Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Predictably, Josh lowered the price to $420.

He goes through cycles. I fully expect him to throw in additional knick knacks to incentivize buying and that may do the trick.

I don’t want to be presumptuous about saying this might be the thing Josh just doesn’t sell because people will spend exuberant amounts of money on dumb shit, but….this might be the thing. I haven’t seen something last so long on his Etsy.
 
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Here's Kobes' stream from yesterday:
Start:
Announces he's lowering the price of the Mrs Green staff to $420 for 1 day. Says he's not going to lower it further and he has to pay his electric bill. Drinking water. Talks about the staff.
3:18:
Texting. Reads troll text.
4:37:
Shows off the staff. Talks about Mrs. Green. Talks about the staff.
8:39:
Shills his Bonfire. Owning the trolls by getting his etsy back and setting up Bonfire.
10:00:
Making a white sweatshirt. Says he had a 6 pack of Bud light platinum earlier. Thinks his Teespring was shut down because of feminazis. Talks about his Mrs Green staff again.
14:20:
Checks his spellings fir his new Devil cobra hoodie. Talks about his Etsy store getting shut down and reopened while he makes the hoodie.
18:15:
Thinks his Teespring was shut down because of feminazis. Gender relations. Says you get a shout out if you send him a photo of you wearing the merch.
21:56:
Making a Green hoodie.
23:40:
Says they don't like when I make merch, it makes them mad.
28:50:
Can't let the trolls get to you. Still making his hoodie. Get some diversity. People like diversity.
35:00:
Hoodie won't post first time.
37:55:
Complaining about his Teespring getting shut down and mumbling about free speech.
41:28:
He says even if the Green phantom hoodie goes down he will still had this new Green hoodie. Gender relations rant out of nowhere. Back to talking about his merch. That's what you do when you're a celebrity.
43:37:
Wants to make s cobra craft wands hoodie. Complaining about people giving him shit for using other people's images on his merch.
45:09:
Moar water. Complaining about Teespring. Complaining about trolls stopping him from getting a drink. He says he looked it up on Family Guy and he spelled season correctly. What?
48:05:
Shills his merch. Buy his merch instead of donating to his PayPal. Shills his merch, PayPal and tactical soap.
50:30:
Texting. Reads a fan text. Blocking deleting and ignoring trolls. Texting.
53:33:
Not an alcoholic. Says his trolls are sad and ends the stream.
New merch:
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Ellesse_warrior said:
Here's Kobes' stream from yesterday:
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Start:
Announces he's lowering the price of the Mrs Green staff to $420 for 1 day. Says he's not going to lower it further and he has to pay his electric bill. Drinking water. Talks about the staff.
3:18:
Texting. Reads troll text.
4:37:
Shows off the staff. Talks about Mrs. Green. Talks about the staff.
8:39:
Shills his Bonfire. Owning the trolls by getting his etsy back and setting up Bonfire.
10:00:
Making a white sweatshirt. Says he had a 6 pack of Bud light platinum earlier. Thinks his Teespring was shut down because of feminazis. Talks about his Mrs Green staff again.
14:20:
Checks his spellings fir his new Devil cobra hoodie. Talks about his Etsy store getting shut down and reopened while he makes the hoodie.
18:15:
Thinks his Teespring was shut down because of feminazis. Gender relations. Says you get a shout out if you send him a photo of you wearing the merch.
21:56:
Making a Green hoodie.
23:40:
Says they don't like when I make merch, it makes them mad.
28:50:
Can't let the trolls get to you. Still making his hoodie. Get some diversity. People like diversity.
35:00:
Hoodie won't post first time.
37:55:
Complaining about his Teespring getting shut down and mumbling about free speech.
41:28:
He says even if the Green phantom hoodie goes down he will still had this new Green hoodie. Gender relations rant out of nowhere. Back to talking about his merch. That's what you do when you're a celebrity.
43:37:
Wants to make s cobra craft wands hoodie. Complaining about people giving him shit for using other people's images on his merch.
45:09:
Moar water. Complaining about Teespring. Complaining about trolls stopping him from getting a drink. He says he looked it up on Family Guy and he spelled season correctly. What?
48:05:
Shills his merch. Buy his merch instead of donating to his PayPal. Shills his merch, PayPal and tactical soap.
50:30:
Texting. Reads a fan text. Blocking deleting and ignoring trolls. Texting.
53:33:
Not an alcoholic. Says his trolls are sad and ends the stream.
New merch:
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I love how there’s just a handful of people on Redbubble who sell infinitely better merch than he does and he couldn’t be fucked to ask for some help. lol
 
