Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

This letter is a whole lot funnier.


"...contact the local Virginia Governor of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as president Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get out of this Jail and mess"

Lol! Chris wants Kengle to contact Biden to get him out of jail.
Hmmm... President Biden doesn't grant pardon to anyone charged with heinous crimes (i.e. r*pe, m*rd*r, etc) on a state level. It is already impossible for a governor of any state (in this case, Virginia) to grant pardon to anyone who commits heinous crimes, given the severity.
 
I recall that at some nerdcon someone took a video of Chris slow-dancing with Magi-Chan (obviously just dancing by himself like a complete schizo). I would fully believe he actually is hallucinating at this point.



Lmao some art snob even wrote a book calling Chris an outsider artist and comparing him to Andy Warhol. I never read the book but judging by the small blurb, the thesis is something along the lines that "Chris' art is reflective of pop culture". And I believe it. Pop culture really is on Chris' level.
Fredrik Knudsen made a point about Sonichu and Chris
and how Chris uses pop culture and what goes on with America's way of things in the 90s of referencing things and product placements in their shows/cartoons... hence why you often read about AXE body spray, and certain brands... and Chris always referenced certain brands in almost all of his videos at one point in the video.


It was in here in some parts and he and his sister-in-law finds it fascinating.
 
Fredrik Knudsen made a point about Sonichu and Chris
and how Chris uses pop culture and what goes on with America's way of things in the 90s of referencing things and product placements in their shows/cartoons... hence why you often read about AXE body spray, and certain brands... and Chris always referenced certain brands in almost all of his videos at one point in the video.


It was in here in some parts and he and his sister-in-law finds it fascinating.
Chris is a very interesting mirror for Western culture. The shit that comes out of his mouth will be considered normal in a few years as corporations increasingly replace religion. Already you see it with certain console war types.
 
I've Been sitting on this one for a little bit, still not sure what to say, especially when I said the following on the first letter thread (So here's some quips and thoughts I had that nobody asked for):

(Since I'm retarded with Quotes I'm gonna format all of Chris's Words in Bold and my thoughts in Italics so it's easier to read)
At first I was interested to see what he would say, as I thought it would be a confession or an apology.

No, I was wrong, deathly wrong.
Once again I had some expectations on what this one would be about, to the "Confession" or an "Apology" this time but more spiritual retardation, and hoo-boy did we go off the deep end on this one LMAO

"This is the Body of your, and my Soul Partner, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu speaking to you on her blessed behalf."

As I said last time:
Guess I should start praying to our TRUE AND HONEST modern day Jesus Christ

We're on the level where He's writing that he is JESUS Christine Western Chandler Sonichu. Check-mate atheism...

"at present, we are asking all peoples to send money to the Sonichu Temple at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, VA to pay off the Mortgage and Remaining Debts. Food for Barbara is also appreciated, and Visitors who personally offer genuine kindness and Good Intentions are all encouraged to visit the Temple. Prayers to and for Christine and I are appreciated and shall be answered (ALL prayers to Jesus have all be going to Christine for nearly 40 years now). And Absolutely Nothing is to be taken from within the Temple, or its property yard, or defaced..."

"Please send all of YOUR money for salvation and extra blessings to ME and my home so you too can be saved and brought to the dimensional merge!

This specifically reminds me on why Martin Luther did his "95 Thesis" (Please don't kill me Kiwi-storians lmao) where he was upset that the Roman Catholic church made people pay their way to be rid of sin/or a better "Passport" of such to go into heaven because they were helping the church and it's followers (and I'm heavily para-phrasing and dumbing it down) This sort of falls in the same principle with Chris, It's the PAY TO WIN to get to the dimensional merge and if it was okay in the 1500's it's okay now! (Just kidding, don't pay a single dime lol, nor go to the house to piggy back off everyone else)


"And lastly, But Importantly, contact the local Virginia Governer of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine’s Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please."

Das Rite, HOW dare you imprison a literal Goddess, she needs money, and vidya games to survive, give happenings from "The Temple", work on the dimensional merge, and continue to "heal" barb. Get Biden on the phone NOW!

"What had happened was Literally a Divine Mission, commissioned to Christine and I by Emanuel (GOD above Gods), herself, to Heal and Cleanse Barbara’s health and soul and being and Clear her of remaining sins and regrets through Cuddling, Talking, and Supportive Soul Bonding to mainly Extend her Life, personally, by Divine Intervention."

