Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[RodgerDodger]

18 USC 2261A

Using a computer to Cyberstalk

(2)with the intent to kill, injure, harass, intimidate, or place under surveillance with intent to kill, injure, harass, or intimidate another person, uses the mail, any interactive computer service or electronic communication service or electronic communication system of interstate commerce, or any other facility of interstate or foreign commerce to engage in a course of conduct that—

(A)
places that person in reasonable fear of the death of or serious bodily injury to a person, a pet, a service animal, an emotional support animal, or a horse described in clause (i), (ii), (iii), or (iv) of paragraph (1)(A); or
(B)
causes, attempts to cause, or would be reasonably expected to cause substantial emotional distress to a person described in clause (i), (ii), or (iii) of paragraph (1)(A),

OR IN OTHER WORDS KIWIFARMS.NET IS A CYBERSTALKING WEBSITE BECAUSE IT PUTS ITS VICTIMS UNDER SURVEILLANCE BY USE OF COMPUTERS IN ORDER TO INTIMIDATE, HARASS AND CAUSE DISTRESS TO ITS VICTIMS. YOU EVEN MAKE DEATH THREATS TOP WHICH I HAVE DOCUMENTED.

EAT SHIT



Keep making threats, I'm faxing it over to the Police.

You insane Moron. Under the terms of the Statute YOU are the Cyberstalker. You are the one publishing death threats. You are the one filing endless fraudulent lawsuits. You are the one coming here to do all of this. @Null could easily get a Protective Order Regarding you at this point. And he probably should.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

It's self defense in VA law, not murder. Anyone affiliated or acting on behalf of the Cyberstalking entity known as KiwiFarms.net, including its owner Joshua Moon, is automatically a threat to my physical safety and therefore, I will shoot immediately. Without Mercy.

Killing your debt collector isn't self defense.
I'm gonna be laughing so fucking hard when you're in prison, be it for murder, debt evasion, or if you're truly in Tennessee, abscondment.

 

[talk talk talk]

Here, let me fix that for you:

NOTICE, ANYONE COMING TO MY PROPERTY AND TRESPASSING ON BEHALF OF THE CYBERSTALKING WEBSITE KIWIFARMS.NET OR ON BEHALF OF JOSHUA MOON WILL BE SHOT TO DEATH WITHOUT MERCY.

Next question?

You own real property?

Nice. That'll be subject to the fieri facias writ.

(It's kind of fun that Virginia uses all the cool old-timey terms. My state got rid of them a couple decades ago and it's just not as fun)

 

[SunburnNation]

I'm more retarded than usual today-was Null talking about going with the collection agents something that can happen? Like, I know they can forcibly sell off assets if the person charged with paying damages is being a fuckwit about it, but why would he be there? Aside from the sheer joy of watching it all go down, that is.

EDIT: Ok, who the fuck auto-corrected r*tarded to "exceptional"?

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Fair Debt Collection Practices Act applies to collection agents. Nice try though.

Here's what the FDCPA covers, notice that it doesn't cover legal debts.

 

[Spergichu]

(It's kind of fun that Virginia uses all the cool old-timey terms. My state got rid of them a couple decades ago and it's just not as fun)

But all the old latin terminology is half the fun of litigation.

 

[Space Cooter]

What the fuck would he do with six potato gremlins, sell them to the zoo?

Trade them to the trannies to cease the ddos attacks.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Looks like you're still mad that your wife cheated on you. Haha. Loser.

Again, why would my wife cheat on me? She's not you. Is this just another way for you to cope that you don't know jack about the law? I'm sorry that such information is easy to find.

 

[FujiWuji]

She's faxing joshes threats to the police while simultaneously stating she will literally murder the same police when they show up to collect.

Brilliant.

 

[ConSluttant]

Goddamnit you guys. I have to go to the store. I've run out of popcorn. Fuck.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

Melinda is still wrong, and still certain.

 

[RodgerDodger]

You (claim that you) are Jewish. You run a website offering judging services. It's a Jewish Judge website. Also, you offer to flog people. That's kind of weird and fucked up and potentially illegal.

I think it’s only illegal if they get off while she is flogging them.

