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From all these new developments I'm most disappointed that neither of them reacted to my Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas edit. Not even a peep about it. Sucks bro.

Been too busy to make another edit but if the lightning strikes I'll do another. No Alyssa, this is not an invitation to be performatively retarded. Continue being regular retarded, it'll happen naturally with the thread flow.

I do find it interesting that the tranch itself allegedly had the farms blocked from its internet by Kevin, and now with some freedom Bronnie is now posting screencaps and making big claims about it DEFINITELY causing zero coping or seething over time. Which obviously in itself is a coping seethe. I wonder if that's causing any friction back at the tranch itself? That'd be pretty funny.
 
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Lubby Smith said:
Ma'am, it's called "amphetamine psychosis".
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What sleazy doc in a box is giving her this shit?

Kindness does not need amphetamines and testosterone- holy shit. Where is the follow up care here?? She is getting more and more unstable.

IMO - trade the adderall for lamictal. Bonus: it’s “anti-seizure” ((lol)))
 
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But why, though? She lies. All the time. 99% of whatever she would post here won't clear up anything -- it will just be more role playing. It will probably be more fun for Kindness, but the rest of us? Hell no.

I don't use Twitter, either. I'm lazy as fuck and wait for other people to post the juicy bits from her Twitter. I have zero desire to wade through all her craziness to get to the funny bits.

God bless the kiwis who curate her craziness so I can enjoy laughing at her. Reading all her shit sounds like too much work. And all work and no play makes Mealy Mouth Spittle a dull girl.
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Sure, I get what you're saying, and mostly agree. But Lolcows making an account and responding to their threads has always been allowed, I don't see why that has to change just because she's a manic, unreliable narrator. Yeah, she'll probably get thread banned within the first hour of her making the account, but there's still stuff we could learn. Worse comes to worse, the thread is annoying for a few pages and she'll be banned, and the whole thing will be another chapter of her crazy thread.
 
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Lubby Smith said:
Ma'am, it's called "amphetamine psychosis".
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This makes so much fucking sense. No wonder she looks like a 40 year old crack whore. If you really and truly have ADHD, medication can make a huge difference by making you more calm, stable, and organized. Kindness, you take Adderall and yet continue to make spur of the moment, idiotic decisions, live in a filthy shithole, and can’t manage simple tasks like filling out online forms for things that are essential to your survival, like money and food.

Maybe consider that the problem isn’t that you have 1000++++ head mates, maybe it’s that you’re taking a medication that you’re not supposed to be taking and instead of being a responsible adult you’re overstimulated and sperging on Twitter 18 hours a day, very similar to the meth head that smokes meth and spends hours doing totally useless, inane shit while their life burns down around them. You’re not a mental health professional and the fact that any doctor gave you a prescription for fucking Adderall after you self diagnosed should lose their medical license. Stop tweaking, retard.
 
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1. Alyssa is the most “not like the other girls” girl to ever girl. Like holy shit. She’s somehow managed to even be a Pick Me Bitch in response to her thread here. “Hurr durr more feeemale headmates so it’s totes fine to call me a girl.” Uh huh. Sure. What a cool girl you are, Alyssa.

2. Wanna bet Paul’s headmates include a convenient male, too? Funny how a man leaving his spouse and home for some nasty dried-out T pussy is only about 2 degrees off normal for a fatty fuck fat-fat having a sad mid-life crisis.

3. Kiwis are not predominantly basement-dwelling incels and idk why this assumption continues to be made again and again. This is a gossip site. We have doctors, rich housewives, ex-military, you name it. Nobody is thirsty for Alyssa’s ruined, empty titties or dried out pussy. Mommy told her that the kids were mean because they were jealous but the truth is: they’re mean because you’re weird as fuck and it’s funny to provoke you because you respond in IMITATION BIRD LANGUAGE. Like omg. This is better than TV.

4. Alyssa Frauens claims to have breastfed the children she nannied. According to her, she had milk letdown due to a miscarriage and fed children she was being paid to mind with that milk at her breast. If I were her employer, I would never EVER have allowed Alyssa Frauens to breastfeed my child. Address this one, you rancid cunt.

ETA How convenient that Alyssa Frauens decided to take her ball and go home rather than answer some of the more inconvenient questions recently posted in this thread… Such as “Did Alyssa Frauens breastfeed children she was paid to watch without the consent or knowledge of their parents?”
 
