DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[gobsmackedmortician]

China ending - 2041 china buy the gamming industry and ban DSP because -CHICKY CHONG WANG

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

Weird question, or not, but is it possible that DSP actually suffers from some sort of ADHD/autism/attention disorder or other mental illness? Or can someone actually be that naturally incompetent? Im rewatching his MGS2 walkthrough and i am appalled over his mistakes on the most basic parts plus the severe lack of situational awareness.

Gonna go with Occam's Razor where the most simple answer is the correct one. Phil is lazy and vain. These two aspects are in a constant war within him. The only time he got decent at a video game (SF 2 Turbo) was so that he could have something to hold over people's heads. Even then he had people that were better than him to teach him and hold his hand. He only got the Wakhando to gloat over people online. He only work JUST hard enough to hang on to Panda so he could call other people incels.

In contrast, he only wants to play games that hold his hand. He doesn't want to learn and improve. He just wants to win with minimal effort. He just wants to be successful at streaming but is too lazy to make meaningful improvements and to play like he gives a fuck about his audience.

 

[smackpops]

 

[actually]

Dave HAS NEVER been in any financial hardship. (yes we know this but the common man did not and took his word for it.)

Well, he shouldn't have ever been in financial hardship, but his bankruptcy made clear that he did actually have at least a few thousand dollars of credit card / loan minimum payments a month before he filed. He was desperately slinging money at that before it overtook him.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Well, he shouldn't have ever been in financial hardship, but his bankruptcy made clear that he did actually have at least a few thousand dollars of credit card / loan minimum payments a month before he filed. He was desperately slinging money at that before it overtook him.

And I guarantee you that current Phil is looking back on past Phil and feeling regret that he threw any money on those minimum payments at all. He's thinking to himself that he should have filed for bankruptcy sooner rather than attempt to be a decent human being and pay back his fucking debts.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

 

[Iron Hamster]

I guess PROGRESS is his new code word for money.

 

[Sup3r]

Well, he shouldn't have ever been in financial hardship, but his bankruptcy made clear that he did actually have at least a few thousand dollars of credit card / loan minimum payments a month before he filed. He was desperately slinging money at that before it overtook him.

And yet I would argue he still wasn't in any real financial hardship. We all know he doesn't spend $5000 on his business a month and he was making far more than he needed to pay it all off. Even at that time he could've cut back a bit and pay everything off, he just didn't. On top of constantly leaving money on the table.

 

[kebab4you]

Just for archival as this will be hilarious when he backtracks on it in the future

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

CAPCOM KNEW​

 

[wahkando]

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Just for archival as this will be hilarious when he backtracks on it in the future
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The fact he still calls it "do business" like he's a guy in a suit going to the office shows just in denial Phil is about the reality of his 'jahb' being begging while playing games for hours.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Meanwhile he's only played Fallout 4 once and it's survival mode would absolutely elicit salt.

That, and the settlement system is a good opportunity to build things with his audience since he is a "interactive streamer". IIRC phil hasn't touched FO4 DLC, which expand on the same system.

 

[Sup3r]

Just for archival as this will be hilarious when he backtracks on it in the future
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Youtube is just the same dumbass. The number of people who've been wrongfully taken down for DMCA and even community guideline claims is just as real. Also "do business" like he had any power to influence decisions. He was just an employee in all but name only, meaning he had none of the protections an employee of a company has.

If he still thinks that twitch wrongfully banned him and it was illegal, why hasn't he been trying to do anything about it. I know he is lazy but you would think that losing by his admission "thousands" a month would spur him into action. But even the pigroach greed can't escape his ability to not put forward an iota of effort. Has he done anything about it since he was first departnered except for bitch about it like a petulant child?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Just for archival as this will be hilarious when he backtracks on it in the future
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Today's daily dose of dumb. Add 'literally' the to list of words he doesn't know. You have literally not said it 100 times Phail. Also, nice fence sitting caveat.

 

[Balr0g]

Just for archival as this will be hilarious when he backtracks on it in the future
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11 days and counting down (the date is the 21st of October this year for Affiliate) And funny side note Amouranth was booted again from Twitch. Has anyone checked if she is on the "No-ban list"?

Though I would assume if he gets Affiliate in October he will start in November to milk his paypigs for as much as possible

 

[But I Digress]

Him hyping up a whole stream where him and his viewers shop for hats together "Pretty cool hu?" is the gayest shit ever. He'd be less of a faggot if he sucked The Undertaker's dick on camera.

 

[daBonehead]

DSP said he will have to play Lost Judgement more because many fans have contacted him behind the scenes (of course) and they're upset that he isn't playing it enough. According to Phil not a lot of other streamers are playing Lost Judgement. I guess all these streamers on Twitch, a lot of them small and would probably love more viewers, just don't put in the same amount of quality khantent you get from a DSP playthrough so they don't count.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Just for archival as this will be hilarious when he backtracks on it in the future
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"...unless they have a complete change of leadership and strategy"
Christ even after the ultimatums he's given, the insults he's thrown out, and all the blame he's shifted on them, he still has to leave himself that weasel elbow room.
He's also retconning the part where hundreds of people tweeted evidence of his spewing "hateful slurs" over the years.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Dave bitchin how he hasn't hit a vest goal in a week. Turns out his idea of switching the hats and vest around didn't work.