for crazy pussy like Bonnie, the man is terminally darwin awardingly stupid.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

She seems like the kind of person to shit out a bunch of babies and stack their bodies in the freezer.

The Babies in the Freezer: Stories of Neonaticide

Women who kill their newborns usually claim to have been in denial about their pregnancies. Can you carry a child to term without realizing it? And if you do, how responsible are you for your actions?

psmag.com

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

The pancakes look like the confetti type mix that has sprinkles like a birthday cake, and the greens are probably just the melting blue sprinkles.

I wish you all had a little more kindness in your hearts, birds are talented chefs and I won't stand for your bird racism. Here is proofs of my headmate Slameasy McGee fronting to make some shrimp pasta for me. Unfortunately they only speak French which I don't understand, so I couldn't let them know I'm very allergic to seafood.

 

[MetalParakeet]

The pancakes look like the confetti type mix that has sprinkles like a birthday cake, and the greens are probably just the melting blue sprinkles.

I wish you all had a little more kindness in your hearts, birds are talented chefs and I won't stand for your bird racism. Here is proofs of my headmate Slameasy McGee fronting to make some shrimp pasta for me. Unfortunately they only speak French which I don't understand, so I couldn't let them know I'm very allergic to seafood.

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They also like baths. Oh dear maybe there is something with her larp..