Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[MilkThePig]

His need to feel in control at all times is absolutely psychotic. Imagine feeling compelled to type out "cyberstalker. Report and block" dozens of times in one day. He could so easily just set his Twitter account to private to avoid all this but he's driven by the desperate need for attention and approval from strangers so he'll never do that. All this spamming of 'cyberstalker. report and block' is also very likely a desperate ploy to try and pressure Twitter into giving him his blue checkmark back. That little bit of validation was the most important thing in the world to him and I wouldn't be surprised if he cried when he first got his Twitter account back and he realized that was gone.

This is a truly deranged human being. A very fat one too.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

His need to feel in control at all times is absolutely psychotic. Imagine feeling compelled to type out "cyberstalker. Report and block" dozens of times in one day. He could so easily just set his Twitter account to private to avoid all this but he's driven by the desperate need for attention and approval from strangers so he'll never do that. All this spamming of 'cyberstalker. report and block' is also very likely a desperate ploy to try and pressure Twitter into giving him his blue checkmark back. That little bit of validation was the most important thing in the world to him and I wouldn't be surprised if he cried when he first got his Twitter account back and he realized that was gone.

This is a truly deranged human being. A very fat one too.

It's hilarious that he willingly lays bare his awful, rotten personality for the world to see on a daily basis. This nigger is fucked up. He is not well

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

Well that was a trip to read. He's more impressive and interesting than Steven Segal, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Adolf Hitler, and Napoleon combined. All of those things are definitely true and not schizo delusions brought on from alcoholism.

 

[thismanlies]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer person. Paul is a SFWA member and close friend of Pat who was busted with pictures of naked children on one of his online photo albums. Pat loves to label everyone he disagrees with a pedophile on twitter, but if you used his own standards for labeling people against him, then one could easily say that Patrick S. Tomlinson is a pedophile.


Pat went to war against the trolls on twitter today. None of these images are duplicates, he is truly that deranged.

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This is what winning looks like.

Now I’m imagining him saying “imposter” and I can’t stop giggling.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

To be fair, I had a 25lbs. cat that could take out medium size dogs so I can see an 18lbs cat take out an owl if it knew where it was. Given what we know of Rick though and how he treats his current 20 year old cat it was probably fat and in poor health.

 

[Punxsutawney]

His need to feel in control at all times is absolutely psychotic. Imagine feeling compelled to type out "cyberstalker. Report and block" dozens of times in one day. He could so easily just set his Twitter account to private to avoid all this but he's driven by the desperate need for attention and approval from strangers so he'll never do that. All this spamming of 'cyberstalker. report and block' is also very likely a desperate ploy to try and pressure Twitter into giving him his blue checkmark back. That little bit of validation was the most important thing in the world to him and I wouldn't be surprised if he cried when he first got his Twitter account back and he realized that was gone.

This is a truly deranged human being. A very fat one too.

His Twitter was suspended a year ago for a week and reinstated, then again a couple weeks later for a month that caused him to miss the 2020 Election. The first day of one of those suspensions, he was on some online dork panel talking about God knows what, and this is what he looked like. He absolutely was crying all day. Bonus picture of his fat profile.

 

[ShinyStar]

His Twitter was suspended a year ago for a week and reinstated, then again a couple weeks later for a month that caused him to miss the 2020 Election. The first day of one of those suspensions, he was on some online dork panel talking about God knows what, and this is what he looked like. He absolutely was crying all day. Bonus picture of his fat profile.

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So that's what a face storing the entirety of his beer and brat fat looks like. It's hideous.

 

[MilkThePig]

He will meet with Twitter and they will have a conversation.

For anybody who needs reminding, this one is based on this Facebook exchange from when he was suspended from Twitter...

Yes, he was actually threatening to fly to Twitter HQ to force them into explaining themselves to him re his account suspension. I'm sure that would've gone just as he imagined it in his head.

