Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

Imagine being in such a bad spot that Kengle is your only hope.

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So he spends his time playing with a deck of playing cards now? I give him a week before he starts claiming the Queen of Hearts is his wife to everyone there.
Or before he begs to be put in general poo so he can trade his smelly ass for contraband food.
 
Paragraphs where Chris makes them or where a page ends. Capitalization and spacing is Chris'
Hey Kenneth (1) – October 4, 2021

This is the Body of your, and my Soul Partner, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu speaking to you on her blessed behalf.

I Know Everything, though Christine knows more from her experiences since our extended separation since September 16, 2021. She shall return for me for the apex of our Second Coming. For those remaining who do not yet know: Between Christine and I, combined and divided; we are The Real Player One, The One Avatar, I, the Body, am The One God Body, and she and I are Literally the Full Reincarnation of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, himself. The conclusion of the Dimension Merge’s completion includes the completion of the Collective Shift for the Majority that are Good, and those recoverable, from Earth 1228 to Earth 1C-211987, and the Second Coming of Christine and I, together again, as your fully reawakened Lord Messiah, Savior, God and judge over the Minority who are the Toxic Darkest Sinners, Haters, Fakers, and Darkest Demonics who shall be left behind on 1218 Earth to burn. We are Now on Malachi 3 and 4 of the Old Testament in any Bible

The Future of all Sonichus and Rosechus (under still continued Immortal care and guardian watch from I, and our husband, Magi-Chan Sonichu (Prime) of Universe 1C-211987 (and C-197 before the recombination)) shall remain the same for the Future of all Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario, Ratchet&Clank, Neptune, Blanc, Noire, Vert, Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Homer Simpson, Kagome, Papa Smurf, Haruhi Suzumia, Gumball Waterson, SNT, Optimus Prime, Autobots Sonchu and Chris Chan, Tony Stark/Lisa Simpson, Sunset Shimmer, Princess Twilight Sparkle, Raven, Jenny Wakeman/XJ9, Danny Phantom, Fox McCloud, the Jedi, Captain Kirk, and so on into ALL present day-existent Original and “Fictional” Characters, Including the Majority of ALL of you OCs of 1218 Earth, and Myself and Christine” we ALL continue on in greatest, partially Immortal stead, mutual chronicling, and Alive, Safe, and Well, Forever More à (2)

(2)… So, yeah, Englehardt, I have just answered TWO of your questions, And to make it More Clear. I Am The God Body, Christine is Literally God, herself, we Both are Jesus Christ reincarnated, SO Spiritual and Religious Philosophies had even farther expanded.

A Day in this jail As constantly written in the Daily Goddess Log, Christine and I, we MEDIATE DEEP; CONNECTED with This Earth, The Cosmos and Universe and Dimensions of This Timeline, as well as the ENTIRE Multiverse, Energy Conservation and Continued workings well above Anyone’s heads on this 1218 Earth. Write Daily Logs with Insight and Wisdoms and then some. I have a temporary Soul Partner, a Holy Flame Type you may Remember (on her repentence tour) keeping me safe, well, not abused, and good, alongside Many good Angels, Spirits, and OP allies in and around this Jail of Fail. We presently have a genuine Turkish Prayer Rug and a deck of Playing Cards from the Commisary, along with very much appreciated Sports Bra, Socks with noholes, Earplugs, and a few other goodies à

Food’s mostly good and well; not perfect meatballs (Banquet Dinners have better meatballs), and chicken is often dry.

And, at present we are asking all peoples to send money to the Sonichu Temple at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, VA to pay off the Mortgage and Remaining Debts. Food for Barbara is also appreciated, and Visitors who personally offer genuine Kindness and Good Intentions are all encouraged to visit the Temple. Prayers to and for Christine and I are appreciated and shall be answered (ALL prayers to Jesus have been going to Christine for nearly 40 years now). And Absolutely Nothing is to be taken from within the Temple its property yard, or defaced; All who do this shall be struck down by my allies, the Gods, and Heaven’s Armies.

Blessings of great measures, personally, for All who come, visit, and bring good/positive tithes and offerings à (3)

(3) Also, donations to my inmate account can be made through the Central Virginia Regional Jails website, and ONLY U.S. Postal Money Orders, Cashier Checks, or Certified Checks made out and addressed to Christine is acceptable through Postal Mail. While that is greatly appreciated as well, the needs of the Sonichu Temple and Barbara’s safety and hersandmine Keep of the Temple remains of higher priority.

And lasty, But Importantly, contact the logcal Virginia Governer of Ruckversville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine’s Body, as well as Christine herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please.

What had happened was Literally a Divine Mission, commissioned to Christine and I by Emanuel (GOD above Gods), herself, to Heal and Cleanse Baraba’s health and soul and being and Clear her of remaining sins and regrets through Cuddling, Talking, and Supportive Soul Bonding to mainly Extend Her Life; personally, by Divine Intervention. à

As Christine had told the few others via Mail, and Posted onto Kiwi Farms: ALL of you were being, and are now being, Divinely Tested with the Divinely purposed Leak of this information. TOO Many of you have EPICALLY FAILED by responding and giving in to the Drama, instead of Ignoring this with greater considerations of the context and Knowing, Better of Christine, the Past Situations,a nd leaving it as a lost Rumor. Instead, ala Over 2000 years again Israel on History Repeat, alongside Judas and NULL, Christine was massively betrayed like she was in hersandmine Past Life, there.

Meditate On All That Now. *or consult/ask a geneuine highly enlightened Psychic to see for yourselves
Consider this your “interview”, Kenneth; Go ahead, please, and share all of this, in confirmation with what hand written original pages were already posted as well. Thanks.

Sincerely, GodBody of Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, and Lord, Messiah, and Savior of all.

Postscript,

Have you ever sat on a Prayer Rug and, with a deck of playing cards, played Solitaire? It is genuinely a humbling experience. I highly recommend it.

[Drawing of a Cross with a heart in the middle, two lightning bolts on either side and a Horseshoe below]

I shall suddenly come to my Temple.

Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu

October 5,2021

Edit: Oh my fucking god, I only skimmed the thread and overlooked that this has already been done on page 2 by @rongeromy , I'm an idiot.

Edit2: @Huge Fuckin Nerd maybe include one of the transcripts in your post, now that it's featured
 
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I doubt Chris actually understands what witness intimidation is, but I imagine if the DA is feeling vindictive it could come up at the next hearing (assuming anything substantial happens). The presing issue that's making his lawyer's life diffuclt is Chris giving another confession of inappropriate relations with his mother and his reasons for doing so.
 
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I liked that part too.

I was reading his insane rambling about being Jesus, and then all of a sudden, I saw a list of every cartoon and comic book character that Chris can remember.

I doubt Chris actually understands what witness intimidation is, but I imagine if the DA is feeling vindictive it could come up
I wonder if the boomers in charge of handling Chris think that Chris is really a cult leader or if they understand that everyone who follows Chris hates his guts.
 
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