US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Blackhole]

Who was that one old guy that spent like 65 kabillion dollars on campaign ads where he literally just fear mongered about climate change and then lost supremely? His ads were spammed on YouTube.

Bloomberg? He's a old guy who fearmongered.

 

[ZMOT]

Yes, that's how normal and healthy people think. But the same people who actually like vaccine mandates are also the same ones who vote for increased taxes to pay for homeless junkies to ruin their parks.

that's just the people that can afford it (because they're rich enough), don't know better (since they only ever see a homeless junkie in the news and live miles away from the park) or are such bleeding heart retards like the kind that gets raped and killed "to show certain areas are not full of rapists and killers".

the vast majority is for it because it's a feelgood cause or based on fear ("why don't you take the jab? do you wanna die? look I did and I'm fine!"), but then make surprised pickachu faces when reality hits them in the face because they can't or don't want to understand actions have longterm consequences and there are more factors involved than a simple yes/no question.

you can see that line of thinking every time a topic comes up:
- are you pro immigration so women and children don't get raped and killed in their home country? (of course no one would be against that, especially not in a cushy first world country)
- are you ok with opening the borders for everyone so people can enter the country unchecked and affect wages due to illegal labor? are you willing to house them in your neighborhood?
...

- are you pro green energy to save the planet and leave it for your kids to enjoy as much as you did (of course, since most people don't want to live in a dump)
- are you willing to pay more for energy, food, gas, higher taxes and possible blackouts during the transition period?
...

- are you against police brutality so every can get a fair process (that one answers itself)
- are you pro defunding the police which basically keeps crime in check? are you aware criminals tend to resist arrest? ko question: do you know the crime statistics for places like minneapolis?
...

that's how most of the population thinks and votes.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Are you talking about the one where you stomp your feet between each chant? I've seen the "Fuck- Joe - Bye-den" rhythm used a lot in sports chants before now, like "Let's - Go - Bob-cats" followed by stomping five times to the same rhythm. It's very easy and familiar to a lot of people.

I suppose that makes sense, I've always found that cadence vaguely annoying.

 

[Feldspar]

Any ideas for the most efficient way to publicly suicide after I lose my job by not whoring myself out to vax mandates.

Is public suicide illegal.

 

[Hüftpriester]

WHERE ARE MY RAINBOWS?!?!?!

Tucker just opened his show talking about the Federal Reserve. I just get the feeling a lot of conservative normies are getting really close. On the other hand, most people might just lay down and accept their fate as slaves. Who knows what's coming, but I think it's gonna be something big and we could be drastically underestimating the amount of people on our side.

 

[Blackhole]

Tucker just opened his show talking about the Federal Reserve. I just get the feeling a lot of conservative normies are getting really close. On the other hand, most people might just lay down and accept their fate as slaves. Who knows what's coming, but I think it's gonna be something big and we could be drastically underestimating the amount of people on our side.

Whatever's happening or is gonna happen,this is for certain:
The Powers That Be are afraid.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

This is a publication where the editor is credited as "Emannuel Goldstein,"

Ah, so none of them finished the novel and realized Goldstein was controlled opposition, huh?

 

[Oxous]

They spent how much to fail to remove Cruz?

Then how much to try to force him into the Presidency Race?

And now they are going to try again against Abbot.

Beto is a black hole of money that has never achieved anything outside of being a meme.

Well, it's Texas. The state that's been "about to turn purple/blue" since 2016. They gotta support whatever guy's running there.

 

[CarlosDanger]

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Well, it's Texas. The state that's been "about to turn purple/blue" since 2016. They gotta support whatever guy's running there.

Yeah, to the tune of 80 Million Dollars, with endless free advertisement..and the fact that they purposefully used the name "Beto" to get Retarded Hispanics to vote for him..and they still lost, and are going to try the exact same thing with the exact same loser. Like always the Dem's answer for their problems is "Throw more money on it."

