Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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Might be the latter. Almost all of Jack’s “friends” tolerate him for Tammy’s sake. They probably just smiled and pretended to enjoy the ribs and Fat Jack knows the ribs are half assed. He probably learned the lesson of not gloating on camera over his shitty cooking ever since the Church Chilli incident.

Edit: In case anyone wanted to know how the half-assed pork turned out. Fucking hell, Rob's ribs won out so much compared to this dry ass piece of pork.

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A good smoke ring? He oversmoked the shoulder looking at the smoke penetration. There's no ring. Fatty doesn't realize, you don't need a smoke ring to be a good BBQ.
 
And why would they? Dolly probably gets branding deals sent to her by actual big name companies. Why would she, or anybody, want to deal with Mushbrain of all people? For Dolly to allow you to use her name and image on your product you need to pay her lots of money. Upfront. She's not going to do it for free especially from a youtube chef who can't bring in large numbers of views to his channel.

He really thinks he's a big fish in a small pond doesn't he?

do none of the Scalfanis drink? i thought it was just Jack. and i always got the vibe from the way he says it that there’s a reason.
They do... and then they don't. It's a "Christian" thing in which they say that alcohol is evil and shouldn't be consumed even though Jesus drank wine. The issue is that there's no set amount that one person can drink that will keep them sober that accounts for everybody being able to do the same thing. So they simply say, "no alcohol". We know Mushbrain drank before he met Big T and we know that Big T has, on occasion, had alcohol. One of the cruises they took she had a drink on camera. But Mushbrain gets really pissy whenever anybody around him drinks. It's because he wants to but has to continue to larp as a "good" Christian.
 
Boy if this Jack on the Go doesn’t prove all of the red flags with Jr. I don’t know what does. He flat out said he was ready to assault someone over a pizza burn to the roof of his mouth. “DID YOU THINK I WAS BEING DRAMATIC?” I said it before and I said it again. BRIANNA, FUCKING RUN. You’re still young enough to get with a non-loser 7-11 jizz mopper.
Jr. makes a remark about not going to school during the fish scene. Ironic.

Once again the beginning of the video starts out with nothing to do with the topic of the Jack on the Go. At the beginning fat Jack says they are going back to the time share to eat at a restaurant there. At the end he forgets where he is entirely. He also calls it Arturo’s at the beginning and then Alturo’s at the end.

Jack: What’s the pizza taste like?
Jr: PIZZA.

Just an articulate chip off the old fatass block.

He said it’s a good authentic New York slice. The cheese was coming away from the crust. That’s a sign they used shitty cheese. It looked like your run of the mill pizza joint. Nothing about it made it “NY Style”

Totally could see why Joe Chavez has PTJVS (Post-Traumatic Jack Vacation Syndrome) as he calls it. I want to punch my TV just watching these people during a 4 minute video and I ain’t even in their presence. How did he (Joe) put up with being with them 24/7?
 
Picture this, you're a member at the murderchurch and after your circle jerk, you need a volunteer to smoke meats for the next sesh. You see Jack in the corner grinning with his soy-cuck douche face and you know what he's about to say. Everyone instantly rolls their eyes as they wait for the slow death administered by the salmonella prince.
 
And why would they? Dolly probably gets branding deals sent to her by actual big name companies. Why would she, or anybody, want to deal with Mushbrain of all people? For Dolly to allow you to use her name and image on your product you need to pay her lots of money. Upfront. She's not going to do it for free especially from a youtube chef who can't bring in large numbers of views to his channel.

He really thinks he's a big fish in a small pond doesn't he?
I can guarantee you that stroke brain had the idea for Dolly Parton branded BBQ sauce. It’s undoubtedly something her team has either thought of, been presented with, already tried, or is actively doing. As you said, Jack brings nothing to do the table. If they’re going to do it, they’ll partner with an established national or regional food service company, not somebody that sells expired shit out of their garage.

Jack’s also too dumb to recognize that the lack of a response is in itself a response: they’re telling you they’re so completely and totally uninterested that it’s not even worth their time to tell you they’re not interested. Not to mention that if they do have a sauce potentially coming out, they don’t want to acknowledge they received your offer since an asshole could then file a “THEY STOLE MY IDEA!” Lolsuit.
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That pizza looks like shit. There is nothing even remotely New York about it. The crust looks like it’s from Little Caesar’s. I’m very triggered that these idiots travel to one of the best food cities in America and eat at a strip mall pizza joint. It’s unsurprising that Jack says its one of the best pizzas he’s had in years since he eats such shit-tier pizza. As usual, Jack can’t articulate why it’s good beyond “it’s good.”
 
