Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Ponzo said:
I admit that with the penguin drama curiosity got the best of me and i subbed to his patreon for a month to see what he is like outside of his channels. People think he is a raging leftist like most people in the alphabet community but he is fairly based and he even lets it slip in his normal videos a few times. Many think he leans a certain way because of his Biden tiktok video but he mentioned that he made a Trump one too but tiktok took it down. He also said he does not talk about politics on his channel due to the division between both sides and he wants to be watchable for everyone.
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Yeah Nick has said some really legit intelligent stuff in his vids, normally after about 30 minutes in his longer videos when he stops acting. its kinda crazy to hear nick go from crying over water weight and your fault to actually talking about legitimate things. one video, I can't remember which but I can probably dig through and find it, mentioned some lady wearing a low cut dress with a necklace. waiter comments on the necklace and lady gets all upset over him looking at her tits and it goes viral. nick mentions how if you don't want your tits stared at, don't let them hang out.

one of the most surprisingly comments he's made, considering his normal antics. nick can surprise you. reason why he's one of my fave cows because he's so ridiculous and yet suddenly on the level
 
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Nick left an extremely left leaning vegan cult and leftie SJW vegans on youtube were among his first bullies (back before he was a freakshow). It doesn't surprise me at all that Nick has some very based qualities. He was, in his most formative years on youtube, shitted on constantly by SJW vegans lol. He likely has some resentment for that kind of tribalism thinking seeing as back in his vegan cult days how hard he had to work to break away from it. He was betrayed by a lot of close friends ect...
He's an attention whore above anything else. But in his view moments of clarity he's pretty open minded and fair in his critical thinking.
It's a shame his mind is so rotted with an eating disorder though.
 
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The kind of people triggered by fupacado besides penguin stans


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Can't find the screenshot, but this pasta about nikocado being BASED needs to be reposted.

>voted for Trump in 2016 and 2020
>acts gay to show negative stereotypes about gays
>his whole personality is to satire homosexuality, consumerism and the jews
>leaked emails of him commenting how many jews there are in media and government
>leaked search history of him watching Nick Fuentes
>allegedly donated to Stormfront
>spic (((("boyfriend")))) broke up with him because his chadness / fucking other women was too much for him
>off-camera footage of him speaking in a normal voice and wearing a body suit; he's actually a 28-looking gym bro (how else could he hold up the suit?)

Evidence for all these claims are in the video below,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRl11GyEM2s

Timestamps:

1:01 --> Voted for Trump evidence
1:56 --> Wears body-suit / lies about everything
3:17 --> evidence of watching Nick Fuentes
6:27 --> donations to stormfront / jew rant

(note that some of the timestamps may be inaccurate since I use UTC not PST)

Please watch all the way - there's loads of evidence I didn't even mention on why Nikocado Avocado may be the most based man on the internet but the Jews are hiding it from you ever realizing.

Nikocado Avocado is our borat, he's proving the degeneracy of the West and how we can stop it and you all are ignoring it because the Mighty Jew tells you to.

You're all slaves. Take the Avocado pill.
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Throwing Romans said:
Can't find the screenshot, but this pasta about nikocado being BASED needs to be reposted.
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Even if that was all true (definitely fat for reals--unless he has a team of full-time make-up artists), it would even make him more of a grifter than he already is.
 
Someone was saying earlier that Nik might not have played the violin in years. I'm gonna be optimistic and say that he probably has played it, partially because the fingerboard in the 'my new diet as a disabled person' is all covered in dust from the resin you use on the bow hairs. Maybe it's just because he did several takes of that shot, but the way he was playing seemed too skillful nd controlled for someone who hasn't playerdfor years and is rusty.

It made me wonder- if your fingers and arms get fat, does it change the way you play a stringed instrument? I can imagine that it might be more difficult to play if there are rolls in the way and your fingers are too thick to be delicate, especially with something small like a violin. Plus, having all that chin fat on his neck would mean having to change the position that he holds the instrument. If he hadn't played for years and had experienced rapid weight gain in the intervening time he would probably struggle to play in tune or at all.
 
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