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DerichLovesNWA said:
To memory it was GranBlue which he claims he got baited into playing because it played like Street Fighter (where he picked the woman with a Hulk Hogan face, yes, I’m dead serious). Virtua Fighter 5 doesn’t count since he self-admittedly only was playing it because it was free on gamepass.

GranBlue was Feb 2020.

What fighting games have come out since then?

- Samurai Shodown collection
- SFV rerelease (this counts since it’s no different from SFII physical updates)
- Under Night In-Birth Exe:Late
- Virtua Fighter 5
- Melty Blood: Type Lumina (which just came out last week)


He’s also dodged games before that like nu-Samurai Shodown, Dead or Alive 6, BlazBlue...

To my knowledge before GranBlue (which he debatably played since he just played Story mode and then like a stream and a half of online) the last fighting game he played in an extended capacity was DBFZ and MvC Infinite before that which was 3-4 years ago.

So he’s not a fighting game player. He only plays a dead port of a 30 year old dead game in which he is a self complained champion but, quote, “doesn’t know all the matchups” in a game that’s been out for 30 years and he’s been playing for 20 of that.

Edit: was supposed to be @Guess i'm toxic now! but shit’s broken again I guess
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What's funny is with as much time as he put off just another while playing his babies first fighter ST every friday, he could have at least got more competent at another like Tekken or even the GG series. That's his excuse at least, because people will beat him since they played it more than him.

Yet, he's sticking to ST, a very bare bones fighter compared to modern stuff, for over what seems like 20 years, and plays it still on a port where the userbase is even lower instead of fightcade.

Phil is an fighting game player as much as I am a chess player because in grade school I was better than all the other kids. I could definitely be the cool kid today in on the block if I was allowed to dominate all chess club players in grade school while I'm in my 30s just like how he emulates his gay ST fridays against total fuckin' scrubs.
 
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Bro you sent me down a rabbit hole. 🤣🤣🤣

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I stopped around 2016 but boy oh boy. That was a pretty fun waste of 10 minutes, thanks buddy.
 
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Less than $20 in tips after 1.5 hours of what he calls "gamplay"? Kat will be crying if the cashslaves don't step up.

Once, during a playthrough dreary,
As I sat there weak and weary,
I listened as a Pigroach scolded,
More desperate than he was before.

"Guys, I really need those tips now.
If I don't get them, I don't know how
I will pay the bills and then go
Shopping at the grocery store."

Quoth the Paypig, "Nevermore."
 
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Stroke Face II Turbo said:
For context: Phil cleared an enemy base/outpost without much conflict. (Far Cry 6)

Scat humor is really popular in DSP circles. I imagined Ansheng clapping his hands like a retard reading Swagginz' "joke".
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Swaggins is probably the funniest paypig when it comes to not making much sense. You have what I imagine to be a younger guy who tries hard to follow trends, yet here he is no lifing a used car salesman of a streamer. It’s like a music snob spending all their time listening to Nickelback.
 
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OfflineCyberBully said:
Less than $20 in tips after 1.5 hours of what he calls "gamplay"? Kat will be crying if the cashslaves don't step up.

Once, during a playthrough dreary,
As I sat there weak and weary,
I listened as a Pigroach scolded,
More desperate than he was before.

"Guys, I really need those tips now.
If I don't get them, I don't know how
I will pay the bills and then go
Shopping at the grocery store."

Quoth the Paypig, "Nevermore."
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Don't forget he's at $23-$37 by default basically every early stream due to OneMinuteMan/Bobbajo/SilentBob. The current $18 is actually at least $41 -- watch him use the 'behind the scenes' tip in about 30 minutes to point out how slow the stream is and beg for more.
 
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Stroke Face II Turbo said:
For context: Phil cleared an enemy base/outpost without much conflict. (Far Cry 6)

Scat humor is really popular in DSP circles. I imagined Ansheng clapping his hands like a retard reading Swagginz' "joke".
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EDIT. My #1 tard Ansheng shows his competence again.
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His mods were never the brightest bulbs, but jesus he really had to scrape the bottom of the barral for this new batch.
 
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LookAtMySkeletons said:
Is this the lowest donations there has ever been at this point in the stream?

Obviously oic/omm will come in with the behind the scenes big tip later on

edit: Well it was $3, now it's 13/50 (lol)
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On December 9, 2020, during the 53-minute stream of the finale of Twin Mirror, Phil got ZERO dollars in tips.

He switched to COD afterwards to try to get some viewers and finished with 58 bucks after another hour.
 
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I like that Phil is now forced to realize just how bad things are. It's the same people tipping, his viewer-base has decreased dramatically, his chat is either off-topic or fully dead, and he's going to struggle to hit every sub goal.

He'll make excuses for every one of these issues, but deep down he must know that the silent majority doesn't exist. He may have thousands of subscribers on youtube, and reach thousands on twitter, but when the same 15 people are the only ones chatting, and each tweet gets 12 likes, he HAS to know that the silent majority isn't a thing.
 
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obviously, 1mm either gives dsp a lump sum an month or auto pays him 25 a day. Dsp wasnt sharing those tips as much in the past but now that tips are drying up, he has to pull it out and actually count it so he hits at least one tip goal. You could see how he expected from 1mm but the next tip (around $8) really got him excited as he wasnt expecting it. I hope the tax man knows this.
 
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QwahlityKahntent said:
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Speaking of which Far Cry 6 is a detractor. Phil got a cute new companion, a dog in a wheelchair / a dahg on wheels. 🐕🦽

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LIMB. Don't know what happened before but you aren't allowed to call Phil "the Pig".
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Poo Twister said:
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I think it's funny how Phil will probably be envious of Wings. Richard is a shit house, but at least he fucking stands up for himself.
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Wings is depressing, a bit of cunt in the ban waves especially banning people who criticize or even suggest a facet of a different tactic... And most of all the 12yo legal age -62IQ "hot takes"

Yet somehow, Wings doesn't trash Phil, and ironically Phil just needs that attention whoring when he bashes Richard...

Like wut d00d, the fat pig is eating from his trough, he looks over to another pig and starts getting jealous from miles away and REEEE'S like a lil bitch...

Does this make any sense?

Hell no, Dave is autistic asf and just can't help himself hating someone who has had legitimate criticism, especially from Richard who has paid his own house off and also stated the WAkhando was a huge mistake in Dave's finances...

Kinda makes Lummox seem more interesting too, Big Ups to the Hoodlums!
 
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