Who knew dicking-down his 80-year-old mother would be bonding to extend her life, I'm no scientist/someone with common sense, but I think doing all the sex stuff with a frail old women who is practically on death's door would probably break her, but what do I know, I'm not a god/goddess, I'm not qualified for these kinds of shennanigans

"As Christine had told the few others via Mail, and Posted onto Kiwi Farms. ALL of you were being, and are now being, Divinely Tested with the Divinely purposed Leak of this information. TOO Many of you have EPICALLY FAILED by responding and giving in to the Drama, instead of Ignoring this with greater considerations of the context and Knowing Better of Christine, the Past Situations, and leaving it as a lost Rumor. Instead, ala Over 2000 years ago in Isreal on History Report, alonside Judas and NULL, Christine was massively betrayed like she was in hers and mine Past Life, there."

I guess that makes us all Sinners, I'll be glad to spend all the time in HELL because we all "EPICALLY FAILED" together, maybe we'll have our own level on hell. Who knows, or just like I'm predicting Without Spiritual powers, We'll all wake up the same way we've always been doing, and Chris probably in Jail LMAO.

"Meditate on All That Now. *OR consult/ask a genuine, highly enlightened Psychic to see for yourselves."

Do we have any Psychic-Kiwis that can confirm this? These are the answers we should really be getting.

"I shall suddenly come to my Temple."

Stated here October 10th 2021 at 10:46 PM I will "Pay the fiddler" if Chris magically returns home and starts an actual merge, But just like everything else, It won't, but do keep the letters coming in, they do make me laugh as I enjoy doing just like everyone else here.

There's my take on this letter that No-one asked for. Crawling back into my Cave to continue laughing and waiting to see what's next on the prison Arc lol.
 
Does this means he's sharing Jail with some muslim inmates and they will slowly but continously brainwash him into full blown Islam?. Get ready for Allah Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.
I am sure incarcerated muslims will be tolerant of a pasty white deviant that declares himself above Allah.

Then when confronted Chris will do as he always does, back down yet mutter things in defiance. "Yes, I am sorry, Allah is great and Muhammad is his prothet... but Christine is greater" *shank*
 
"This is the Body of your, and my Soul Partner, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu speaking to you on her blessed behalf."

I wanted to raise one point that I am sure everyone has noticed but nobody has commented on: is Chris actually completely disassociative at this point? Like does he view events as if he is some sort of ghost observing someone else that is acting autonomously? Does he believe his body is not his own?

He's been acting like this for a while now I know, but everyone assumed it was just some dumb ass LARP.
 
So now Chris is a man who is a woman (Christine) who is a goddess (CPU Blueheart) who is a man/god (Jesus) :story:

Having nothing but the bible to read in prison hasn't done him any favors.
really I'm inclined to believe central regional lockup gave him that bible because the old southern boomers who work their thought it would do him some good and change his ways. Clearly that didn't work as well as they hoped. They really should just take it and all religious paraphernalia away from him and give him a few kid's books and comics to read in his cell.
 
I wanted to raise one point that I am sure everyone has noticed but nobody has commented on: is Chris actually completely disassociative at this point? Like does he view events as if he is some sort of ghost observing someone else that is acting autonomously? Does he believe his body is not his own?

He's been acting like this for a while now I know, but everyone assumed it was just some dumb ass LARP.
Nah, he's been doing this shit for a while where he basically claims to being puppeted by some other entity. Originally he claimed to be Sonichu himself (shades of the Mary Lee Walsh meeting) who was speaking 'through mama'. Its just part of his continuing escapist desires to actually be more than some fat crossdressing lardo with no friends.
 
Have you all forgotten the Blaziken Chris took in as a headmate into his polyamous marriage? stop saying he became somebody's prison bitch. That kinda thing simply does NOT happen in regional local lockup. Chris is simply going around telling everyone not to mess with him because he's got a fire type Pokémon protecting him...not that it'll save him from beatings in real prison.
While I admire the 🌈, that does NOT sound like a Blaziken. That reads like a straight-up prison bitch situation. If it was just a Blaziken and not a real person, then Chris would have likely shoved that Blaziken in with all his other imaginary friends (Iron Man, Homer Simpson, Tsukino Usagi, etc). The fact that Chris saw fit to single out and focus on this Temporary Soul Partner seems to suggest that he is a real, physical being, unlike all the other eldritch creatures floating around in Chris' head.

It's possible that Chris has somehow convinced himself that his cellmate is a physical manifestation of a Blaziken (either in spirit, or because something something Dimension Merge), and it may even be the case that Temporary Soul Partner isn't actually fucking Chris - maybe he's just shaking Chris down for commissary money? Or trying to be friendly, and Chris (autistic as always) assumes that somebody being friendly means the two of them are now romantically involved?

There's no concrete evidence either way yet, so we'll have to wait and see. But this letter certainly doesn't bode well for Jesus Christine.
 
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