Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

To everyone here and on other threads discussing whether ChrisChan will be allowed online post Jail or post Prison, the answer seems to be YES.

This was posted on thhe Chantal / FoodieBeauty thread regarding her pedophile mod KarateJoe:
Actually SCOTUS has ruled that you cannot use the law to ban sex offenders from social media. It is a violation of the 1st Amendment to do so.
 
I'm a strip mall lawyer, I guarantee I know more sex offenders than you (😑 they're all fucking mutants).

Best case scenario he rides his life out in the local sex offender trailer park, or becomes elegible (or forced into) some kind of program for mentally disabled convicts.

More likely is he fucks up his registration requirement routinely and bounces in and out of jail and homelessness, like a lot of sex offenders do.
This . There is no one who rents to these ppl, almost nowhere they are allowed to live, and many public locations like parks they are barred from. Unless family or friends make a concerted effort to house and assist one of these guys, it's homelessness and jail til the grim reaper comes.
 
This . There is no one who rents to these ppl, almost nowhere they are allowed to live, and many public locations like parks they are barred from. Unless family or friends make a concerted effort to house and assist one of these guys, it's homelessness and jail til the grim reaper comes.
It's not quite that bad, but only if you are otherwise functional apart from your sexual proclivities. Basically every town has a couple trailer parks or apartment complexes that will rent to them and are in an allowed location. Chris is unlikely to hold that down if he were unsupervised though, rents tend to be expensive for what you get because the land lord knows he has you over a barrel, and the other tenants are all sexual deviants on the edge of society so some weird shit tends to go down.

It'd probably be impossible to keep him out of the gay meth head swinger parties, but a payee on his SS might at least keep him from getting all his money exploited out of him by other troglodytes.
 
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He's been in the slammer for two months and now believes he's Jesus Christ. Don't think he's going to be learning jack shit anytime soon.
If enough tards get wind of this shit and if he makes some sort of wave after prison / mental institute, you could see the bastard become the basis for a prophet in a future religion. They're all based on retards anyway, right??
 
If enough tards get wind of this shit and if he makes some sort of wave after prison / mental institute, you could see the bastard become the basis for a prophet in a future religion. They're all based on retards anyway, right??
think this will end love has won style with chirs mummified on a table wrapped up in christmas lights?
 
think this will end love has won style with chirs mummified on a table wrapped up in christmas lights?
GOD CAN YOU IMAGINE?
Some cunt's gonna turn that into a Mayhem level album cover if it ever did happen

Either that or it'll be like the pope john paul mania all over again, with elderly women all over the world owning plates, mugs, and however many pieces of fine china with Chris' ugly mug printed all over
 
I don't think he'll go to prison. I think with the documents upon documents upon documents of research on Chris will be enough for him to be classed as mentally insane. The Geno documentary alone is over 50 hours of basic Chris Chan information. I think he's going to be placed into a home. I think he will spend the rest of his days drawing comics for his nurses and will not have access to the internet ever again.

But America being America, it is possible that Chris could end up in a woman's prison. There is no way on God's green earth that in this political climate any judge would allow a "transwoman" to be harmed in a male prison. The media would have a field day and the judge can kiss goodbye to his job.

If we have a ween judge and Chris ends up Shawshank, he will die. He won't be coming out that place alive. He'll dubbed a mark and used as the prison toy. He's probably been beaten to an inch to his life in jail.
 
But America being America, it is possible that Chris could end up in a woman's prison. There is no way on God's green earth that in this political climate any judge would allow a "transwoman" to be harmed in a male prison. The media would have a field day and the judge can kiss goodbye to his job.
Greene County is conservative as fuck. I highly doubt a judge there would give a flying fuck what the rest of the world thinks.
 
Greene County is conservative as fuck. I highly doubt a judge there would give a flying fuck what the rest of the world thinks.
Charlottesville is pretty close, and that's a bastion of troon villainy, however, we never really knew the true story on why Chris stopped going to Impulse and his queer get togethers. It just stopped one day. I wonder if the local trannies are upset about this or they just don't care. The most we have gotten is troons on the internet who don't know about Chris getting upset, but there seems to be absolutely no local support in his favor.
 
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