Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Oscar Winner]

Tess is so not bothered, she's letting us know she's still not bothered by people talking about her weight (and how she should lose some)

And don't talk about her body. She can do it - all the time - endless photos and videos, will gladly accept compliments, but don't talk about it. Managed to drag men into it somehow, but does she not realise she's the one that talks about herself the most?

Looks like she really is fucking off to London. This is just a SS of all the shoes she's packing (there's more in the video). I'm in with the usual “when does she actually see her children, she's always away somewhere”

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[idomyfoodbucketlist]

How is anyone supposed to find Tess inspirational when all she does is talk about how bad her life is?

She's always overly-fat-knee deep in some mental health crisis or complaining about how no man has ever treated her right (especially since she packed on the extra lbs in the last several years) or how persecuted she is by the general public. Every other video on TikTok is her clapping back at haters, and her comment sections on both TikTok and Instagram are riddled with arguing and insults. It's a cesspool of negativity and a total downer. All she's doing is proving that even if you're (somewhat) famous, it still majorly sucks to be obese.

I've said it before, but I've also noticed how the more well-liked BoPo people who just do plus size fashion hauls and occasionally talk about anti-thigh chaffing products have started acting like Tess doesn't exist when she used to be their 'hero.' People are pulling away from her hard.

My tin foil theory: she's going on and on about don't talk about my body good or bad, and that anorexia made her gain weight because she was starving herself and now she's losing because she's eating (l-o-fucking-l, tell Eugenia Cooney to put the fork down, she's clearly eating herself thin)... I think this is her insurance because she's actively trying to lose weight. She knows she's gained too much to be considered for clothing deals and fashion shows because even plus size has its limits. She is going to drop weight and she needs an excuse.

 

[Oscar Winner]

How is anyone supposed to find Tess inspirational when all she does is talk about how bad her life is?

She's always overly-fat-knee deep in some mental health crisis or complaining about how no man has ever treated her right (especially since she packed on the extra lbs in the last several years) or how persecuted she is by the general public. Every other video on TikTok is her clapping back at haters, and her comment sections on both TikTok and Instagram are riddled with arguing and insults. It's a cesspool of negativity and a total downer. All she's doing is proving that even if you're (somewhat) famous, it still majorly sucks to be obese.

I've said it before, but I've also noticed how the more well-liked BoPo people who just do plus size fashion hauls and occasionally talk about anti-thigh chaffing products have started acting like Tess doesn't exist when she used to be their 'hero.' People are pulling away from her hard.

My tin foil theory: she's going on and on about don't talk about my body good or bad, and that anorexia made her gain weight because she was starving herself and now she's losing because she's eating (l-o-fucking-l, tell Eugenia Cooney to put the fork down, she's clearly eating herself thin)... I think this is her insurance because she's actively trying to lose weight. She knows she's gained too much to be considered for clothing deals and fashion shows because even plus size has its limits. She is going to drop weight and she needs an excuse.

She changes her story every five minutes, and I honestly can't keep up with her mental gymnastics, but I wonder if her “Anorexia” would be an excuse for weight loss to avoid any backlash or calls of hypocrisy. She's been so mouthy for so long, HAES is toxic and nasty af to anyone that does lose weight even for medical reasons. I don't think she has the willpower to lose weight though. I wonder if she'd secretly have WLS and blame fakerexia?

 

[Snack Cracker]

Tess is so not bothered, she's letting us know she's still not bothered by people talking about her weight (and how she should lose some)

And don't talk about her body. She can do it - all the time - endless photos and videos, will gladly accept compliments, but don't talk about it. Managed to drag men into it somehow, but does she not realise she's the one that talks about herself the most?
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Looks like she really is fucking off to London. This is just a SS of all the shoes she's packing (there's more in the video). I'm in with the usual “when does she actually see her children, she's always away somewhere”View attachment 2628229

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LOL the toe marks in the middle brown slides are sending me.
Is that what deathfat wear patterns look like?

And Tess Tess Tess. You’ve made yourself a suppamodel off your body, opened yourself up to share your heartbreaking struggle with anorexia at 350+, of course people are going to comment on your horrific body.
You can give your opinions, and we can give ours.
Don’t let the haters get to you Tess, keep being brave and stunning!

 

[Oscar Winner]

LOL the toe marks in the middle brown slides are sending me.
Is that what deathfat wear patterns look like?

