Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Since they're both constantly reading the thread if you could post the latest ultrasounds, that'd be great. Gotta prove you still are capable of a basic biological function almost every single living human is capable of!

I love how they think they deserve headpats for this. I wish no ill will on this child but goddamn is it going to make their lives hell. Can you imagine a crying baby interrupting him during his "job"? You think he'd just call Pedosu to come deal with "the fucking thing"?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Can you imagine a crying baby interrupting him during his "job"?

I’d put money on them living in separate residences by the time the baby is born. Ralph is such a needy, clinging titty baby that he will not be able to handle MANda making the baby her primary focus. He’s the kind of asshole who’d expect her to be fucking before her vagina is even healed from the birth. He won’t take easily to being refused sex so she can tend to the baby.

 

[SargonF00t]

I’d put money on them living in separate residences by the time the baby is born. Ralph is such a needy, clinging titty baby that he will not be able to handle MANda making the baby her primary focus. He’s the kind of asshole who’d expect her to be fucking before her vagina is even healed from the birth. He won’t take easily to being refused sex so she can tend to the baby.

Considering what Ralph is packing, Pantsu won't need to be concerned about any healing.

 

[The First Fag]

In her nude pic Amanda looks like a creature from a bargain bin sci-fi novel. Ade0 looks like a 40 yeard old woman, judging from the nudes alone Ade wins.

"What the fuck kind of heresy is this?" - A prominent alcoholic lawyer, 2021

 

[AnOminous]

How do you trade DOWN from fucking Digibro?

That cuts both ways. How cucked do you have to be to get sloppy seconds from a brony tranny pedophile's ex?

 

[PhoBingas]

I wish no ill will on this child but goddamn is it going to make their lives hell.

I think we need some of the ladies from the beauty parlor to teach us how to a-log babies.

 

[The First Fag]

I think we need some of the ladies from the beauty parlor to teach us how to a-log babies.

Even for me that's a line too far man. Those people are vicious.
Seriously. All of those people are fucking psycho.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I think we need some of the ladies from the beauty parlor to teach us how to a-log babies.

We pretty much only a-log shitty parents that pimp their babies online, but we also don’t pretend babies with horrible genetic defects are cute lil miracles. It’s almost always the parents torturing or exploiting their kids that we professionally shit on.

I’d put money on them living in separate residences by the time the baby is born. Ralph is such a needy, clinging titty baby that he will not be able to handle MANda making the baby her primary focus. He’s the kind of asshole who’d expect her to be fucking before her vagina is even healed from the birth. He won’t take easily to being refused sex so she can tend to the baby.

May might tolerate his broke fat abusive ass until the kid is born and will move out before the baby is three months old. Pregnancy is super easy compared to caring for a newborn, but esp for a man since a baby won’t inconvenience his life till it’s out of the womb.

May is committed to pretending she’s #tradlife, instead of the reality of her being an unmarried pregnant woman working at Subway with a fat dirtbag boyfriend. I think she will stubbornly continue living with Ralph so she doesn’t have to add “single” unmarried mother working at Subway.

She’s under some crazy delusion that she can be a housewife while married to a fat, pathetic loser like Ralph. Ralph was still living off of his mom at 34 years of age when May met him ffs. She’s seriously retarded if she ever believed an lifelong unemployed, convicted felon, alcoholic in his mid-30’s that depended upon his mommy his entire life is going to support her being a SAHM. She would have had a better shot at being a SAHM if she stuck with her troon ex.

Ralph is literally the kind of guy who will steal her Subway check, that she needed to buy diapers and wipes, to gamble and buy pills. Good thing Ralph can’t use her EBT card to buy liquor. I figure Ralph already has his single “trad fiancé” down to the welfare offices so the govt can pay to feed and care for his newest bastard fetus.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

What good is a stay at home mom when the father only leaves the house periodically to buy liquor and gamble?

