PhilsCamelToe
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- Feb 11, 2021
The only fix Phil needs is a line of Champions pulls. Our boy can do many bumps…………. as long as he has the funds.
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I feel like this exact thought swirls through the depths of Phil's mind like a hundred times a weekThe only fix Phil needs is a line of Champions pulls. Our boy can do many bumps…………. as long as he has the funds.
he made about $100Anyone know how much he made his tips for the night stream?
What a shame I usually document these things but Phil's stream was so boring I literally bored to sleep and just woke up
Going to get myself some Gin and play some mobile game with my new iTunes gift card while waiting for you BRAINLAEZ MAHRAHNS to give me the answer
*snort*
DSP thinks betas are supposed to just be free demos of games.. whining about only having 1 map
you think dsp has ever did a game survey after finishing a beta? i dont think so
He used to say "yo" a lot back in the camcorder days(look up TIHYDP FIFA), maybe even during the early streaming days, and at some point he just kind of stopped. Nowadays, for some reason, he went back to randomly saying "yo".I’ve never heard him say “yo” so much in my life.
Didn't he also used to rep that he was from the mean streets of Connecticut and (despite going to a catholic school) was with a lot of hoodlums in his school as well? Granted if that's actually the case, I can't imagine pre teen Phil trying to hang out with the wrong sort of crowd that would have actually done rule breaking shit, he said he was friends with a lot of ethnics from memory (a Jamaican and a Puerto Rican where his best friends) but no trouble makers, if he did he probably would have developed into a different person then he is today. He probably just tried to mimic that tough guy/macho act, or whatever was "in" at the time (so obviously he would have picked up some sang to sound cool).He used to say "yo" a lot back in the camcorder days(look up TIHYDP FIFA), maybe even during the early streaming days, and at some point he just kind of stopped. Nowadays, for some reason, he went back to randomly saying "yo".
$10 in tips....seriously? GUYS!
And more phasitive drunk commentary. HE is ABSOLUTELY wasted lol.
Start of OT status:
Total tip: $116
Top tip: BTS 1MM ($25), top 3 tips account for 50% of total tips
Members: 274
Phil is mounting his horse and texting, chat quickly getting into the horse jokes
"If you like me covering this hot new AAA release, please tip me, the support has been low for a premiere stream of AAA release and I don't know why"
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Not to mention the later arriving superchats (give or take the 30% deduction). This guy is ungrateful and entitled and I would love to see how he would act if he has one week where tips and superchats are in the single digits eachImagine sitting on your ass playing games for a few hours and earning $102. Fuck, $102 would be amazing for just pressing buttons on a controller and talking with chat.
Phil is just a massive deluded cunt.
Man, back when he was more energetic, the clown mode(while super obnoxious)was at least entertaining because of how dumb he looked or sounded. For some reason, the current clown mode just feels...awkward and sad to me.And more phasitive drunk commentary. HE is ABSOLUTELY wasted lol.
Funny thing is the leeks just taught us he would be just fine making no tips. All he is begging for is Door Dash & WWEC pulls. I for one am starting to admire his pay pigs they are just feeding his addictions. It's like like watching a talentless unfunny Chris Farley self destruct in real time.Not to mention the later arriving superchats (give or take the 30% deduction). This guy is ungrateful and entitled and I would love to see how he would act if he has one week where tips and superchats are in the single digits each
He is on the verge of becoming LowTierGod. Loves his job though, he swears it.![]()
Alcoholism will do that to a person, drowning your sorrows away is only a short term release of stress, I could imagine Phil in hangover mode would feel like shit. The urge to sip the bottle again the following night would become a consistent habbit, like he has to do it out of some addictive obligation.Man, back when he was more energetic, the clown mode(while super obnoxious)was at least entertaining because of how dumb he looked or sounded. For some reason, the current clown mode just feels...awkward and sad to me.
It would be hilarious if Kat was sucking dick for drugs to bring home to her piece of shit husbandKat knows the plug.
In my headcanon Dave gets up, tries to stay sober during the first stream, then is grabbing the bottle during his Lunch break and drinking into the end of the evening stream.Alcoholism will do that to a person, drowning your sorrows away is only a short term release of stress, I could imagine Phil in hangover mode would feel like shit. The urge to sip the bottle again the following night would become a consistent habbit, like he has to do it out of some addictive obligation.