Twitter truly broke this fucker's already damaged brain.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I thought about going through that list and fisking each claim but holy hell that's long

It's a delightful mix of claims that are:
1) So vague or unimpressive that they may be true (literally anyone can be trained in CPR, etc)
2) Something he heard as a joke but decided really happened... to him
3) really obvious lies (that he is not fat)

It's like he lives in an alternate reality. I'm guessing his current OCD response to 'impersonators' is some grand plan that if he gets enough of them daddy twitter will finally tell him he's a good boy and award him his coveted checkmark again

 

[FujiWuji]

You will reinstate my Twitter account, child.

 

[MilkThePig]

A certified self defence instructor who has trained in aikido, bjj, and krav maga (22 Aug 2017). He is not only trained but experienced due to all the sparring he has done.

A man who regularly lies under a blanket on his couch in the middle of the day, couldn't handle one 8-hour shift at target and tweets 50-150 times a day wants you to believe he's disciplined enough to have trained extensively in 3 separate martial arts.

The fact that he never ever talks about any of these martial arts at all, isn't into UFC, boxing or any other combat sport and looks like a human walrus is but an irrelevance, child. His trotters are registered weapons. Hush now.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

His Twitter was suspended a year ago for a week and reinstated, then again a couple weeks later for a month that caused him to miss the 2020 Election. The first day of one of those suspensions, he was on some online dork panel talking about God knows what, and this is what he looked like. He absolutely was crying all day. Bonus picture of his fat profile.

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At least the whale can credibly claim the bulge is from water weight.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Another day of winning. I'm not reusing any caps from yesterday, all of these are new.



It seems that he has roped his creepy friends into bothering twitter for him now.

Pat is using his deranged need to respond to every imposter to try and prompt his tens of fans to shame twitter into giving his blue checkmark back. Will it work? Only time will tell...

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

A man who regularly lies under a blanket on his couch in the middle of the day, couldn't handle one 8-hour shift at target and tweets 50-150 times a day wants you to believe he's disciplined enough to have trained extensively in 3 separate martial arts.

The fact that he never ever talks about any of these martial arts at all, isn't into UFC, boxing or any other combat sport and looks like a human walrus is but an irrelevance, child. His trotters are registered weapons. Hush now.

Not everyone who knows martial arts is into things like UFC or boxing, but they are usually into some form of contact sport. Only sport Rick seems interested in is in a dying sport, much like his relevance.

 

[Mr Moonface]

He just had another meltdown, what makes this one special is that he sent all of the following out within 4 minutes.

Pat is fucking nuts.

 

[ConSluttant]

He just had another meltdown, what makes this one special is that he sent all of the following out within 4 minutes.

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Pat is fucking nuts.

Is this what a psychotic break with reality looks like?

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

some of this shit is hilarious in context.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

A squirrel attacked him once.

I believe this one. The squirrel was probably trying to get at all the delicious nuts that Pat stores in his capacious cheeks.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

some of this shit is hilarious in context.
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That last pic got a niggas ribs good.

This is all theater from him. There's a high likelihood that his Costa Rica trip was just cancelled. There's most likely some big problems going on behind the scenes, maybe a divorce coming. Either way he needs to frame himself as someone whose life is being ruined by a giant army of trolls, when in reality it's like 2 people making funny obvious parody accounts, and it would all stop if he just reported and blocked them instead of making a big scene.

 

[Somerville Dan]

That last pic got a niggas ribs good.

This is all theater from him. There's a high likelihood that his Costa Rica trip was just cancelled. There's most likely some big problems going on behind the scenes, maybe a divorce coming. Either way he needs to frame himself as someone whose life is being ruined by a giant army of trolls, when in reality it's like 2 people making funny obvious parody accounts, and it would all stop if he just reported and blocked them instead of making a big scene.

One of the OnA rascals found this text exchange on Reddit. Apparently the Costa Rica "Save the Marriage" trip is still ON.