US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Getting tard comed]

What's the problem with teach an "alternative" view on the holocaust? They are making a big deal out of it, but I don't see the issue in an alternative view point or more context. Am I missing something?

 

[Ruin]

What's the problem with teach an "alternative" view on the holocaust? They are making a big deal out of it, but I don't see the issue in an alternative view point or more context. Am I missing something?

The holocaust is basically the modern left's creation myth. A lot of what they do makes sense if you understand this.

 

[Getting tard comed]

The holocaust is basically the modern left's creation myth. A lot of what they do makes sense if you understand this.

I get that, but you can teach an alternate creation myth. We do it already. Ignoring "the big bang" originates from a monk, we have people teaching everything from multiverse theory, chaos theory, creationism, intelligent design, and simulation theory.

Just seems strange that people get their panties in a bunch over hearing alternative views or even just additional context for a historical event that definitely happened and is documented.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Just seems strange that (((people))) get their panties in a bunch over hearing alternative views or even just additional context for a historical event that definitely happened and is documented.

We all know who are the ones doing the autistic screeching, there's nothing strange about it.

These people have beaten this horse to death so many times, it's ashes are living in the bedrock where the dinosaur bones are hiding.

 

[We All Came For CWC]

#EmptyShelvesJoe is trending, organically it seems. NPCs immediately trying to co-opt the hashtag, the most common lines are:

"but there was a toilet paper shortage under Splurmpf!"

and

"Glormpf's Secretary of Transportation Chao is responsible for all this!*"

*Whoa, cool it with the anti-Asian remarks, haven't you heard that Asian Lives Matter?

Meanwhile, it was revealed that Transportation Secretary Creepy Pete Buttgig has been out on paid paternity leave since August.

 

[Roybertitos]

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>Stick your peepee in a fuck-ton of women
>Decide NOT to clean your peepee
>Wind up getting sick from easily-treated peepee condition
I knew Bill was disgusting before, but goddam

Man, if slick willy dies of an infected cock, that'd be peak irony right there. Guess karma's a bitch.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

The holocaust is basically the modern left's creation myth. A lot of what they do makes sense if you understand this.

Which makes it hilarious considering how the left hates jews these days.

 

[NeroRisotto]

I can't help but laugh at what "opposing views" could entail regarding the holocaust. Does this mean the children are getting some fine NatSoc views in their education?

The holocaust is being increasingly used as an indictment against the white population.

 

[Hüftpriester]

I can't help but laugh at what "opposing views" could entail regarding the holocaust. Does this mean the children are getting some fine NatSoc views in their education?

Ok class, your homework assignment for tonight is to read chapter 2 of The Destruction of Dresden by David Irving.

 

[Quixotic Man]

So Biden announced that Port of L.A. would operate 24/7.

But with who? With the labor shortages, what asshole wants to be stuck with the 4 AM shift to offload consumer shit? Not to mention the truckers and warehouse workers that are needed to store the shit after it is offloaded.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Great Biden, now do the truck drivers and distribution centers workers.

 

[Calandrino]

I can't help but laugh at what "opposing views" could entail regarding the holocaust. Does this mean the children are getting some fine NatSoc views in their education?

The holohoax: myth or fiction?

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

The fact that so many people figured out what "Let's go Brandon" was and meant within a few days to use it shows that censorship doesn't work as well as they think it does.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

The fact that so many people figured out what "Let's go Brandon" was and meant within a few days to use it shows that censorship doesn't work as well as they think it does.

It's sort of like the US's equivalent to Winnie the Pooh is to Xi Jinping.

 

[thyme's up]

Rip south Baptists

Southern Baptist Convention committee president resigns amid controversy over sex abuse inquiry

Ronnie Floyd, the highest-ranking official of the Southern Baptist Convention executive committee resigned, amid controversy over sex abuse inquiry.

www.tennessean.com

This is actually an interesting development. What's really happening here is a purge of the conservatives in the SBC (sound familiar?). In a nutshell:

1) To the surprise of no one, there's been sexual abuse issues in the church. The SBC has been addressing those issues at the pace of a molasses river, but they're addressing it.
2) This past summer Ed Litton was voted in as President of the SBC .Since then he's been rightly accused of plagiarizing his sermons for years, buying sermons from a sermon generating company, and having a team of sermon writers, among other things. He's been asked to step down but alas, refuses to do so since he has plenty of higher up supporters in the SBC and liberal seminaries. Litton is as liberal as they come, btw, and to prove that he
3) Hired a secular law firm that has "radical" pro LGBT beliefs to investigate the sexual abuse stuff.

There's a lot more going on here but I don't want to derail the thread. But there are parallels in the liberal drift and divide going on in the church, both Protestant and Liturgical, and what's happening in our government. "Deconstructing faith" is a huge fad right now, and that's straight out of Marx. The goal is to divide and conquer the church and build it up into One True Church just like the New World Order. And yes, this is all foretold in Revelation.

As the church goes, so does civilization. We're seeing it happen in real time.

 

[jje100010001]

Instead of the passengers, they'll take their anger out on upper management. I'd pay money to see that.

I hope they're more lenient at the border as a result, and work-to-rule by waving as many travellers across as possible.

I hate having to be interrogated at the border.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Meanwhile, it was revealed that Transportation Secretary Creepy Pete Buttgig has been out on paid paternity leave since August.

How the hell does a Cabinet level official go out on any kind of leave? They should barely get sick days. At a certain level of govt-major agency head, Cabinet official, President/VP--those are pretty much 24/7 jobs where you are always working and always on call. That's what you sign up for.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

The Southern Baptists are only one denomination that just happens to be quite large. It's not the entire church and there are many different versions of Baptists so they don't reflect the views of every Baptist.

 

[NJBear]

Meanwhile, it was revealed that Transportation Secretary Creepy Pete Buttgig has been out on paid paternity leave since August.

What? I thought...

 

[thismanlies]

I can't help but laugh at what "opposing views" could entail regarding the holocaust. Does this mean the children are getting some fine NatSoc views in their education?

That’s the thing. I have to wonder if it’s a natsoc thing or a solidarity with Palestine thing.