US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[MirrorNoir]

I had an interesting conversation on Twitter Before I got banned about this, actually. Ideas were floating around that Joe will die/be rendered unable to be president on the 731st day of his "presidency", at which point Yass Qween Kamala would ascend to the throne and proceed to reign for six years, pursuant to the 22nd amendment.

That would only happen if Joe and his circle were VERY much wanting to fuck Harris over with no Vaseline. Because right now, one of the chief theories/rumors floating around is that the DNC DESPERATELY wants Harris to get the full ten years (two full terms and the second half of Biden's term) and that they were going to pull every trick in the book to keep Biden in power until two years and one day to secure a decade of Kamala in office.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Ostensibly those are bad as well.

Like abortion, they are realities of life that, though unfortunate, are completely necessary.

1. We can't afford a vast orphan-coddling infrastructure to take care of millions more babies; abortions are easily done without a doctor, though more dangerous.
2. We can't afford to have millions of people on life support until they die of on their own, even if we could, we don't have the staff to care for all of them should we choose to do so.
3. We can't stop killing civilians when we go war; we can't stop having wars, either.

 

[MirrorNoir]

I don't even know how many privates with less than a year in bought a fucking brand new car with something like 22% APR on it.

Part of it is dirty tricks from locals in league with car dealerships.

I have friends in the military and they always told me that the urban legend of local dealers using pretty girls to lure just enlisted privates to a car dealership under the guise of "going to their place for afternoon sex" and then leaving them high and dry, forcing them to buy a new car at obscene rates to get back to base before they get declared AWOL, is all too real and all too common; to the point that privates were being warned to stay away from certain bars and hook up spots to avoid being honeypot trapped.

The fact that Clinton just stood there going "Look at Bosnia and Croatia!" while the Rwandan Genocide went down and Europe went "LOL, niggers" as it happened was always infuriating to me.

IIRC Clinton let Rawanda burn because of the clusterfuck in Somalia being recent in everyone's memories and that in turn, Bosnia/Croatia got our attention BECAUSE we let Rawanda burn and people got pissy over it.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

The fact that Clinton just stood there going "Look at Bosnia and Croatia!" while the Rwandan Genocide went down and Europe went "LOL, niggers" as it happened was always infuriating to me.

Yet if they had been paying attention, like I was, you could shit was going to go down way before the plane was shot down with the presidents of Rwanda and Burundi onboard.

 

[St.Davis]

Ostensibly those are bad as well.

That would only happen if Joe and his circle were VERY much wanting to fuck Harris over with no Vaseline. Because right now, one of the chief theories/rumors floating around is that the DNC DESPERATELY wants Harris to get the full ten years (two full terms and the second half of Biden's term) and that they were going to pull every trick in the book to keep Biden in power until two years and one day to secure a decade of Kamala in office.

Two years and one day is equivalent to 731 days. We're saying the same thing here, I just mistakenly stated six years when I ought to have stated ten.

Like abortion, they are realities of life that, though unfortunate, are completely necessary.

1. We can't afford a vast orphan-coddling infrastructure to take care of millions more babies; abortions are easily done without a doctor, though more dangerous.
2. We can't afford to have millions of people on life support until they die of on their own, even if we could, we don't have the staff to care for all of them should we choose to do so.
3. We can't stop killing civilians when we go war; we can't stop having wars, either.

Regardless of being realities, they're still "Bad", and so should be limited where possible.

1. Abortion can be avoided by actually using a condom or simply sterilising undesirable actors.

2. Admittedly someone in a vegetative state is effectively "dead" is a meaningful sense. Those who are actually still people could well be helped if retards stopped wasting medical resources on frivolous garbage.

3. Many wars, and many civilian casualties can easily be avoided/prevented. Some wars are certainly justifiable, but many are not.

Obviously most of this isnt ever going to happen, but I'd be compromising my morals if I just outright decide that these things are totally great.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Why is Biden failing? His tightly controlled relationship to the media might be worse than Trump's

While the president doesn't call us enemies of the people, he's walled off by advisers who won't let him talk

www.salon.com

Uh-oh, based Biden?

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

I don't even know how many privates with less than a year in bought a fucking brand new car with something like 22% APR on it.

In Nick Cole and Jason Ansbach's Forgotten Ruins series of books, one of the Rangers has a back story that includes buying a used Charger at 32% interest and three marriages between two strippers. Potentially a DUI or something like that if they hadn't Sci-Fied into the far future. It sounded crazy enough to have a ring of truth to it. I can't imagine the massive poor decision making NCOs have to deal with from privates with no sense.

