Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Burrito night is also responsible for giving him his period cramps.
Burrito night is also responsible for him slowly strangling himself to death with his exhibitionist "Eternity Collar'", a fate so slow in occurrence that it would make Medieval Professional Chinese Stranglers cum in their robes (Experts could make death by strangulation last as long as 15 minutes iirc)
 
i've said it before, and try not to be MATI, but the breeding fetish is so disgusting.
no cis woman (that i've ever met) fetishizes conception or pregnancy or birth.
because it is a totally natural result of sex...
Heterosexual Sex In The Missionary Position Between A Married Couple For The Purposes Of Procreation is a meme for a reason. Kevin didn’t get the memo.

Being a mutilated man in a dress who cannot get pregnant and being sexually obsessed with the idea is depraved.
 
He is STILL seething about the Chappelle special lmao.
He should. Chappelle has greater reach and influence than any tranny could hope. Chappelle show went off the air 10 buttfucking years ago and people still quote the shit out of it. He's rich as shit and guaranteed to make Netflix entire canal-clogging boatloads of money, so no way is he getting canceled by the networks. Not only that, but him reframing the troon coom larp as the gender equivalent of blackface puts it in a way normies can grasp. Kevin can probably sense that the grift is coming to an end.
 
It’s almost like an elective surgery is something that you’re supposed to financially plan for before going through with it… Or at the very least, your prime route of doing so should NOT be to hop on Twitter and beg for pitybux to foot the bill.
When you frame such surgery as vital and necessary to preserve your life, then that justifies leeching off of your Twitter followers. It's shameful some people actually want taxpayer money to go to funding these surgeries.
 
"That's it! We'll have everyone quit their social media accounts who work for them!"
>issue is resolved in 5 hours with the promotion/hiring/double duty of 7 more workers
>1 day if the account was "delete" by angry employee

:story: Implying thisakes someone trans instead of hetero/lesbian lol.
"Quit your job" -Man who has no Job, responsibilities or obligations

What the fuck is he even trying to imply here? That drawing a female version of a male character makes you an Autogynephile? That drawing a female version of a male character with great big honkers makes you an Autogynephile? That liking female versions of male characters with great big honkers makes you an Autogynephile? Is Kevin really trying to imply heterosexual attraction to art depicting women makes you a Transsexual? Has Tranny Insanity so thoroughly rotted his brain that everything means that everyone is a tranny now?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes.

If he sees the world like this, it serves a few purposes:
  1. More men participate in his "slow transformation into a (ugly) girl" fetish
  2. more men participate in his femboy fetish
  3. more friends for his cult
  4. justification for Kevin to do this to himself
  5. showing authority and cracking eggs for clout
  6. his friendgroup rewards him for groipthink like this and Kevin adores getting those hits of seritonin from it

He has currently raised $300 whole dollars!
That is honestly impressive, I'm surprised his whiny ass reached over 100$ alone. Wedge is not popular or that sympathetic to put it nicely.
 
If you are a queer consumer who can't cancel Netflix because of the unicorn shows, I respect and support you. If you work for them, God have mercy on your soul.
That 120-144$ or however much you spend on netflix this year COULD be going to the salary of a poor trans girl abused by Chappelle and the Netflix Cabal instead of the Cabal itself, Kevin! Just think of how much only fans nudes of her you could purchase with the money you save!

"I'm committed to gay rights, but I'm more committed to hasbro toys ha ha" would get him roasted if he was presenting as a cis man. How embarrassing.
 
I honestly tend to forget that Kevin is in his thirties. Horse piss and deviancy really adds on the years.

i've said it before, and try not to be MATI, but the breeding fetish is so disgusting.
no cis woman (that i've ever met) fetishizes conception or pregnancy or birth.
because it is a totally natural result of sex...
Amanda Turcol. Fortunately, she just draws pictures of it and doesn't actually want to get pregnant.

Debatably Sammie Bushart, but I think she just likes the attention that pregnant (or in her case "pregnant") women get.
 
All of the sperging just makes me want to subscribe to Netflix. And big fat titties?? Lol where, Kevin? Those deformed nipples you call your tits?
I just had a flashback to Kevin’s right nipple :(

:story: Implying thisakes someone trans instead of hetero/lesbian lol.
Yeah, but Transwomen are such coombrains delicate little flowers that running a social media account needs to be their entire job. They can’t just run a social media account in addition to regular job. That’s why social media jobs need to be reserved for transwimmin or it’s transphobic.
 
Now that I think about it, it's obvious why Wedge and Kevin are a couple. Wedge's Wedge is the only thing that can fit in Kevin's Amhole especially now that it's lost just a teensy wheeny itty bitty little bit of depth
I don't think Wedge can even get hard, let alone wedge his namesake wedge into Kev's stink ditch. Besides they aren't really a couple, just a clown whore with a broken ass and his johnless john.
 
I don't think Wedge can even get hard
Unfortunately we have photographic evidence to the contrary, so at least Wedge could get his Wedge up a few months ago.
All this talk of Wedge's Wedge and Amholes has got me thinking, when Wedge gets his amhole installed (assuming his pussy doesn't get cancelled like Ravioli's) won't it be just an inverse of his dick, that is, wedge shaped? So not only would he have a broken ass but also have a triangular rotpocket?
Normal stinkditch enthusiasts tend to have relatively normal penile shafts that are more cylindrical.
 
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Unfortunately we have photographic evidence to the contrary, so at least Wedge could get his Wedge up a few months ago.
He needed a bunch of Viagra to get it up. After he finished in/on/near Kevin, he recorded a video about how his wedge boner wouldn't go down because of it.

Yeah, but Transwomen are such coombrains delicate little flowers that running a social media account needs to be their entire job. They can’t just run a social media account in addition to regular job. That’s why social media jobs need to be reserved for transwimmin or it’s transphobic.
Speaking of, is coombrain Kevin still running Ash Coyote's Twitter? Or did that cut into his lying around time?
 
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