US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[ForTheHoard]

inb4 another laptop is found and the elites shit another pair of dirty crapped briefs

There's a lot of pictures of emails I don't feel like copying. It sounds damning. Hunter says he has to give a big percentage of his income to "pops."

 

[Garm]

Her body language is creepy...like something flopping around inside and the eyes...jfc

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I think... I think she is trying to be "bubbly." Like, no girl, you ain't in your twenties no more.

Also why is that sound stage being used for everything? It's like the entire administration moved to a bunker some where because they know shit is about to go sideways.

Looks like Joe and Hunter were sharing bank accounts.

Joe Biden could become target in FBI Hunter probe

Emails from Hunter Biden's abandoned laptop, obtained by DailyMail.com, reveal Joe and Hunter shared bank accounts and paid each other's bills.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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Lord. Must you tease us in such a manner. That Joe Biden may end up being investigated.

How cucked do you have to be to be a 40+ year D.C. politician and your meth head son pays your bills

I think it'd be really cute to see what happens if Biden manages to piss off the alphabet agencies enough they turn against him and find 37 laptops

When your son is on the take for your percentage. That is essentially how all of Biden's deals worked. Hunter or Joe's Brother were on the take and mysteriously paying Biden's bills.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Also why is that sound stage being used for everything? It's like the entire administration moved to a bunker some where because they know shit is about to go sideways.

I AM THINKING A MASSIVE THUNK

MY ALMONDS ARE ACTIVATING AT WARP SPEED

PRAY FOR ME

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

inb4 another laptop is found and the elites shit another pair of dirty crapped briefs

Just like how much Hunter seems to shit laptops and forget about them.

 

[Blackhole]

Just like how much Hunter seems to shit laptops and forget about them.

Seriously,they really need to buy him a desktop.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Not exactly Joe Biden directly related, but still interesting and involving the administration and Dominion. Giuliani's deposition was pretty bad, Coomer is just gold.

 

[Gehenna]

I feel like we are coming to an end of an era. Who is left to replace the Democrats currently in power? Who can maintain their massive leviathan once they begin to die off across the next decade?

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Late as fuck I guess but "Coomer" is his actually real surname and not a meme?

Finally. A surname to surpass "Bootyjudge" and "Raper."

 

[Trianon]

POLITICO: 'Hiding the Ball': Hunter Biden Complicates White House Anti-Corruption Push
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The first few paragraphs made me MATI.

During the presidential campaign, liberals had plenty of reason to tune out the Hunter Biden story.

For one, it was being pushed by Donald Trump, whose administration was awash in ethics scandals of its own, and who failed to make a convincing case that Hunter Biden’s work for a Ukrainian energy company influenced his father’s actions as vice president. And it was unclear what to make of the alleged leak of material from Hunter Biden’s laptop, especially after social media companies moved to restrict access to the story and a bevy of former U.S. intelligence officials dismissed it as likely “Russian disinformation.”

Following the election, it seemed the whole Hunter Biden saga might fade away amid Trump’s efforts to overturn the result, the storming of the Capitol and an ongoing pandemic. Instead, he has remained in the headlines.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Also why is that sound stage being used for everything? It's like the entire administration moved to a bunker some where because they know shit is about to go sideways.

You might not be as far-off as you might think......

 

[Rykel22]

I feel like we are coming to an end of an era. Who is left to replace the Democrats currently in power? Who can maintain their massive leviathan once they begin to die off across the next decade?

We're approaching the edge of the map. And I believe there may be monsters.

 

[Stoneheart]

Doordasher: You're a fraud. A total fraud. [he starts to leave; to the Twitch audience] It was nice meeting you. [he slams the door]

Also takes a Bite out of Hasans 30$ burger

 

[spiritofamermaid]

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lol how is this even news (orange mound)
I guess because it is a U.S. Postal Service place?

