Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[veri]

i already know for a STONE COLD FACT that may will have "proud girl mommy<#" or some shit in her twitter bio before the demon spawn's even all the way out

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Ralph absolutely fits the usual profile of someone who shakes an infant. Anger problems, substance use issues, reluctant to parent, male parent, often with the baby.

Just saying. May won't be a smart woman if she leaves this baby unsupervised with him. Especially when he has his drank on and is 'tryin ta streeeeeeam' and doesn't want to hear any noisy wailing for attention/basic care.

Xander's safety is mainly assured by living with a completely different family many thousands of miles away. This poor guntling won't have the safety of being beyond the reach of angry piglike trotters.

I don’t even think it’ll be interrupting the stream or anything, after a few weeks of sleep deprivation I think Ralph might just snap. Just being around a baby nonstop for that long is very taxing even for mentally stable adults, a retarded gnome on pills and whiskey who hasn’t slept in a month is probably worse to have in the house with the baby than a pit bull. Neither one of them is prepared for what’s coming and I don’t think they have a good enough support network to help them manage it.

 

[veri]

Lucky Ralph!
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my guess is that when she goes in and annoys the staff by acting like an anime girl they'll pour cleaning chemicals in her drink

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I enjoy this meme.

@theralph whos the father buddy?

My money is on Rackets cohost Drexel The one who cucks Rackets

I smell a reconciliation with Rackets as they both got cucked by Drexel

 

[High Tea]

Lucky Ralph!
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This is why Ralph thought Build-a-Bear was an appropriate date. You'd think having a child would force them to grow up. You need to buy diapers and a crib, not Hello Kitty plushies.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Lucky Ralph!
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May’s on Medicaid while planning another trip so Ralph can lose more money in Vegas. Fantastic.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

i already know for a STONE COLD FACT that may will have "proud girl mommy<#" or some shit in her twitter bio before the demon spawn's even all the way out

 

[AltisticRight]

An Internet laughing stock with a dwindling audience and a girlfriend who cucks him?
Ralph is becoming more like MundaneMatt everyday.

The memes are funny but at least one of Matt's daughters is very White and his.

The same can't be said about gunt. The son is not legally his and who knows what will spawn out of that paedophile horse's cunt.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lucky Ralph!
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Great, out and proud pedophile MANda is going to take Ralph cruising for kindergartners to join their throuple. Please let their plane crash and burn them to death.

 

[Mister Tanuki]

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Speaking of Ralph's children meeting up; you think there will be a demon baby family reunion? Like they all come together like a Tyler Perry Movie and just cry about how Ralph wasn't there for them or how they have to live with being the spawn of the gunt, etc;
I'm also assuming by this time he will have already put out at least a couple more anti christs in the world to pump his numbers up.

 

[Jack Awful]

Speaking of Ralph's children meeting up; you think there will be a demon baby family reunion? Like they all come together like a Tyler Perry Movie and just cry about how Ralph wasn't there for them or how they have to live with being the spawn of the gunt, etc;
I'm also assuming by this time he will have already put out at least a couple more anti christs in the world to pump his numbers up.

It's gonna be like Wicked World where they all kill themselves because they don't wanna continue their bloodline.

 

[Law]

i already know for a STONE COLD FACT that may will have "proud girl mommy<#" or some shit in her twitter bio before the demon spawn's even all the way out

She would've been absolutely insufferable as a #boymom. She would've raised an absolute terrorist.

Speaking of Ralph's children meeting up; you think there will be a demon baby family reunion? Like they all come together like a Tyler Perry Movie and just cry about how Ralph wasn't there for them or how they have to live with being the spawn of the gunt, etc;

No but now I want this to happen.
The Guntosphere is like a Tyler Perry movie but starring ugly white broke people instead of wealthy black movie stars. It's unintentionally hilarious, you're constantly afraid for the female characters even though they're awful people, everyone makes baffling decisions and no one acts like a human.

 

[Bepis]

Speaking of Ralph's children meeting up; you think there will be a demon baby family reunion? Like they all come together like a Tyler Perry Movie and just cry about how Ralph wasn't there for them or how they have to live with being the spawn of the gunt, etc;
I'm also assuming by this time he will have already put out at least a couple more anti christs in the world to pump his numbers up.

They can call it Living in the Gunt's Shadow.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's gonna be like Wicked World where they all kill themselves because they don't wanna continue their bloodline.

If they gun down MANda* while they’re at it, I wholeheartedly endorse this. Ralph will already be long gone, dead from anal AIDS he got from his massah Devontay Tyrone in prison.

*in Minecraft

 

[DiggieSmalls]

You know, there’s a lot of wisdom here and May will ignore it at her peril. If she thinks the Gunt is going to go the distance with her, staying faithful and telling her the truth, I feel genuinely sorry for her.

But then I think of how she manhandled Faith and my drop of sympathy evaporates. You’d need a heart of stone not to enjoy watching her allow Ralph to shart all over her life.

I can’t believe people are accusing a 370 pound guy with a shrimp dick, bad alcoholism, felonies, revenge porn leaks and two bastard kids of being a womanizer.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I can’t believe people are accusing a 370 pound guy with a shrimp dick, bad alcoholism, felonies, revenge porn leaks and two bastard kids of being a womanizer.

With standards as low as Ethan Ralph’s, anyone can be a womanizer. He can spit in Richmond and hit an emotionally damaged teenager or a needy, thirsty, ugly bitch who looks like a man and craves male attention. The only funny thing is he has to import them from other states.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

So knowing nothing about Mays YouTube channel I have to ask, since coming out as “trad” and all the shit with Ralph and christ cucking, has it effected her youtube content + audience? I ask coz she's still into anime and spergs about it.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

With standards as low as Ethan Ralph’s, anyone can be a womanizer. He can spit in Richmond and hit an emotionally damaged teenager or a needy, thirsty, ugly bitch who looks like a man and craves male attention. The only funny thing is he has to import them from other states.

Remember clevon, the dude at the beginning of Idiocracy that has the trailer hoes fighting over him? That’s who Ralph reminds me of.

Reference:

Idiocracy: Beginning

Starting scene from the movie...

m.youtube.com

 

[Chris Mclean]

I think Dax’s standards might be a little too high for someone like May.

Dax burned a lot of his paypiggy support to be able to fuck Mint sallad sloppy pussy on the reg (his producers gf, the town bicycle).
Judge for yourself if you think Dax wouldn't do anything for some pussy, no matter the quality.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Lucky Ralph!
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This from the same person that was railing against teenagers still being into Disney just a few days ago. Almost 10 years older than Faith, yet she acts even more like an obnoxious adolescent.

I love that Ralph is stuck with this moron for life.