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Lubby Smith said:
Ma'am, it's called "amphetamine psychosis".
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To answer what I think is up with you, I call it "attention-seeking mixed with bipolar disorder or borderline personality disorder." Can't make it any more succinct. We don't care that idiots who fall for it lose their money because of you, we do it because it's amusing when a person who lies for attention gets caught doing so.

In turn, you waste your time on Twitter because you like attention. Key thing to note here: we don't care that you're getting attention from us, because I know you were already about to try to pull that excuse as you read me saying it.

Imagine Kiwifarms is just a campfire and a lolcow is a pinecone. You throw a pinecone into the fire. Does that mean you hate pine trees? That you're an arsonist? No, you only did it because it's entertaining. Sometimes the pinecone pops, and that's fun, so you do it again. There's not much deeper meaning to it.
 
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I understand the worry about her shitting up the thread, but i think her having her own "debate Alyssa over the ethics of being a bird on the internet" type thread where she can only post there wouldn't be bad, many other cows have been given that treatment, and the milk from her powerleveling and not being able to immediately shutdown the stuff thrown at her like she can on twitter would be glorious.
 
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Lol yeah right
 

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It's absolutely beautiful to come check the thread after being gone half the day and see six new pages and the entire Five Stages of Crazy where Alyssa and Boner go from the big standard cow cope of 'huehuehue the haters are actually my fans love u bb' to screeching and wailing about 'but it's all true ackshooally'.

And more increasingly desperate begging. She really must be feeling the financial pinch lol, get fucked. She's a funny cow but there are a hundred more desperate performative crazy chicks to watch and laugh at, if she ended up in a box on the street it would make very little difference.
For me personally I'd kind of love an eviction saga, just because I have a shiny nickel that says Bonny would run right back to the Tranch and leave her to starve, and I wanna see if I'm right.
 
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T0oCoolFool said:
Sure, I get what you're saying, and mostly agree. But Lolcows making an account and responding to their threads has always been allowed, I don't see why that has to change just because she's a manic, unreliable narrator. Yeah, she'll probably get thread banned within the first hour of her making the account, but there's still stuff we could learn. Worse comes to worse, the thread is annoying for a few pages and she'll be banned, and the whole thing will be another chapter of her crazy thread.
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Oh, I'm not saying we shouldn't allow her to do it. I'm just saying it's not something that ever turns out to be as much fun as it seems like it would be.

Kindness has a huge ego. She actually thinks the farms is filled with horny incels who will jump at the chance to be her simp. As a straight woman, I really don't want to have to wade through her flirting with posters because she thinks she has some kind of universal pussy power when it really only works on retards and desperate incels like Kev or Bonnie. I've seen enough of her saggy tits and gross hairy asshole to last a lifetime. It won't shock me -- but it will bore me.

Kindness thinks she is way smarter than she actually is. True, she is a lot smarter than Bonnie and the other tranch retards, but that's a very, very low bar. The alpacas probably have them beat in the IQ department. If she thinks she can outwit people here, she's in for a rude awakening. We can see through her bullshit because we aren't thinking with shriveled up limp "girl dicks" 24/7 like her latest mark.

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I'm going to guess that she will last that long but there will be an uptick in posts in the next 24 hours after that because the brain vomit needs to get fully out after being built up.
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I bet she has an alt account that she can tweet from. Or, she's already made an account on the farms here.

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It's absolutely beautiful to come check the thread after being gone half the day and see six new pages and the entire Five Stages of Crazy where Alyssa and Boner go from the big standard cow cope of 'huehuehue the haters are actually my fans love u bb' to screeching and wailing about 'but it's all true ackshooally'.

And more increasingly desperate begging. She really must be feeling the financial pinch lol, get fucked. She's a funny cow but there are a hundred more desperate performative crazy chicks to watch and laugh at, if she ended up in a box on the street it would make very little difference.
For me personally I'd kind of love an eviction saga, just because I have a shiny nickel that says Bonny would run right back to the Tranch and leave her to starve, and I wanna see if I'm right.
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He's been told he can't have her there. He's sulking right now and enjoying access to a vagina while he still can, but eventually he's going to have to go back. When Bonnie dumps her, I hope Kindness develops an Earl persona. Then she can sneak onto the tranch and over-inflate their tires.
 
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For me personally I'd kind of love an eviction saga, just because I have a shiny nickel that says Bonny would run right back to the Tranch and leave her to starve, and I wanna see if I'm right.
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I want ludicrous plot twists.
I want Kindness to evict Penny.
C'mon Kindness, I've seen loads of dusty white girls post "if you throw me to the wolves I'll come back leading the pack" on Twitter. Go big.
 
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