Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

[DonaldJTrump]

I would be fucking shocked if he doesnt have a personality disorder or schizophrenia.

 

[Analog Devolved]

I'm surprised Chris just doesn't draw a Tranny Secret Sissy Faggot card called "get out of jail free".

 

[Hogar Grupal]

If this ever reaches trial, I'm certain Heilberg would advise Chris, if he takes the stand: "Don't be Sonichu."

 

[LadiosSopp]

I honestly think it's disassociation and a coping mechanism more than something like schizophrenia or psychosis. Chris' behavior has always been learned through his environment, and being coddled and egged on his delusions seem a lot worse than they are. He's saying he's Jesus and a bunch of other nonsense which seems insane, but if you read between the lines it's clear to see he's doing what he can to cope and not deal with the weight of his situation.

 

[Online Fossil]

I still can’t figure out if he legitimately believes all this or has been told they’re trying to get some insanity defense so he’s playing it up. Unfortunately it’s probably the first option.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

One of the things that's funny with this letter is that Chris is addressing the haters with 'divine testing' because they don't know the "Better of Chris." It's that same misunderstanding BS that Chris has made himself the victim for many years. At this point, everyone (netizens and normies) knows Chris is a bad person. The time for 'misunderstandings' and 'trying to get to know Chris better' is over.

 

[Uncle Sid]

lol fucking CALLED IT. He's gonna be in there just long enough to join the caliphate. Praise Be Unto Chris!

ETA:

 

[Hogar Grupal]

So how long until we see more weens just invade 14 BLC recording Barb, saying they came because Chris told them to and post the videos on YouTube?

 

[Uncle Sid]

So how long until we see more weens just invade 14 BLC recording Barb, saying they came because Chris told them to and post the videos on YouTube?

As long as they bring tithes...

 

[mindlessobserver]

Imagine being the Prison Guard having to read these before they go out

 

[Tikbalang]

If Chris watched the Passion of the Christ, he might compare Mel Gibson tortures like backpain and headache.
If there's a movie night, he'll never stop saying "That's me", "I went through that, it hurts" and "That guy who hung in a tree, that's Null".

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

is soul bonding a nickname for sex in Virginia?

 

[usernames can change now!]

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lol fucking CALLED IT. He's gonna be in there just long enough to join the caliphate. Praise Be Unto Chris!

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ETA:

I don't think Muslims would take too kindly to Chris claiming to be Muhammed.

 

[Barley]

Imagine being the Prison Guard having to read these before they go out

Sadly, they don't. They wouldn't appreciate Chris asking weens to go visit his rapee.

 

[Tikbalang]

Sadly, they don't. They wouldn't appreciate Chris asking weens to go visit his rapee.
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Do you think that'll lose his penpal privilege?

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Chris-chan really works in mysterious ways.

Chris Chan will never work!

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Do you think that'll lose his penpal privilege?

I dunno. I think worse criminals still fuck with their victims and families using the mail even though the prison admins have to be aware of it.

The real betting is on how long it took someone on the outside to report this to the judge/warden/whoever. I can believe no one checked his mail before this, but I have to believe going forward someone will be, even if unofficially.

 

[Uncle Sid]

I don't think Muslims would take too kindly to Chris claiming to be Muhammed.

Assalatu khayrum minan naum
Assalatu khayrum minan naum
Sonichu akbar
Sonichu akbar
Sonichu akbar
Sonichu akbar
Ashhadu anna la ila ill Sonichu
Ashhadu anna la ila ill Sonichu
Ashhadu anna Chris(tine) rasul Sonichu
Ashhadu anna Chris(tine) rasul Sonichu
Hayya alas salah
Hayya alas salah
Hayya alal Fourteen Branchland Court
Hayya alal Fourteen Branchland Court
Sonichu akbar
Sonichu akbar
La ilah ill Sonichu

 

[Haramburger]

I have a temporary Soul Partner, a Holy Flame Type you may Remember (on her repentence tour) keeping me safe, well, not abused, and good, alongside Many good Angels, Spirits, and OP allies in and around this Jail of Fail.

Food’s mostly good and well; not perfect meatballs (Banquet Dinners have better meatballs), and chicken is often dry.

Blessings of great measures, personally, for All who come, visit, and bring good/positive tithes and offerings.

P.S PostScript,

Have you ever sat on a Prayer Rug, and with a deck of playing cards, play Solitaire? It is genuinely a humbling experience. I highly recommend it.

These letters get more and more quotable

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Nothing really new to say, just Chris repeating more of what was already said except it's addressed to Kengle. I assume it's because Kengle is probably one of the only people in the world who would actually bother to write back.



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Does it count as deadnaming if you refuse to call him "Jesus"?