Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

Just spent half an hour in a madman's brain. If he is going for an insanity plea then he earned it.


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Hey, Kenneth,

This is the Body of your, and my Soul Partner, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu speaking to you on her blessed behalf.

I know Everything, though Christine knows more from her experience since our extended separation since September 16, 2021. She shall return for me for the apex of our Second Coming. For those remaining who do not yet know: Between Christine and I, combined and divided, we are The Real Player One, The One Avatar, I, the Body, am The one God Body, and she and I are Literally The Fall Reincarnation of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, himself. The conclusion of the Dimension Merge’s completion included the completion of the Collective Shift for the Majority that are Good, and those recoverable, from Earth 1218 to Earth 1C- 211987, and the Second Coming of Christine and I, together again, as your fully awakened Lord, Messiah, Savior, God, and judge over the Minority who are the Toxic Darkest Sinners, Haters, Fakers, and Darkest Demonics who shall be left behind on 1218 Earth to burn. We are Now on Malachi 3 and 4 of the Old Testament in any Bible.

The Future of All Sonichus and Rosechus (under still continued Immortal care and guardian watch from I, and our husband, Magi-Chan Sonichu (Prime) of Universe 1C - 211987 (and C-197 before the recombination)) shall remain the same for the Future of all Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario, Ratchet and Clank, Neptune, Blanc, Noire, Vert, Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Eric Cartman, Tsukino Usagi, Goku, Inuyashaf Kagome, Papa Smurf, Harachi Suzaria, Gumball Waterson, SNT, Lightning Bliss, Dr. Wolf, Princess Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz, Optimus Prime, Autobots Son-chu and Chris Chan, Tony Stark/Iron Man, Bruce Wayne/Batman, Diana/Wonderwoman, President Lisa Simpson, Sunset Shimmer, Princess Twilight Sparkle, Raven, Jenny Wakeman/XJ9, Danny Phantom, Fox McCloud, the Jedi, Captain Kirk, and son on into ALL present day-existent Original and “Fictional” Characters, Including the Majority of ALL of you OCs 1218 Earth, and Myself and Christine. We All continue on in greatest, partially Immortal stead, mutual chronicling, and Alive, Safe, and Well, Forever More.

So, yeah, Englehardt, I have just answered TWO of your questions, and to make it More Clear: I Am The God Body, Christine is Literally God, herself, we Both are Jesus Christ reincarnated, So Spirtual and Religious Philosophies had even farther expanded.

A Day in this jail, As constantly written in the Daily Goddess Log, Christine and I, we MEDIATE DEEP, CONNECTED WITH THIS Earth, The Cosmos and Universes and Dimensions of This Timeline, as well as the ENTIRE Multiverse, Energy Conservation and Continued working well above Anyone’s heads on this 1218 Earth. Write Daily Logs with Insight and Wisdoms and then some. I have a temporary Soul Partner, a Holy Flame Type you may remeber (on her repentance tour) keeping me safe, well, not abused, and good, alongside Many good Angels, Spirits, and OP allies in and around this Jail of Fail. We presently have a genuine Turkish Prayer Rug and a desk of Playing Cards from the Commissary, along with very much appreciated Sports Bra, Socks with no holes, Earplugs, and a few other goodies. Food’s mostly good and well; not perfect meatballs (Banquet Dinners have better meatball(s), and chicken is often dry.

And, at present, we are asking all peoples to send money to Sonichu Temple at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, VA to payoff the Mortgage and Remaining Debts. Food for Barbara is also appreciated, and Visitors who personally offer genuine Kindness and Good Intentions are all encouraged to visit the Temple. Prayers to and for Christine and I are appreciated and shall be answered (All prayers to Jesus have all been going to Christine for nearly 40 years now). And Absolutely Nothing is to be taken from within the Temple, or its property yard, or defaced; All who do this shall be struck down by my allies, the Gods, and Heaven’s Armies.

Blessings of great measures, personally, for All who come, visit, and bring good/positive tithes and offering. Also, donations to my inmate account can be made through the Central Virginia Regional Jail’s website, and ONLY U.S Postal Money Orders, Cashiers Checks, or Certified Checks made out and addressed to Christine is acceptable through Postal mail. While that is greatly appreciated as well, the needs of the Sonichu Temple and Barbara’s safety and her’s and mine Keep of the Temple remains of priority.