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

Tucker just opened his show talking about the Federal Reserve. I just get the feeling a lot of conservative normies are getting really close. On the other hand, most people might just lay down and accept their fate as slaves. Who knows what's coming, but I think it's gonna be something big and we could be drastically underestimating the amount of people on our side.

I listened to tuckers audiobook and that dude is definately hiding his power level.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Also why is Alaska orange? How much driving do they do up there?

If I had to guess, it's less driving and more flying planes and running generators. I'm going off of what I've seen about how people roughing it in the Alaskan wilderness live so I could be wrong.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Where I am in CA gas has consistently hovered around $4-5 a gallon depending on which station you go to. Most gas pumps have disclosure stickers on them telling you just how big a cut Gavin Newsom is taking and it's usually nearly an entire dollar per gallon just in CA state tax.

Also, I haven't seen any rideshare stickers since Biden became president. How does Hassan Piker get his nuggies without Doordashers delivering?

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Cargo ships waiting by the dozens off the coast of SoCal to be unloaded.

Air and black people most effected.

I'm supposed to believe 1.5 MW (25 kW x 62 ships) of generators is causing a noticeable degradation of air quality in a metro of 20 million? Sure, I'll ignore the fact that's less fuel/hour than 2 777F haul trucks. Of which, there are probably 1000 in socal right now on various housing development projects.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Also, I haven't seen any rideshare stickers since Biden became president. How does Hassan Piker get his nuggies without Doordashers delivering?

I was actually feeling pretty lazy the other day and fired up doordash for the first time in over a year to see what was around and there's an additional California surcharge now, I'm assuming from that one law and that took care of my passing takeout consooming fancy. I'm sure he can afford it though what with his expensive new West Hollywood house.

 

[CrippleThreat]

They spent how much to fail to remove Cruz?

Then how much to try to force him into the Presidency Race?

And now they are going to try again against Abbot.

Beto is a black hole of money that has never achieved anything outside of being a meme.

Dude, Matthew McConaughey (I'm serious), who's considering a run (still serious) has a better chance at winning, and polls far better than Beto.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I'm supposed to believe 1.5 MW (25 kW x 62 ships) of generators is causing a noticeable degradation of air quality in a metro of 20 million? Sure, I'll ignore the fact that's less fuel/hour than 2 777F haul trucks. Of which, there are probably 1000 in socal right now on various housing development projects.

BELIEVE THE SCIENCE!
>flies out the window on a fart balloon

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

I was actually feeling pretty lazy the other day and fired up doordash for the first time in over a year to see what was around and there's an additional California surcharge now, I'm assuming from that one law and that took care of my passing takeout consooming fancy. I'm sure he can afford it though what with his expensive new West Hollywood house.

I don't mean Hassan. I meant the Doordasher who's paying for the gas to deliver those nuggies.

 

[FlappyBat]

Syllable accents don't work out. For all of the jokes about how bad the lefty chants are, I've been to a lot of rallies the last election cycle and the right wing is somehow worse for uninspired chants.

I'm pretty sure they have actual focus groups to figure out what chants to encourage people to use. Much like the civil rights movement, part of it is making a whole lot of effort and planning look effortless. The right could take a lesson.

 

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welp got the word today. vaccine mandate at work has been announced and I have until Dec 8th to be fully vaccinated or face termination. I'm not vaccinated and I don't think a boomer on the other side of the country should be able to force it upon me, so I guess I'm gonna have an exxxtra-long Christmas vacation this year

I work in defense aerospace and we're already months behind schedule due to staffing shortages and supply chain issues. we've been on mandatory weekends since the beginning of July and still keep slipping behind. our workforce is lots of rednecks who don't like being bossed around, along with a lot of blue-collar black dudes who absolutely will not get the jab. we were all burned out before the announcement today and the mood was damn near mutinous as I packed up and left early. it's gonna be fun watching them fire skilled mechanics and try to replace them with clueless newbies on jobs that can take months to learn, all because Biden decided to meet his 70% vaccination rate promise through whatever retarded means necessary