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Sewer dwelling clowns under my bed have been a top fear since my grandma let me watch "It" when I was a kid.

Grandma's house was scary.

SHE WAS LUTHERAN.
I keep trying to convince my bf to watch the It remake with me and he refuses. It's not THAT scary. Honestly, the miniseries was scarier and we've watched that six million times.

(But the book scared the poop out of me when I was 11 and I hid it under the towels in the linen closet - along with Pet Sematary - so I wouldn't have to acknowledge that they even existed.)
 
Neck got troonspired by some writer troon, who thinks he could skinwalk Kate Backinsale.

Funny you should mention, Bryan, I'm sure you have several suits, to wear to temple, and with 4 children, you already are "daddy AF", just not in the gross troon way, in the runaway deadbeat way.
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Neck's delusion activated ModeView's terrible thirst, whose account is saddly still locked.
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Neck managed to get his charity tweet in, with his stalker, Kara the Crossover, and promptly got hit by troonspiration, again...
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Oh,Kara!
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...He made up a correct gendering tale, and promptly was complimented by Kevin, who is still pretty distant and reserved. Not even a "gosh! ghjjlklfgs"
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Then Birdman Kindness dropped by with some lies and droopy tits.
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Wedge waiting to complain.
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Neck's just musing with troons, (another Sideshow crossover, Jasmine)
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It's funny that every member of the Kevinverse is simping for Kindness. they really are just a bunch of nerdy guys who don't get pussy

In perhaps the most offensive thing Kevin has said so far, he thinks the Netflix reboot seasons of trailer park boys are good
Forget Pavlov's dogs and Harlow's monkeys! Why waste time on geese when Troons volunteer to show us everything there is to know about human [sexual] behavior, by publishing every aspect of their degeneracy, online.
 
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Ryan had added “she” to his bio, the grooming never ends.


Troons are the “American cheese” of people.
JFC! I had not even noticed that! I just screenshot it, without checking.
This is what's really one of the most disturbing things troons do, when they pull other weak minded idiots, knowingly, into the bottomless cesspool of mutilation and mental illness that is troonery.

In any case, Ryan will have to pile a whole lot of wigs on his head, to balance out them hips.
 
JFC! I had not even noticed that! I just screenshot it, without checking.
This is what's really one of the most disturbing things troons do, when they pull other weak minded idiots, knowingly, into the bottomless cesspool of mutilation and mental illness that is troonery.

In any case, Ryan will have to pile a whole lot of wigs on his head, to balance out them hips.
Just a reminder that Ryan for many many months kept saying that he is “not trans“ and even having an outburst writing something equivalent of “I’m not trans, I’m not trans, I’m not trans, IM NOT TRANS!” And having huge tweet threads about all the reasons why he doesn’t feel like he is trans.

Of course Kevin and company literally just say “sweetie, you are trans.” In response. Funny enough something I’ve noticed was both neck and wedge immediately started to pile on grooming Ryan as soon as they met Kevin. I think Kevin asks all his “girlfriends” to help “crack” this particularly tough egg
 
Just a reminder that Ryan for many many months kept saying that he is “not trans“ and even having an outburst writing something equivalent of “I’m not trans, I’m not trans, I’m not trans, IM NOT TRANS!” And having huge tweet threads about all the reasons why he doesn’t feel like he is trans.

Of course Kevin and company literally just say “sweetie, you are trans.” In response. Funny enough something I’ve noticed was both neck and wedge immediately started to pile on grooming Ryan as soon as they met Kevin. I think Kevin asks all his “girlfriends” to help “crack” this particularly tough egg
I am haunted by the memory of the "IM NOT TRANS!" tweets and Ryan's pictue postings. Ryan is just lonely and morbidly obese, and that makes him pathetic and vulnerable.
I know we all agree he could fix his problems to some extent just by literally taking a walk outside. These predatory men have cornered him like a pod of orcas a blue whale, just wearing him down.

Maybe they even have some kind of cmpetition going, who will crack the big fat undecided egg? You know how dumb guys do, when a hot new woman enters their circles, or just walks by. These are very dumb guys, under all that LARP and cope.
 
Pretty bold of them to complain about how American cheese is nasty and processed, when we've all seen their groceries, bodies and stove.
You're telling me they don't love processed cheese?
This.
But also way to sound super bougie implying you only eat the freshest of cheeses while the working class women of Colorado sometimes can't afford- much less access- the freshest of cheeses, Trancheros.

- Fresh mozz is a personal splurge, but if someone has cooked me a burg... I'll eat that burg with the American cheese they have on hand without being a snob. Learn to to be fucking grateful for fucks' sakes. Geez. This is why they aren't liked by their community, even locally because they expect more than they're willing to spend in more ways than one.

- Edited to be more concise and make it a little more clear who I'm commenting on. Sorry, fam.
 
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If some over-educated think-piece-writer for them.us or The Cut or something wrote "Why Transgender Women Love American Cheese, the reason might surprise you" they would all immediately be posting about how they swear fealty to Kraft.
Any product can become a meme with these people. Metroid, Ikea toys, pickles, striped socks, cat ears, ridiculous gun accessories.
Troonery is a profit bonanza depending on what you sell.
 
If some over-educated think-piece-writer for them.us or The Cut or something wrote "Why Transgender Women Love American Cheese, the reason might surprise you" they would all immediately be posting about how they swear fealty to Kraft.
Any product can become a meme with these people. Metroid, Ikea toys, pickles, striped socks, cat ears, ridiculous gun accessories.
Troonery is a profit bonanza depending on what you sell.
Or one of the American cheese company twitters vocally and gaudily shows its' allyship for the LGButmostlyT without actually having a history of it until it was hip.

Instead of crab, it all boils down to consoom in the end. I wish the pun didn't write itself with the Troons' bucket of crabs, but here we are.
 
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Or one of the American cheese company twitters vocally and gaudily shows its' allyship for the LGButmostlyT without actually having a history of it until it was hip.

Instead of crab, it all boils down to consoom in the end. I wish the pun didn't write itself with the Troons' bucket of crabs, but here we are.
A little bit of cheese spergery if I may: Real American cheese is essentially a very mild Cheddar.

The shit these fools are calling "American Cheese" is a processed cheese FOOD. Totally different composition.

So, maybe if they actually loved themselves and bought real, healthy food, they wouldn't be eating plastic.

Just shoving it up their amholes.
 
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