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Games said:
I love how there’s just a handful of people on Redbubble who sell infinitely better merch than he does and he couldn’t be fucked to ask for some help. lol
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For real, I'm sure there are talented people who would let him use their art work if he asked for it but instead he pretends like he can do it all on his own to own the trolls
 
Games said:
He goes through cycles. I fully expect him to throw in additional knick knacks to incentivize buying and that may do the trick.

I don’t want to be presumptuous about saying this might be the thing Josh just doesn’t sell because people will spend exuberant amounts of money on dumb shit, but….this might be the thing. I haven’t seen something last so long on his Etsy.
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A couple locks of hair chucked in should do the trick.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
His retard contradictions and being unable to recognize he's holding two opposing viewpoints at once isn't new by any means, but god damn is it always delightful to see.
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This is probably my favorite aspect about Cobra. The dude is in some form of ever changing cognitive dissonance that has no start or end. What is two sides of an argument to you or I are just a mere mobius strip to our sexy goth bad boy who smells goood. Every lady he walks by around town says it, toobz.
 
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Bonfire - Design & Sell Custom Shirts Online

Create your custom shirt campaign for free. Upload art or design your shirt online & sell to your community for a good cause or for profit. Launch today!
www.bonfire.com www.bonfire.com

Annnnnd would you look at that, Josh lost his BonFire, too.
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I wonder if it was the Green Phantom hoodie. I timestamped it in his last stream (41:28) He said something like 'even if the green phantom hoodie gets taken down I still have a green hoodie' because I thought it was strange.
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
I wonder if it was the Green Phantom hoodie. I timestamped it in his last stream (41:28) He said something like 'even if the green phantom hoodie gets taken down I still have a green hoodie' because I thought it was strange.
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Josh will always be the engineer of his own downfall. He can't resist trying to be edgy with "Feminazis Can Suck My Cock" shirts but these sites will wipe that shit instantly.
 
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The reason Cobes' wands sold out so quickly was probably because weens would buy them thinking other people would buy them immediately. But instead the only reason those other weens were buying them was because of the same reason. So this sense of emergency exists for no reason and Cobes' thinks that they're hot shit.

What'll likely happen now though is that the weens will see the Mantis Staff just sitting there, without being brought and realise this. It'll be interesting to see how the next batch of wands sells.
 