 

[Reaper King]

Ralph is literally the kind of guy who will steal her Subway check

It'd be a really dark timeline if May is giving him her checks to go gamble with them and try to double it. Come to think of it, they're both pretty fucking retarded for this to be a possible reality. She slaves away as a sandwich "artist", gets paid on a Friday, and directly gives it to Ralph in attempt to double or even triple what she got paid. Only for him to either lose it all or blow it on Makers' Mark and pills. Neither the baby or Ralph will get to have clean diapers.

 

[Bonny Sonds]

Her complete inability to cook basic things never fails to astonish me. Bitch you’re supposed to snap the hard, woody stalks off the bottom of asparagus spears. Potatoes look undercooked, salmon looks overcooked and dry as hell, and good luck squeezing a lemon slice that should have been a lemon wedge on the side. No wonder Ralph pounds fast food before he comes home and as soon as he leaves the house every day.

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What's with her lemon slice obsession anyway? I remember that culinary delight we've seen earlier this year had the very same refined twist:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-k...eaceful-sunset-productions.81183/post-9837963

She must think that this is some sort of artistic gourmet chef-tier food decoration.

 

[Flim Flam]

The only thing I'm absolutely sure of is that if/when she goes in to labor during a show, she'll be going to the hospital in an Uber.

Probably for the best really, as Gunt is rarely sober enough to drive legally.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

May obviously isn't conventionally attractive but I still find it hard to believe May willingly fucked and allowed herself to get pregnant by this sharting ogre.

 

[Never Scored]

May obviously isn't conventionally attractive but I still find it hard to believe May willingly fucked and allowed herself to get pregnant by this sharting ogre.

I know right? She's kind of gross, but she's not fat and probably could have tied down some neckbeard autist with a $70k a year 9-5 office job working at an IT help desk who's not as fat or short as Ralph. That's what makes everyone think it's about getting whatever small amount of clout banging the host of the Killstream can give her.

 

[BruceyBoy]

Why are people sperging out over the lemon? The citric acid in lemon breaks down the amines which give fish it's fishy smell. This isn't uncommon stuff.

 

[ddlloo]

Why are people sperging out over the lemon? The citric acid in lemon breaks down the amines which give fish it's fishy smell. This isn't uncommon stuff.

Because it's a slice rather than a wedge, It's a practical consideration.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

Why are people sperging out over the lemon? The citric acid in lemon breaks down the amines which give fish it's fishy smell. This isn't uncommon stuff.

Of course the poster with a pfp of the guy who once bit into a raw onion would find nothing wrong with that giant lemon slice.

 

[Jack Awful]

Because it's a slice rather than a wedge, It's a practical consideration.

Yeah, how are you supposed to squeeze the juice out of a slice?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Yeah, how are you supposed to squeeze the juice out of a slice?

Exactly. It’s nothing but an affectation, which is why it’s so funny. Her idea of well-presented food is covering it in pointless garnish. This is after cooking the fish way too long and drying it the fuck out. If she wanted to compensate for her cooking the fish incorrectly and make it look less gagworthy, she would have been better off whisking some freshly squeezed lemon juice with some Dijon and a drizzle of olive oil and seasoning until it’s a nice sauce to drizzle on the fish or serve on the side with some fresh flat-leaf parsley.

And yes I’d rate myself autistic too. I just can’t let this bitch’s failing pretentiousness and shitty cooking pass without mention. But let’s face it, a woman who was a decent cook would be completely wasted on this fat sack of wigger shit.

 

[ddlloo]

I'll be honest her cooking doesn't bother me that much, for all I know she's a beginner at proper cooking and I'm not much of a food snob, but most of these photos (and the defensiveness in the comments at times) does make it seem like what she's cooked is for the sake of an instagram photo rather than for Ralph to actually eat. Well, that and to shit on Faith I suppose.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if almost every other meal looks far worse (obviously I mean the meals that aren't just fast food) but she has to halfheartedly continue her bizzare tradcath housewife grift so puts out a photo of a meal she's put genuine effort into every week or so.