Oh my lord, I hadn't really looked that close. Thank you so much for pointing that out! I'm laughing so hard I startled the cat awake.
I wonder if Tess packs her shoes with consideration of which ones she can take on/off herself?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Tess is so not bothered, she's letting us know she's still not bothered by people talking about her weight (and how she should lose some)

And don't talk about her body. She can do it - all the time - endless photos and videos, will gladly accept compliments, but don't talk about it. Managed to drag men into it somehow, but does she not realise she's the one that talks about herself the most?
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Looks like she really is fucking off to London. This is just a SS of all the shoes she's packing (there's more in the video). I'm in with the usual “when does she actually see her children, she's always away somewhere”View attachment 2628229

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Those are all ugly.
Where's the heels, Tess?

 

[Water-T]

Those are all ugly.
Where's the heels, Tess?

Some of them were high heels, but Tess' massive heft crushed them into flats.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

How many seats did she buy? Gorl better be buying 1st class, because there ain't no way she fits in coach.

If this is a work thing, oh boy oh boy I can't wait what monstrosity she will be "modeling". Semper fi to the photoshop wizard shooping those pictures usable.

 

[Gay Mouth]

She can fit on a plane? Please oh pretty please let her bitch about fatphobic airlines making her buy two seats. I’m surprised that at this point she doesn’t have to charter a shipping barge through the Panama Canal.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

That pic is a great indicator of how far our "soopamoddle" has fallen and the crater she created.

You just know she'll have dragged out her best, if not her entire collection....and this is, in all its stumpy, clumpy glory, it. Generic sneakers, three pairs of horrible bootee things obviously all made by the same person/brand and the utterly vile multicolour clompers, also made by one brand. And token slide-thingies with a slight heel that she hasn't a hope in hell of standing in.

Even the Eastern bloc foetuses they lob down the catwalks these days can at least rustle up a pair of Choos or Blahniks or....or....er (help. Not good at fashion, me) but this pathetic haul is our moddle's load. She hasn't even got a poser pair, just these grotesqueries no fashionista would be seen dead in. In fact, we probably ought to check Barbs and Cheese to make sure they're not in some terrible twilight state of horrible-shoe-induced shock. Pliz to confirm life status, gorls. We promise you don't have to wear any of them, honest.

Which leads to an interesting thought - I really do not give a shit about fashion but even I realise this is very, very sad. Is she trying to fool herself, does she think this fools others? I imagine in the rather cut-throat high couture world this pic would just be sniggered over because it's so try-hard. Why would anyone actively put themselves up for ridicule - Tess is so dumb that it's a good job breathing is reflex but she's also very thin-skinned. I know her hugbox will coo but is she even cognizent of just how deeply pathetic this looks in a world where how things look is everything? It's like she's in the worst industry for making value judgements about this stuff but doesn't even realise it. Or am I misreading because ignoramus and this isn't as feeble as I'm imagining?

And London sez no - as if we haven't got enough problems without this lardbucket galumphing around squealing like a stuck pig. Fuck off, ya fat lummox.


ETA absolutely nothing. Words in right order I cannot today put.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Tess is so not bothered, she's letting us know she's still not bothered by people talking about her weight (and how she should lose some)

And don't talk about her body. She can do it - all the time - endless photos and videos, will gladly accept compliments, but don't talk about it. Managed to drag men into it somehow, but does she not realise she's the one that talks about herself the most?
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Uhm, what about agendered people? Not very inclusive for you.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

And what about people who aren't people? Ableist shitlord lump

 

[Cripple]

Tess is so not bothered, she's letting us know she's still not bothered by people talking about her weight (and how she should lose some)

And don't talk about her body. She can do it - all the time - endless photos and videos, will gladly accept compliments, but don't talk about it. Managed to drag men into it somehow, but does she not realise she's the one that talks about herself the most?
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Looks like she really is fucking off to London. This is just a SS of all the shoes she's packing (there's more in the video). I'm in with the usual “when does she actually see her children, she's always away somewhere”View attachment 2628229

Edit: messed up the attachments, sorry.

If everyone stopped talking about her she'd shrivel up like one of Ursula's "Poor Unfortunate Souls".

 

[Constellationzero]

LOL the toe marks in the middle brown slides are sending me.
Is that what deathfat wear patterns look like?

Yes it is. You can see bolth the piggy toe splay and the gross, clawlike gripping from her nasty long other toes leaving a bizarre grip pattern in the footbed.

Also: NO, RYAN, you don't need any of those Walmart specials. You don't wear shoes anyway, memba?