 

[MrJokerRager]

11.5 million died in the concentration camps/ovens.

Im surprised more attention is paid to the lolocaust than the original Armenian Holocaust where it was mostly Christians getting genocided hard in very raw terms. And probably more effective too when one looks at the size of modern day Armenia.

The original inspiration for all the war crimes defined by the Nuremburg trials all originated from World War 1 and the kind of stuff countries got away with it.

 

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Tapioca. Its delicious.

I've done homemade Tapioca in the slow cooker, it's great. Haven't tried it with the instant pot, might give it a try someday.

Rice pudding is pretty great, too.

I had an interesting conversation on Twitter Before I got banned about this, actually. Ideas were floating around that Joe will die/be rendered unable to be president on the 731st day of his "presidency", at which point Yass Qween Kamala would ascend to the throne and proceed to reign for six years, pursuant to the 22nd amendment.

6 years? That presumes she gets elected after 2 years, right? Or is there some sort of gigabullshit they think they can do where they can install her and keep her in 6 years without an election?

The longstanding theory I've heard is they're hoping his dead ass can survive to 2 years + 1 day, then he can be removed and she installed without it counting as a term and get 10 years - 1 day -- again, I had been presuming they planned to get her elected twice, but with the fortification in place that is a formality, right?

 

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Also an option; Though there are plenty of people who have legitimate need of those kinds of social safety nets. There's the similar dilemma as to whether spiting Shaniqua is worth fucking them over.

Free Vasectomies (Including a complimentary bottle of 40oz) is probably the most ethical/least reverberating solution.

Can you imagine after a few years and the Left and Lefty NGOs run the numbers, they realize "oh shit, our pet dindus are sterilizing themselves, abort abort abort" and the sudden push AGAINST reproductive choice that would occur? With the comparison between the free vasectomy clinics and planned parenthood's original goals being just... hefkiss:

 

[MrJokerRager]

Instead of fighting vaccine mandates and for small business owners, The “right“ is autistically focused on making sure this woman gives birth more children against her will. Because something something Moloch.
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The right deserves to lose. don’t call it a grave- it’s the future they chose.

There was a post earlier that the Southern Baptists are getting pozzed.

Is there any point to opposing abortion at this point, it keeps the population of niggers low, a great bonus given the current state of things.

Is this a play for the Catholics, because they don't give a fuck about anything these days that the GOP or Boomercons push.

A large proportion of evangelicals are still wrapped up in sucking Zionist cuck though the bonus is that their kids rebelled against it by embracing Palestinian Communism.

 

[St.Davis]

Im surprised more attention is paid to the lolocaust than the original Armenian Holocaust where it was mostly Christians getting genocided hard in very raw terms. And probably more effective too when one looks at the size of modern day Armenia.

The original inspiration for all the war crimes defined by the Nuremburg trials all originated from World War 1 and the kind of stuff countries got away with it.

A "War Crime" is something done by the losers of a war. To label something a "War Crime" is a flex by the victors more than anything else.

 

[FlappyBat]

Can you imagine after a few years and the Left and Lefty NGOs run the numbers, they realize "oh shit, our pet dindus are sterilizing themselves, abort abort abort" and the sudden push AGAINST reproductive choice that would occur? With the comparison between the free vasectomy clinics and planned parenthood's original goals being just... hefkiss:

Realistically until you get to very high numbers of male sterilization, reproduction rate is based on women and their choices not men. Now, start offering tube tying...., but that is a much harder sale.

 

[Terrifik]

I've done homemade Tapioca in the slow cooker, it's great. Haven't tried it with the instant pot, might give it a try someday.

Rice pudding is pretty great, too.



6 years? That presumes she gets elected after 2 years, right? Or is there some sort of gigabullshit they think they can do where they can install her and keep her in 6 years without an election?

The longstanding theory I've heard is they're hoping his dead ass can survive to 2 years + 1 day, then he can be removed and she installed without it counting as a term and get 10 years - 1 day -- again, I had been presuming they planned to get her elected twice, but with the fortification in place that is a formality, right?

i am part group that wants him to be out within a year for them to say rule made up or decidd by senate/house majority.
Yes, Queen Slay will be extra-entertaining.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

It used to drive me crazy as an NCO.

Once they bounced 2-3 checks, command would get involved. Which means looking at the squad leader and saying: "Find out what's going on."

Now, you did get the guys who got a no pay due or worse, the finance glitch where they deposited the money in the account and a few days later reversed it, but in 2 years that was like 3 guys.