And lasty, But Importantly, contact the local Virginia Government of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine’s Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please.

What had happened was Literally a Divine Mission, commissioned to Christine and I by Emanuel (GOD above Gods), herself, to Heal and Cleanse Barbara health and soul and being and Clear her of remaining Sins and regrets through Cuddling, Talking, and Supportive Soul Bonding to mainly Extend Her Life; personally, by Divine Intervention.

As Christine had told the few others via Mail, and Posted onto Kiwi Farms: ALL of you were being, and now being, Divinely Tested with Divinely purposed Leak of this information. TOO Many of you have EPICALLY FAILED by responding and giving in to the Drama, instead of Ignoring this with greater considerations of the context and Knowing Better of Christine, the Past Situations, and leaving it as a lost Rumor. Instead, ala over 2000 years ago in Israel on history Repeat, alongside Judas and Null, Christine was massively betrayed like she was in her and mine Past Life, there.

Meditate on ALL That Now. *Or consult/ask a genuine, highly enlightened Psychic to see for yourself.
Consider this your “interview”, Kenneth; go ahead, please, and share all of this, in confirmation with what hand written original pages were already posted as well. Thanks.

Sincerely,

God Body of Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, and Lord, Messiah and Savior of All.


Post Script,

Have you ever sat on a Prayer Rug and, with a deck of playing cards, play Solitaire? It is genuinely a humbling experience. I highly recommend it.


[Shitty Drawing Here]

I shall suddenly come to my Temple.
Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu

October 5, 2021
 
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Sigh...

Another brain cell losing Letter from Chris.

These lines are mind-numbing insane.

"And lastly, But Importantly, contact the local Virginia Governer of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine’s Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please."

Talk about grand delusions here Chris.
 
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Remember, literally days before he was arrested he was fucking his mom and on track to go to his personal nerd mecca with 5 large and a personal army of fans waiting to spoil him for a weekend. He was about to get everything he wanted, and possibly more. Then he's in jail. And now it's not like before. They won't let him leave.
Record scratch - "yep this is me. You're probably wondering how I got into this mess. Well, it is a looooong story"
 
Sigh...

Another brain cell losing Letter from Chris.

These lines are mind-numbing insane.

"And lastly, But Importantly, contact the local Virginia Governer of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine’s Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please."

Talk about grand delusions here Chris.
Imagine being the jail employee having to read that shit? They must think CWC is fucking insane or a method actor
 
I doubt that Chris is trying to act crazy. He is escaping to fantasy. This what he has always done. Sonichu was a way to right the perceived wrongs in his life. He could get revenge on those who hurt or hindered him.

Chris has basically been in prison his entire life. This is just a bit more prisony and drab. He is no longer surrounded by brightly colored toys. I wonder if he is allowed conjugal visits with Barb.
 
At this point I'm not sure if having Chris as your cellmate would be one of the most entertaining experiences ever or if you would be sleeping with one eye open in the event he had a mental breakdown and tried shiving you because some "Magi-chan" was telling him it was prophesized.

I know we all sorta assumed at one point Chris would go off the deep end and we'd all have to just deal with the fallout of seeing a completely insane man spiral into his own downfall... but it doesn't make that thing happening any less weird to experience first-hand.
 
does chris seriously think Kenneth will respond at this point? He’s Chris’s biggest white knight for sure but I doubt even he’ll want to be within a 10 mile radius of the fucker if he knows what happened?
Didn't he contact Chris in the first place? He doesn't give a shit. It's not like the prison magically got his and Null's addresses and it's not like Chris remembered them himself to make the first contact.

edit: But he wrote them himself so... yeah, if someone else knows what's the deal there, please correct me.
Also, since some people ITT are constantly forgetting:
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I dunno, asking for someone to call the president to give you a full pardon sounds pretty insane to me.
It’s egotistical but I don’t think insane, insanity would be not bother telling anyone to keep it a secret in the first place because he truly believes his delusions and sincerely can’t see the problem with it, if Chris felt the need to hide it for any reason he knows he’s doing something wrong.
 
At this point I'm not sure if having Chris as your cellmate would be one of the most entertaining experiences ever or if you would be sleeping with one eye open in the event he had a mental breakdown and tried shiving you because some "Magi-chan" was telling him it was prophesized.
People like Chris are only entertaining when you observe them from a distance. Under no scenario would living in the same small space as Chris be fun.
 
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