Isn't that what Russhole claims? My personal opinion is it was the actually retarded shit he was saying that led people to believe he was a retard, because only a retard would say the shit Russhole says in any language at all.
Fuck, it’s way outside of my price range, therefore it’s fine dining to me.
So what you’re saying is that if the judge would just suck him his penis she would finally understand Russ’ plights and agree to punish the meanie bully Kiwis?
Based on his hands, feet and face, you know it looks like a disfigured piece of clay with the shape and texture of a pale turd.
This review is yet another example of how Russ considers attractiveness to be some sort of achievement. Now, subconsciously, most people favor those they find to be better looking, but Russ is so blatant about it that it's stupefying to see. It's like he believes in some sort of heirarchy system where good looking people should be treated as "superior" which is so odd given how ugly he is.
If his idea of classy restaurant is Olive Garden then we can conclude his definition of high roller diner is Wahlburgers. He is talking about Wahlburgers.
there is a frustrating quantity of trash eating there every time we go, but their steaks are still fucking delicious, fight me.
There has to have been a waitress there who was nice to Russell or something. Actually, no, it was probably not a woman or else he would have pursued her. Maybe the owner was a nice middle aged man who felt pity on the clearly retarded guy and gave him a free milkshake or something. The only reason Russell would review something this flatteringly is if they specifically catered to his ego.
Used to get the Porterhouse for Two fairly regularly. Around 2015 I started noticing that the quality of the meat changed drastically, with the strip portion being near inedible due to insane amounts of gristle. That happened twice in a row. Then last time we went we thought we'd give it one more shot. Ordered it med-rare and it was sent out blue-rare and full of gristle. Not going back any time soon.
That makes sense that Pipsqueak liked it. The food was so greasy that it slid down his throat easily with no need to chew.
He'd be the type to pass by a Carl Jr's and laugh as if going to Wahlburgers is that much of a step up. Hell why not Shake Shack? In-N-Out or something off the beaten path like Slater's 50/50 burger which is 50% beef and 50% bacon? That's a two handed burger if there ever was one.
There should corporal punishment at all restaurants for wasting food.
Joe's Pizza. Two locations. One near the Hard Rock. One on the south Strip. Real New York pizza. To die for. Get the meat pizza. Nom nom
