Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Fucking Cocklebug petrified Sylvie.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Fucking Cocklebug petrified Sylvie.

Yes, Sylvie. No need to resist. Embrace him. Forfeit your free will. Embrace the Wogg and all problems will go away.

 

[Picklechu]

Cherie confirmed to imagine Wogglebug singing "Smile" to her when we exceed the Hurtful Truth Level by talking about her naivete, incompetence, history, and future in a group home, as well as Wogglebug's obvious homosexuality.

 

[RGM-96X Jesta]

Hearing the Wogglebug sing is almost like grinding sandpaper on your ears.

 

[XYZpdq]

I imagine numerous failed human-cockroach-frog hybrids imprisoned in Knowitall's secret laboratory and begging to be killed, like in that cloning laboratory scene in Alien: Resurrection.

I was thinking more like Woggie understanding his death cock will kill his lover sooner or later, so they come up with a plan to create infinite clones of Frog so then Woggie can just kill them all the time and a fresh one replaces him.

 

[RGM-96X Jesta]

Day 1 of asking Cynthia to make "Wogglebug Sings Bite It You Scum to Sylvie" [if she doesn't ever make it someone else has to, either GG Allin's Bite It You Scum or Cardi B's WAP]

Also, it's hilarious to see the animation errors in this. Sylvie's 'crying' is her with a dead stare and shitty water particles falling out, Woggie's arm clips through his entire torso instead of moving his arm to the side when he puts his handkerchief down, the entire dead silent premade hug animation scene.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Also, it's hilarious to see the animation errors in this. Sylvie's 'crying' is her with a dead stare and shitty water particles falling out, Woggie's arm clips through his entire torso instead of moving his arm to the side when he puts his handkerchief down, the entire dead silent premade hug animation scene.

It's almost like Cynthia has no idea what the hell she's doing.

The important thing to her is that Woggie sings. That's it. Clipping or the nightmare inducing dead eyed face of Sylvie doesn't matter. So long as Woggie sings that song she's happy.

 

[RGM-96X Jesta]

It's almost like Cynthia has no idea what the hell she's doing.

The important thing to her is that Woggie sings. That's it. Clipping or the nightmare inducing dead eyed face of Sylvie doesn't matter. So long as Woggie sings that song she's happy.

Almost like it's more akin to a personalized fetish video than an educational children's series... really makes you think...

 

[TapewormSalesman]

Cynthia never fails to inspire (fear)

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I'm reminded of a similar scene from Brain Damage.

 

[Po's Cootah]

Almost like it's more akin to a personalized fetish video than an educational children's series... really makes you think...

A sneezing fetish video series

 

[RGM-96X Jesta]

In the latest Wogglenews, Cherie has continued to run ads for her bug sneezing fetish show on multiple platforms, putting herself more and more in the hole. This has lead to a surge of two viewers to her shopping site! However, some of them snapped out of their drunken stupor on the checkout screen and haven't checked out yet. But wait! Doesn't the discount code expire soon? What will they do then?!

Action! Mystery! Suspense! The ride never ends!

 

[Picklechu]

I bet people would click "buy" if the Wogglebug grew to be 50 feet tall and breathed fire, and/or quad-wielded uzis and shot ninjas and homeless people with them.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I bet people would click "buy" if the Wogglebug grew to be 50 feet tall and breathed fire, and/or quad-wielded uzis and shot ninjas and homeless people with them.

That's true! Every kid loves kaiju movies, that's a fact. And every kaiju series becomes more kids-friendly as it goes, no matter how serious it is at the beginning.

 

[Cup Noodle]

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I want to read this doujin.

 

[Beautiful Border]

I know this has probably been explained somewhere already, but is Cynthia Hanson just a pseudonym and Cherie Anne Hapney her real name? If so, why does she use a pseudonym exactly?

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

is Cynthia Hanson just a pseudonym and Cherie Anne Hapney her real name?

Yes.

If so, why does she use a pseudonym exactly?

 

[Kongo-Müller]

Summary:
Cynthia has noticed that have Woggie videos receive more dislikes than likes and that her channel is bleeding subscribers. She blames the Oz fandom not liking her anti-Oz stance and once more affirms her conviction that Wogglebug is the best character ever deserving his own fandom.

@WogglebugLover You only have to come here to find your TRUE and HONEST fandom. This thread has easily more Wogglebug fan art and even fan films than the rest of the internet combined.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

Cherie, just a PR note: it is extremely distasteful to use the term "bastards" on a wholesome children's entertainment channel such as yours.