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Here's Kobes latest streams:
Start:
Drinking g fuel and vodka. Warlord brought over the vodka. Complaining about his Bonfire getting deleted and he thinks it's because of gender relations. He will only sell shirts through exhumed visions now.
2:30:
Thanks the people who bought his shirts and system error. Says he still has his customised girl store for shirts. He spilled his shirts over his PayPal because his fans got something out of it. Complains about Bonfire censoring him because of gender relations.
5:50:
Complaining about trolls stopping him from making money. He still has his etsy, customised girl, PayPal and Patreon. Trolls won't stop him.
7:35:
Says if he gets famous enough he might get his own g fuel flavour. Talks about his dream g fuel flavour. Thinks the devil cobra shirt got his Bonfire deleted. Still has customised girl store. Shills his Mrs Green staff.
11:00:
Complains about being silenced for his shirts. Shills his customised girl store. Shills his cobra craft wands flask. Talks about his valentines day shirt. Talks about his wine glass on customised girl. He's over selling merch though.
17:15:
Puts on a bell tower video. Don't let life kick you when you're down. He just got home from a hard day of drinking with Warlord and is just having a drink. Thinks no one will buy the Mrs. Green staff.
20:41:
Raises the original of the Mrs Green staff back up to $666. He's going to carve some wands which will be cheaper.
22:16:
He wants to buy tools to make better wands and get his electric bill paid. Doesn't want to go live right now so won't be on YouTube as often.
23:50:
Not an alcoholic. Shills his PayPal. $1 fir a shout out. Its a business exchange because he's famous and you're not famous but he's humble.
26:40:
Shills his staff. Says it comes with a free wand and an autographed shirt. Complaining about his Bonfire getting shut down. Tactical soap.
39:29:
Complains about his Bonfire getting nuked. Still has customised girl store. Admits the image on the devil shirt was copyrighted. Says he doesn't intentionally use copyright images. G fuel.
42:30:
Dream house and he wants to adopt Sadie doo. He can't afford a dog. Talks about family guy.
46:10:
Not an alcoholic. Talks about getting drunk to mourn his dead dogs. Talks about getting Obie stoned. Obie was a talking dog.
53:35:
Talks about when chance got put down. Complaining about trolls making fun of him for crying on 9/11.
56:40:
He can feel the dog energy from his chair. The hole in the arm of the chair is a reminder for him to watch his temper. Shills his customised girl, PayPal and tactical soap. Complaining about his Bonfire getting shut down.
1:02:13:
Moar alcohol. In soviet Russia vodka drink you. Talks about vodka. Shows off the g fuel.
1:06:45:
Talks about his skull shot glasses. Brags about his mixed drinks. Explains how to make a sneaky snake float.
1:09:22:
Talking about Lenin Limes edit of his chicken Alfredo video. Big ups Lenin lime. Talks about the restream channel.
1:11:30:
Shills his Mrs Green staff with reverse psychology. Talks about praying mantises.
1:13:37:
Might put more merch on customised girl if people but his merch from there. He's getting real salty about his merch stores. Plays Mr. Crowley .
1:15:29:
Talks about his sound in his music. Shriek is nit on point tonight. Says he has combined the last 4 decades of rock and roll and metal into his music. Ava granday. Trying to shriek.
1:19:32:
Bragging about how good he sings. Flexing his cradle of filth tattoo. Says cradle of filth liked his tattoo on Instagram.
1:21:50:
Talking about not being allowed to listen to cradle of filth. Shrieking. Puts Mr. Crowley back on. He keeps pausing for commentary.
1:25:31:
Too late to play guitar. Talking about how good he plays guitar. Back to Mr. Crowley.
1:28:17:
Talks about new tree house of horror Simpsons and dressing up as the green phantom for Halloween. Talks about last Halloween Ouija board video.
1:33:05:
Talking about his ozzy tattoo. Back to Mr. Crowley. Does some weird interpretation of the song with demon laugh and voice. Says he let his inner rock and roll demon out for a second.
1:36:54:
Moar g fuel. Back to Mr Crowley.
1:41:01:
Moar vodka. Says watch where I'm throwing my chi because his cane moved when he stumbled back into his chair. Talks about his magic. Says he's cut down on his drinking.
1:44:35:
Talks about his new album Satan's bell. Plays a sample. Explains the lyrics. Says his sound is the last 4 decades of rock and roll and metal combined. Talking shit about people who don't like his music. He recorded truth with love and vanity.
1:15:19:
General ear consumption. Talking about his sound.
1:54:00:
Talking about how he's a decent person. Classification system is the problem with society. Talks about Satan's bell.
1:56:00:
Chewing his drink. Drunk borps. Checks his PayPal. Passing out.
1:59:36:
Drops his glass.
Short video. He ordered Domino's with money people donated to his PayPal. Lists off his toppings. Garlic butter on pizza. Yukbang. He only eats one slice. Saving the rest fir later. Fuck the trolls who tell him to kill himself. Fuck the trolls. Coca cola #notasponsor does some race relations. Puts vodka in his coke. Domino's #notasponsor

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Why is he age restricting his phone videos? They are all mukbangs or cooking videos. At this point he should just keep the Mrs. Green staff and bring it around with him instead of his wand. He would be more like Jafar then. Mrs. Green can be a new personal totem and he can control her powers. Her power is too strong to sell, this is why his stores keep getting shut down. Praise Mrs. Green's magic.
 
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I admit, I did not watch last night's stream long enough to see the Inner Demon emerge and the begging.

Dark Lord seems to have returned to his previous state of dire financial straits. There's not enough people willing to buy those goofy sticks to sustain 60 dollar food deliveries. Of course, that did not stop the Pizza Time video today. Dark Lord can't stop. Dark Lord won't stop.

The staff not selling really upset him.
 
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