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Anime Waifu NFT collector said:
I wanted to use this paypig example to illustrate the point that Pewdiepie not mentioning Phil name was a chad move: All of Phil's fans are bottom of the barrel fans,by looking at the amount of actual contributors(let's not count socks) and the amount of views a video like the "Down the rabbit hole" has we can infer that about 99,9% of people that know about Phil's existence (that video has has millions of views) think he is lolcow,
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Phil has a vendetta against certain people like ProJared and Pewdieepie for acknowledging him for a retard, but the truth he needs to close his mind from is there's not a single personality on the internet who has good things to say about him.
13 years on the internet and he hasn't left a footprint anywhere.
 
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Stroke Face II Turbo said:
Phil's small PDP rant and my favorites:
"PewDiePie became a hermit."

"PDP was inspired by me."
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The fucking BEST part of this clip is it literally ending with one of his fucking pig snorts!

King Daddy Telomerase said:
That's not autism, that's like every middle class and below person I know. I think autism is more on the other side for people like me who wretch at being gifted lottery tickets. I fucking hate them.

Phil's gambling is much worse than this, though. He plays knowing he'll lose every time, and that he'll be spending more money to lose more in the future. Phil really is exactly like his whales in the end. The vortex of stupidity.
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Yeah, that is definitely the most important thing to remember about all of this! Phil suffers from an addiction to gambling, along with all of the negative consequences and trappings that come with it, and what he gambles on has ZERO chance of ever providing a financial return. You're right, it's exactly the same problem that his paypigs have. Well, I guess when Phil was being jealous over bigger streamers being able to afford new equipment, saying that they can pass their 'financial irresponsibility' onto impressionable viewers, he was speaking from first-hand experience: he has certainly influenced a group of people to throw continuous sums of money at something that will never provide them with anything of value in return.
 
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Yautja said:
The thing that makes this the most hilarious is the fact that he called DSP a piece of shit. You just know Phil is going to be having shower thoughts after stream about what he would totally say to pewdiepie.
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"Oh Yeah.......well the jerk store called......and they're running out of you!"
 
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If this happened in the past, say in 2012, Dave would maybe at the very least bury it and respond in a childish manner, but leave it at that.

Current Dave, who has spent years blaming bigger content creators (like Felix) for his demise isn't capable of withstanding stuff like this since, for the most part, he does not expect it.

Felix has just skipped a thousand other people in dsp's hate list so expect even more salt when his name gets brought up on stream.
 
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Broomer said:
First off, you can't calculate a loss, getting less than expected when selling a car isn't a loss, like it isn't *Save 99.99!* when buying something on sale, it's paying less than the original asking price.
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Not to reveal my power level or anything, but you've obviously never worked construction. When a general contractor bids a job, he calculates what he's going to make per unit - for instance, $15k profit per unit. Now, say there's a hiccup in material delivery and the units are going to lose a day of production; his projected profit drops to $8k; which means he's "lost" $7k per unit on the job. On larger jobs, this can break a motherfucker to bits. Most GCs turn to cutting corners workmanship wise, 'forget' to pay benefits like unemployment or taxes, or hiring 'less than standard' workers (or all of these) to make that profit level back up - and then still claim the loss on their business taxes.
 
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It's still so funny to me that Phil's only wedding photo with his wife is a selfie with him doing his autistic 'Arm over her shoulders, shoving her into his armpit' maneuver. The same one from when he introduced Leanna.

Not a romantic 'You may now kiss the bride' reenactment photo or something, an autistic 'Hey buddy, I'm going to rest my armpit on your shoulder' photo.

Not to mention the photo of their hands with the rings on like 2 autistic toddlers showing off their new secret spy decoder rings.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Sadly my missus used to watch his wife's channel before she deleted it, so I'll just fill in some blanks.
PewDiePie and his missus travel and have a home in Japan, they go out with friends for trips and/or food, and seem to be very social. A quick YouTube search shows several nice videos and vlogs. PewDiePie also doesn't piss away money for a phone game with half naked men, and took his wife on a honeymoon. So as always it's just Phil being utterly exceptional and insecure.

You put it best, it's all just projection and it's really getting utterly bonkers.

Furthermore, since Phil likes claiming he's slim, a former bodybuilder and currently in shape, I wonder what he would say about PewDiePie's form.

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Oh yeah the "wedding"....

PDP's wedding had anybody and everybody either there live to witness it or give well wishes and congratulations. When Phil announced his marriage people either:

A. Laughed
B. Ask "who the fuck is DarkSydePhil?".
C. Shake their head in confusion saying "DarkSydePhil got married...the fuck???".

PDP had a honeymoon and had a lovely time with his new wife. What did Phil do on his wedding night???.....get into internet slapfights with people asking "what the fuck Phil?", "why did you lie Phil?", and "where's the money Phil???". Literally this is a real life TIHYDP wedding🤣🤣🤣
 
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We open with a $150 tip from Kevin Burnstein tonight, the minute Phil went live with gameplay.
This is one of the most obviously prearranged tips I've ever seen on a Phil stream. Phil's reaction was completely flat ('well this a great start'), then into clown mode, then into the same gratitude speech he gives when someone tips $10 on a slow night. He also immediately got the two polls set up.

And this was followed up with a $25 superchat from NateTheGreat.
These last two night streams have been pretty dirty in terms of suspect contributions. It's like there is some effort happening to jump-start the recently extremely slow night streams.
 
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Clowned typing mechanics.
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The projection has been off the charts with the pig lately. He seems more unhinged than usual. First the "financially irresponsible" people that get an OLED Switch to never play it and now the irrelevant and hermit PDP.
If Phil was smart I'd say he's trying to play some 4D chess, trying to get in a feud with people more popular than him to see if he can get some of that "organic growth" or whatever he calls it, but I'm just gonna go with "he's a jealous faggot that can't control his mouth" option.
I can see the projections all across the globe from here.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
We open with a $150 tip from Kevin Burnstein tonight, the minute Phil went live with gameplay.
This is one of the most obviously prearranged tips I've ever seen on a Phil stream. Phil's reaction was completely flat ('well this a great start'), then into clown mode, then into the same gratitude speech he gives when someone tips $10 on a slow night. He also immediately got the two polls set up.

And this was followed up with a $25 superchat from NateTheGreat.
These last two night streams have been pretty dirty in terms of suspect contributions. It's like there is some effort happening to jump-start the recently extremely slow night streams.
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Yeah, just pulled up his stream and backed it up to see the reaction and that clown mode gave me fucking AIDS....
 
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