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Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
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The sheer lunacy of putting that heart over the gunt.
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Lmao she censored her elbows
The obese really need to realize that even though their navels are mile-deep caverns due to their massive gunts, absolutely fucking nobody but them wants to hear them recount their navelgazing expeditions.
After vanishing for two months, weight loss youtuber Laura Lynn is back with a new video.New "weight loss" calfling to follow:
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She put on 40lbs in 2 months (that's 140,000 excess calories or 2333 a day over her TDEE, so probably about 7K a day as she's over 380lbs) and she blames it on "PCOS" and "steroids" and "a stressful job" and "binging". Yea, imma go with binging. God I wish these gorls would just film the insane amount of food they eat every day, that would be so much more morbidly interesting than their stupid ass rambles into the camera about why they are the world's most unique death fat.
I like the green and blue, the colours are nice. But they're absolutely church-auntie-muumuus. Nothing to be proud of, really.A bit of sad news from Kellie Brown (andIgetdressed on YT), whom I once praised for at least having a sense of style and dignity when clothing fat, and for not answering Tess Holliday's cries to be her token black bestfriend. She dropped a new Drop and it shows what I imagine to be typical church-auntie-muumuus, which are very size-inclusive to the extend of tent sheets. They all look to be shiny cheap stretchy polyester, because they are.
If being fat is no big deal why does this lady use profile pics in which she looks much slimmer than she is?
Sea colours. Apt, since she's the size of a fecking humpbackAfter vanishing for two months, weight loss youtuber Laura Lynn is back with a new video.
She's 392.4 lbs now. Last weigh-in she was 389.4 lbs. So at least she didn't binge this time, and only gained a little.
I still find her pretty sympathetic and I really want her to make it, but the excuses are strong with her. If she starts uploading regularly I might archive the videos but I'm not sure it's worth it if she likely will just disappear again.
I like the green and blue, the colours are nice. But they're absolutely church-auntie-muumuus. Nothing to be proud of, really.
If being fat is no big deal why does this lady use profile pics in which she looks much slimmer than she is?
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I mean, I kind of like the 60s vibes, reminds me of Queen Latifah in Hairspray which I can get behind. The black and white one just looks like she took a bundle of fabric and just randomly wrapped it around herself. And you're right indeed, the fabric looks like awful Halloween costume material. No good.A bit of sad news from Kellie Brown (andIgetdressed on YT), whom I once praised for at least having a sense of style and dignity when clothing fat, and for not answering Tess Holliday's cries to be her token black bestfriend. She dropped a new Drop and it shows what I imagine to be typical church-auntie-muumuus, which are very size-inclusive to the extend of tent sheets. They all look to be shiny cheap stretchy polyester, because they are.
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Yes, I think Laura Lynn is never going to get it together. She should be terrified of breaching 400 pounds and actively working to get away from that grim milestone every day. Her "real" binges (i.e., what she considers bingeing and what caused her to gain 40 pounds in a matter of weeks, not just the enormous amount she eats every day to maintain her current weight) must be insanely monstrous.Laura Lynn is full of shit and will never lose the weight. She'll be a 400lb deathfat until she dies. Everyday at 400lbs maintaining is a binge. You're eating at least 3K calories everyday, probably closer to 4K, to maintain that weight. That's two whole pizzas or 6 loaves of bread or 4 big macs and two large fries. Her talking about her NSV like she's gaining muscle mass or improving her macros and SHE MENTIONS NOT GETTING ON THE SCALE AS A NON SCALE VICTORY.
you're taking that too literally gorl.
Damn, Tess does have some prospects ahead, huhAnother update you didn’t ask for from our dear old friend, sweet sweet sweet sweet SWEET little KandyFoxx!
A clothing company out in California contacted Kandy about doing an online haul for their clothes. Kandy of course said yes because she is a greedy little pig and we all know she doesn’t have 1 billion articles of clothing already. Kandy picked 5 items. All items were 6X. She said 6X just in case some items ran small or whatever. All items fit this hog perfectly at 6X. Even over her mutant upper arms.
Not sure how she wipes herself after she pees or how she masturbates with that huge GUNT covering her puss. She says that the Normal People Scare Me t-shirt is her favorite and she will be wearing it all the time. That’s all from sweet little KandyFoxx this time around folks. You’re welcome.
She's talking about Ziconotide, one of the three alternatives to Morphine that doctors are using now for pain pumps. She just worded it that way to make it sound extra scary. Which is something she did with pretty much every one of those "medical anomalies" on her list.Wait what? Snail venom? I would be intimidated too.
My money on aggressive delusional hypochondriac.
This bitch is so fat, she has a life-size replica of an average torrid shopper's ass growing where her triceps should beAnother update you didn’t ask for from our dear old friend, sweet sweet sweet sweet SWEET little KandyFoxx!
A clothing company out in California contacted Kandy about doing an online haul for their clothes. Kandy of course said yes because she is a greedy little pig and we all know she doesn’t have 1 billion articles of clothing already. Kandy picked 5 items. All items were 6X. She said 6X just in case some items ran small or whatever. All items fit this hog perfectly at 6X. Even over her mutant upper arms.
Not sure how she wipes herself after she pees or how she masturbates with that huge GUNT covering her puss. She says that the Normal People Scare Me t-shirt is her favorite and she will be wearing it all the time. That’s all from sweet little KandyFoxx this time around folks. You’re welcome.
That's the thing about these people though, they think weight loss is an all or nothing thing, either you are starving all the time and working out constantly or you are gorging yourself and sitting around. Honestly, she really should just start by making small habit changes at first then add on more and more changes gradually rather than going extreme only to end up binging on 8,000+ calories when she inevitably fails. These people think very black and white about food.Sad thing is, she is not dumb, but she just wants to talk everything out instead of putting her words into action. Take a walk every day and try to eat <2300 for a month, ffs. Lift some light weights. Try to cut out most excess sugar and focus on protein, less starchy fruit and veg, and healthy fats. Weight loss doesn't have to be a Herculean task at her size.
I'm pretty sure her arms scare normal people too.She says that the Normal People Scare Me t-shirt is her favorite and she will be wearing it all the time. That’s all from sweet little KandyFoxx this time around folks. You’re welcome.
It's worse than that, when she was uploading regularly she was doing the same thing April did: showing her daily work-outs as part of the video. So she was already working out (maybe not very effectively, but still). Just like April, Laura is willing to change things in her life except what she is eating. I understand that this is classic addict behaviour but it's still frustrating to watch.Sad thing is, she is not dumb, but she just wants to talk everything out instead of putting her words into action. Take a walk every day and try to eat <2300 for a month, ffs. Lift some light weights.