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Picture this, you're a member at the murderchurch and after your circle jerk, you need a volunteer to smoke meats for the next sesh. You see Jack in the corner grinning with his soy-cuck douche face and you know what he's about to say. Everyone instantly rolls their eyes as they wait for the slow death administered by the salmonella prince.
Guaranteed they planned to have it catered or something and Jack, like the special needs toddler he is, offered to make something. They humored him so he wouldn’t tard rage and shit on the floor. He took that to mean, make 6 slabs of meat. Because men love meat according to Jack’s stroke logic. People probably barely touched it or threw it away when he wasn’t looking. OOOPS I DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR or some shit and then they ate the more edible food of the caterer or other pot luck participants.
I can guarantee you that stroke brain had the idea for Dolly Parton branded BBQ sauce. It’s undoubtedly something her team has either thought of, been presented with, already tried, or is actively doing. As you said, Jack brings nothing to do the table. If they’re going to do it, they’ll partner with an established national or regional food service company, not somebody that sells expired shit out of their garage.

Jack’s also too dumb to recognize that the lack of a response is in itself a response: they’re telling you they’re so completely and totally uninterested that it’s not even worth their time to tell you they’re not interested. Not to mention that if they do have a sauce potentially coming out, they don’t want to acknowledge they received your offer since an asshole could then file a “THEY STOLE MY IDEA!” Lolsuit.

That pizza looks like shit. There is nothing even remotely New York about it. The crust looks like it’s from Little Caesar’s. I’m very triggered that these idiots travel to one of the best food cities in America and eat at a strip mall pizza joint. It’s unsurprising that Jack says its one of the best pizzas he’s had in years since he eats such shit-tier pizza. As usual, Jack can’t articulate why it’s good beyond “it’s good.”
Dolly probably already has those food connections. She owns a whole ass amusement park which probably includes numerous concession stands. The connections are already in place. She or her people just have to say the words to make it happen (or like you said, they may be already)
Did you guys see Jr.’s Biden mask?
 
Boy if this Jack on the Go doesn’t prove all of the red flags with Jr. I don’t know what does. He flat out said he was ready to assault someone over a pizza burn to the roof of his mouth. “DID YOU THINK I WAS BEING DRAMATIC?” I said it before and I said it again. BRIANNA, FUCKING RUN. You’re still young enough to get with a non-loser 7-11 jizz mopper.
She won't. Her quiverfull beliefs and being of the Murderchurch and only having friends there will guarantee that she will stay as Jr. goes full ape and begins to beat her.
Jr. makes a remark about not going to school during the fish scene. Ironic.
I wonder if Jack would've been as interested if he knew that the fish pedicure hails from Turkey and the Middle East. He had a childish fascination with it.
Jack: What’s the pizza taste like?
Jr: PIZZA.
Amazing.
He said it’s a good authentic New York slice. The cheese was coming away from the crust. That’s a sign they used shitty cheese. It looked like your run of the mill pizza joint. Nothing about it made it “NY Style”
It's also thick cut pizza as well, which I don't really identify as proper New York style at all. When I think of a good NY Slice, or hell, it's darker cousin New Haven Style, it's always thin crust. As for why Fatty Doo Doo got that in particular:

"This one comes down to preference and what kind of pizza you’re planning on having. Thinner crust means you won’t fill up on bread and you’ll be able to taste the toppings, thicker crust means you can load it up with more toppings and not worry about the crust tearing."
Totally could see why Joe Chavez has PTJVS (Post-Traumatic Jack Vacation Syndrome) as he calls it. I want to punch my TV just watching these people during a 4 minute video and I ain’t even in their presence. How did he (Joe) put up with being with them 24/7?
Alcohol probably.
 
Might be the latter. Almost all of Jack’s “friends” tolerate him for Tammy’s sake. They probably just smiled and pretended to enjoy the ribs and Fat Jack knows the ribs are half assed. He probably learned the lesson of not gloating on camera over his shitty cooking ever since the Church Chilli incident.

Edit: In case anyone wanted to know how the half-assed pork turned out. Fucking hell, Rob's ribs won out so much compared to this dry ass piece of pork.

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He really thinks pulled pork is a type of cut, doesn’t he?
 
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once again, there are so many great pizza places in vegas and they choose to eat at the one located on their fucking timeshare property

not only that, the pizza isn't "NY style" at all and looks like a typical pizza you would get at the corner mom and pop pizza joint anywhere in the country. jack, being the tasteless and uncultured faggot he is, claims it's one of the best pizzas he's ever had. and then to top it off, jack ends the video by forgetting the name of the place and then asking if they're on the strip. his mental decline in the last few months is really alarming

i just looked at the yelp page for arturo's and they have pretty bad reviews
 
I like how seeing pizza is like some sort of activation word for the fatman to blurt out "p-izzuh...PIZZUH!? PIZZUH WURS!!! PIZZAH WARS!!!!" God fucking damn it.

Also Jr. has serious deep-seated anger issues, to the point even he constantly looks angry/pent up. Guaranteed he'll pummel Tammy Jr in the near future. What a fun bunch of people.
 
Gobs of cheese just slippin and slidin right off the slice. Jack only gave that mediocre pie joint an A+ because the pizza is underdone, just the way he likes...well...practically all of his food. Junior has absolutely fucking had it at this point on the Vegas trip; he's seething at the fact that no matter where they dine, his drooling father insists on shoving a camera in his face for reactions and youtube clout. Life is pain.
 
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