Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

Orkeosaurus said:
Call me late if someone's already said this but it sounds like someone's trying to convert Chris to Islam. Joke's on them because he's just going to embrace it all in his headcanon.
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Is Chris aware that he should not draw depictions Mohamed? Someone should tell him... or not.
 
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GypsyBard said:
Can someone transcribe the letter and op post it in his original comment. I'm not saying my handwriting is the greatest but come on it's almost torture to read or at least attempt to read his chicken scratch.
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There's a transcription in a few highlights down dude, come on.
 
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Well first letter Chris admitted to the crime. Second letter he encourages people to visit barb.
 
Orkeosaurus said:
Call me late if someone's already said this but it sounds like someone's trying to convert Chris to Islam. Joke's on them because he's just going to embrace it all in his headcanon.
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No serious Muslim would entertain the idea of converting Chris, maybe trying to "save" Chris, but otherwise I wouldn't be surprised if his cell mates are having a laugh watching the rainbow tranny monkey waddle about making caveman noises talking about his electric hedghog pokemon, and that he's a God. If I went to jail, and I was in holding, someone like Chris would be my television if I couldn't get bail. Chris can entertain you for hours.
 
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RunRufusRun said:
Which one there is what 2 or 3 endings to Brazil?
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There might be three different cuts but there's only two endings. The US theatrical cut and the International cut (the original) end the same, just 10 minutes were cut in the US version. The only other ending implies a happily ever after and we all know that's not going to happen
 
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things never ever change. almost lost my shit seeing Chris beg for money while he sits in jail.

...do you think Chris will believe the collections box or whatever is meant for him now? If he were out of jail I'd kill to see him stash the money in a church and see how well that goes
 
Eurasian Lynx said:
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Prayer rug? Did Chris convert to Islam?
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He mentions a Turkish prayer rug earlier in the letter too. I'm guessing it's something available on commissary that appealed to Chris because he's into all that spiritualist shit now. He doesn't know what Islam is or what prayer rugs are, to him it's just some foreign shit you sit on and think happy thoughts or whatever.
 
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This is CWC's position on the Differentiation-Relatedness Scale:

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One sentence here certainly applies to him: "The body of self or other may be experienced and described as permeated by or merged with the physical presence or properties of another person or something in the environment."
 
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horrorfan89 said:
NO! IT's mine! Mine mine all mine now Now now!
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Tyrone swings his arm at Chris, which makes him shit himself and shut up. Next time he will give whatever they ask. Prison is a place where you can't show weakness and screaming "NO, MINE" like a child is an ultimate sign of it.

Don't forget that Chris is also a coward. Back at GamePlace when he sperged at people just telling "Or what?" was enough to make him shit himself. Also, do you remember when people just tried to make Chris leave without beating the shit out of him?
If he ends up in general population, he is fucked.
 
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Happy Fish said:
I think some of you have way too high of a bar for insanity
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Insanity in the legal sense of the term or in the colloquial meaning? I ask because Chris is absolutely someone who would be described as nuts by most people who met him and were vaguely familiar with his behavior.
 
I wonder if the commissary offers coloring markers so Chris can finish more Sonichu comics while in prison on his genuine Turkish rug.
 
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