 

[multiverse]

2015 was the last time a Louboutin touched Tess’s hoofs, and it required a team of assistants to make that happen. This interview is a piece of art; every sentence was a new zinger.

 

[NoReturn]

LOL the toe marks in the middle brown slides are sending me.
Is that what deathfat wear patterns look like?

Oh my lord, I hadn't really looked that close. Thank you so much for pointing that out! I'm laughing so hard I startled the cat awake.

Goodness me, the index toe is coming in at a 45-degree angle.

the Panama Canal.

Got a tramp stamper, a fatty gal.
Forty miles on the Panama Canal.
She's got a cargo of flats and a token black pal.
Forty miles on the Panama Canal.
Sailing 'cross the Caribbean Sea
To her cake john, in a jiffy
Through Panama, but not on land.
Her ass would turn the ground into quicksaaaaand.

How is anyone supposed to find Tess inspirational when all she does is talk about how bad her life is?

You aren't overweight, Tess. You are super-morbidly obese.

I know her hugbox will coo but is she even cognizent of just how deeply pathetic this looks in a world where how things look is everything? It's like she's in the worst industry for making value judgements about this stuff but doesn't even realise it. Or am I misreading because ignoramus and this isn't as feeble as I'm imagining?

I think she exists in a celebrity shadow-society, and thinks no one on the "outside" can tell the difference.
I once met a man who was surprised to hear I've never been to New York, given my accent gave me away as an American. That was the first time I really understood how people from smaller countries saw the United States. I think the idea of "celebrity" is similar.
To someone with no context, "LA" is all Hollywood and glamour. If Tess is a "supermodel" then she must be rubbing elbows with the elite. So long as Tess can present herself as that type of person to those who don't know any better, then she'll be able to keep them fooled, even if she can't trick anyone else.

And London sez no - as if we haven't got enough problems without this lardbucket galumphing around squealing like a stuck pig. Fuck off, ya fat lummox.

It's bullshit that tubby wubkins here can go galavanting around the globe when people of her portly persuasion are the ones most at risk.

 

[dot]

spied a familiar shirt on some rando in her insta story, complete with similar rancid stains

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

If everyone stopped talking about her she'd shrivel up like one of Ursula's "Poor Unfortunate Souls".

Fuck you for reminding me of Madi's Ursula Scoot from the Deathfat Nursery. Now I can't get the image of Tess plodding around with Madi squiggling alongside her out of my head.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

spied a familiar shirt on some rando in her insta story, complete with similar rancid stains

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Geez, her laughter in this story.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

My hands are itching for popcorn making as tess comes to London. I assume she will be coming to Heathrow as taking a direct flight from LAX. Lol. Let the fun begin after a 10 hour flight. Which she really should not do because of her weight and DVT risk. She should of course be making sure she has compression stoxkings and getting up and down at least every 2 hours to get her blood flowing and drinking plenty of water because the dehydration. To add to the shitty skin she will also wearing a mask I assume due to her beliefs..... .... ... .. lol of course she is not going to do any of these things. She is going to sit there, breathing heavily, screeching noisy as she arranges her fupas around the seats and be asking the attendant to take pics and gun her tank to way beyond full with alcohol and shitty airline food.

Then there is Heathrow. A sprawling, ill organised difficult airport to navigate. She will take forever to leave the airport. I assume she will be asking for assistance from the scooty poofs because she won't make it. The average distance u need to go from disembarking to the taxi port is in excess of a mile easily, maybe two. We do not have many travelators like the US. You are expected to walk. Because airports are ablelist shitlords.

Then there is london itself. Especially in central London. Very fat people are rare. Women above 250lbs are not often seen. Infact... can't really remember last seeing one. Yeah we have fatties but they don't leave the office or work in Central London because its a walking city and there is fuck all else way to get around really. The tube is hideous as a fat person I can imagine. Stairs. Tunnels. Tiny sweats and over crowded. So assume she will traveling by taxi only. The thing is... that most of our buildings are not built for fatties. Stairs. Stairs a plenty because property is expensive and there is no land. Doors are not wide etc. London streets and buildings are also ablelist shitlords.

Lastly, she will be an absolute eyesore and circus. Everyone will be looking and pointing. And to ram that in it will be a lot of non British people doing that because its London. I'd love to be able to understand languages as I'd get to hear how Russians, South East Asians, Middle Eastern, Polish, Spanish, Brazilians, any country u can think of go. SHE IS FAT AND I WOULD NOT SEX. Also "smelly fupa"

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