Orange Mound is a place where even Memphis blacks are afraid to go to.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Pages back someone said the rumor is Joepedo's dogs messed up the West Wing so much it's being repaired, but what if Biden shit everywhere too? I can't hold it past him anymore.

If Boeing is trying this mandate bullshit on its red state workers, hold fast, let the company try and train up new people or resort to putting everything back in a gay blue state like Washington. If they're already slipping even with mandatory weekends fuck them.

 

[Oats12345]

POLITICO: 'Hiding the Ball': Hunter Biden Complicates White House Anti-Corruption Push
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The first few paragraphs made me MATI.

What a 50 year old politician family being corrupt! What no, next your going to tell me the Earth is round!!

 

[JohnDoe]

Also why is that sound stage being used for everything? It's like the entire administration moved to a bunker some where because they know shit is about to go sideways.

There are certain laws, rules and guidelines for transparency when it comes to the White House, things like visitor logs. No such rules apply at the soundstage.

 

[Oxous]

I feel like we are coming to an end of an era. Who is left to replace the Democrats currently in power? Who can maintain their massive leviathan once they begin to die off across the next decade?

TPTB (no, I will not spell it out) will simply host a great adrenochrome consumption ritual in the basement of DNC headquarters, allowing themselves to live on and continue politicking well into their late 80s or 90s. They will never go away and when Hillary runs in 2028 she'll credit adrenochrome on her campaign posters. It'll be like this

 

[MirrorNoir]

I remember reading a quote somewhere that went something like, "If you're in your twenties and you aren't a socialist, you have no heart, but if you make it to your 60s and you aren't conservative, you've no brain."

I think this makes sense because when we're young we're more idealistic and usually having to deal with the first hardships of independent life, but as we grow older, we get wiser and more stable, which causes us to see the bigger picture. All of this is meant in the general sense of course, and "conservative" in this case doesn't necessarily only mean MAGA boomers.

So if John Lennon really did a "flip" (lol) shortly before he died...well he died at 40, so he was approaching middle age. Also, see: Jon Voight.

Lennon wasn't conservative before he died, he was more sort of super naive that the 1980s was going to capture the best part of the Summer of Love with Lennon (naturally) being the ring leader of the liberal renewal.

In that regard, Lennon dying was the best thing to happen to his career. All of his past sins such as his domestic abuse and vile treatment of his son Julian was buried save for the die-hards who researched that stuff, along with sparing him the wholesale rejection that the masses had for a lot of late 60s and 70s icons once MTV came along.

But yeah, Lennon was completely oblivious to Hurricane Ronnie and the conservative reawakening/renaissance that kicked in after his death. Had he lived, Lennon would have gone full cranky old man and open the door for all of his shit to come out to wreck his career destroy his legacy.

 

[gaystoner]

I posted about the Air Force Chief Software Engineer quitting but here he is on Tucker from Tonight

Nothing 'shocking' but its a quick summary of why China is going to destroy us because they have companies working with their miltiary i.e. TikTok to do essentially invasive spying of enemy populaces...whereas in America the companies essentially give the middle finger to the DoD and act as foreign actors.

 

[Another Sperg on the Net]

Lennon wasn't conservative before he died, he was more sort of super naive that the 1980s was going to capture the best part of the Summer of Love with Lennon (naturally) being the ring leader of the liberal renewal.

In that regard, Lennon dying was the best thing to happen to his career. All of his past sins such as his domestic abuse and vile treatment of his son Julian was buried save for the die-hards who researched that stuff, along with sparing him the wholesale rejection that the masses had for a lot of late 60s and 70s icons once MTV came along.

But yeah, Lennon was completely oblivious to Hurricane Ronnie and the conservative reawakening/renaissance that kicked in after his death. Had he lived, Lennon would have gone full cranky old man and open the door for all of his shit to come out to wreck his career destroy his legacy.

Which is unfortunate because it would have done a lot to undercut the boomer The Beatles are the bestest band evar narrative.