The majority of it was "Well, golly gee, Sergeant, I don't know what happened..."

They'd go to the classes, go to the lectures, and sure as shit, they'd be right back. Bounced checks.

Half the time the checks bounced were to the check cashing places, or to like AAFES, and I'd tell them "OK, let's go over your budget" and they'd look at me like I'd just asked them to compute orbital mechanics for Mars with an abacus.

You know how many times I heard "Man, I don't know that shit..."

Or worse, I'd have these fat wives or drooling retards going "Be nice if I knew how to do that shit" and I'd point out it was basic math and I'd hear "Well, I was never taught that in school..."

IT'S GODDAMN ADDITION AND SUBTRACTION, YOU FUCKING MOUTH BREATHING MORON!

Oh, and trying to teach them two column budgeting might have well been trying to teach them quantum fucking mechanics.

There was more than once they got thrown out for check kiting and budget problems and they'd be "Why did you sign off on it, Sergeant, I'm trying..." when they were some willfully ignorant fucking jackass I'd explained budgeting and accounting to at least four times.

Yeah, when you're enlisted, especially with kids, money is really tight, but if my ignorant red neck trailer park dwelling ass learned enough from public schools full of illegal aliens and inner city blacks can learn to manage his money, why the fuck couldn't these people?

Infuriating, yes, but guess what? They don't fucking teach basic personal finance in high school any more, either.

So yeah, you literally could be stuck with some E-1 who doesn't grok budgeting.

But you'd think after the first time their NCO got involved, they'd figure things out damn fast.

Also, LOL, prior to this the first time I heard the term 'dependapotamus' was in one of John Ringo's books. And I immediately knew what the hell it meant, instinctively. Hoo boy.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

What's everyone's favorite kind of pudding?

The kind I have after I eat my meat, of course. How could I have any pudding if I didn’t eat my meat?

 

[MrJokerRager]

But... but... when everybody is supposedly a "Nazi," how in the fuck am I supposed to know who the real Nazis are?

Am I a Nazi? According to Clown World, I might be. It's so becoming like the word racist. It once had meaning, but now? If you are White (only capilatized because Black is). The word has no relevance in today's society.

We're all Nazis if we don't get the jab and worship the sniffer in charge. Ironic in that society is willing to put Nazis into concentration camps instead of Jews.

I dunno nuttin'. Certainly one thang... Slappy needs a double.

My understanding of Nazism from @Evo is that they are socialists with a high degree of nationalism and high in group bias with a very futuristic themed outlook. I guess its in the name lol.

I personally prefer the type of right wing stuff by Pinochet.

 

[St.Davis]

Realistically until you get to very high numbers of male sterilization, reproduction rate is based on women and their choices not men. Now, start offering tube tying but that is a much harder sale.

True, but the Pavement Apes most likely to agree to the Vasectomy/free fried chicken deal are also those most likely to be impregnating the majority of single mothers. Poor impulse control/high time preference intersects both.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Infuriating, yes, but guess what? They don't fucking teach basic personal finance in high school any more, either.

So yeah, you literally could be stuck with some E-1 who doesn't grok budgeting.

But you'd think after the first time their NCO got involved, they'd figure things out damn fast.

Also, LOL, prior to this the first time I heard the term 'dependapotamus' was in one of John Ringo's books. And I immediately knew what the hell it meant, instinctively. Hoo boy.

Basic fucking finance is goddamn addition and subtracting. How fucking dumb do you have to be to realize that if you have $300 you shouldn't spend $500?

If you can't figure that shit out, you shouldn't have passed the fucking ASVAB.

Yeah, I'd heard the term dependapotomus before, back in the 1990's.

The finance charges thing I got. A lot of those kids didn't know that the bank charged fees to use the ATM, some charged fees to write checks, then some (Bank of America) charged fees for Direct Deposit, and then you had annual and monthly account fees.

I'd seen kids lose $100+ to fucking banking fees.

And interest, fuck, I know fully educated college graduates that don't understand finance charges and interest.

Didn't hold that against them.

But having some fat chick with 2 kids by other men sitting next to some green fucking private burping out "Well, dey don't teach no bud-jet-tang in da skool" when I'm sitting there trying to explain it to them, just drove me fucking crazy.

But, they were in fucking love, so of course command just signed off on their marriage like a fucking joke.

 

[LurkTrawl]

My understanding of Nazism from @Evo is that they are socialists with a high degree of nationalism and high in group bias with a very futuristic themed outlook. I guess its in the name lol.

They're basically radical centrists. Just extreme authoritarian.