 

[obsdj]

Fair Debt Collection Practices Act applies to collection agents. Nice try though.

If you scroll down ever so slightly in the link I provided, you'll see a further definition proving you wrong (emphasis mine):

(6) The term "debt collector" means any person who uses any instrumentality of interstate commerce or the mails in any business the principal purpose of which is the collection of any debts, or who regularly collects or attempts to collect, directly or indirectly, debts owed or due or asserted to be owed or due another. Notwithstanding the exclusion provided by clause (F) of the last sentence of this paragraph, the term includes any creditor who, in the process of collecting his own debts, uses any name other than his own which would indicate that a third person is collecting or attempting to collect such debts. For the purpose of section 1692f(6) of this title, such term also includes any person who uses any instrumentality of interstate commerce or the mails in any business the principal purpose of which is the enforcement of security interests. The term does not include --

(A) any officer or employee of a creditor while, in the name of the creditor, collecting debts for such creditor;

(B) any person while acting as a debt collector for another person, both of whom are related by common ownership or affiliated by corporate control, if the person acting as a debt collector does so only for persons to whom it is so related or affiliated and if the principal business of such person is not the collection of debts;

(C) any officer or employee of the United States or any State to the extent that collecting or attempting to collect any debt is in the performance of his official duties;

(D) any person while serving or attempting to serve legal process on any other person in connection with the judicial enforcement of any debt;

(E) any nonprofit organization which, at the request of consumers, performs bona fide consumer credit counseling and assists consumers in the liquidation of their debts by receiving payments from such consumers and distributing such amounts to creditors; and

(F) any person collecting or attempting to collect any debt owed or due or asserted to be owed or due another to the extent such activity (i) is incidental to a bona fide fiduciary obligation or a bona fide escrow arrangement; (ii) concerns a debt which was originated by such person; (iii) concerns a debt which was not in default at the time it was obtained by such person; or (iv) concerns a debt obtained by such person as a secured party in a commercial credit transaction involving the creditor.

Your unwillingness to make the purchase doesn't mean the product isn't there on the shelf. Buy it, don't buy it, these are the actual definitions under the law and your legally-incurred court judgments aren't protected.

 

[White Baby]

Where in that website do I say I'm Jewish?

Do you purport to be Goyim and yet a judge in the House of Israel?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Are you actually this stupid? You can’t actually be this stupid? Enforcing Court Orders is one of the primary jobs of County Sheriff’s.. This includes repossessions, foreclosures, evictions, and asset seizures. It doesn’t come instantly upon issuance of a Judgement. The party holding the judgement has to request it once they’ve tried the standard methods of collection. But it’s not hard to get, nor is it an adversarial court process. You would not be a party to it. The party holding the Judgement simply has to go to a Judge with the Judgement and documentation of what steps have been attempted. The Judge will issue an order for seizure of assets. The Judgement Holder then takes that to the Sheriff and schedules a time. There may be fees involved, such as for the Sheriff, but any costs incurred in collecting are added to the Judgement. You don’t get to appeal it. You don’t get to argue against it. Because the Judgement has already been made.

And just from your postings here tonight it can be guaranteed that the County Sheriff and or Police will be involved in any court ordered seizure process. They will go in and search for any weapons, and otherwise secure the occupants. It’s not actually SWAT’ing when you bring it on yourself. This is why you should just walk away from the keyboard. The things you are posting tonight are very very bad. Your unhinged obsessive compulsion to always be right, even in the face of overwhelming fact, law and every level of the judiciary will get somebody killed. Somebody you love, such as Marshall. You’re saying this shit and threatening to kill people while embroiled in a Federal Court Case. The people with the badges and guns will take your internet threats seriously. Because you’ve backed them up with obsessive and insane real world actions. Once again walk away from the keyboard. For the sake of your family.

Don't deprive the local news of a good story

It's self defense in VA law, not murder. Anyone affiliated or acting on behalf of the Cyberstalking entity known as KiwiFarms.net, including its owner Joshua Moon, is automatically a threat to my physical safety and therefore, I will shoot immediately. Without Mercy.

I will use your mugshot as a profile picture while you spend life in prison and your kids are in a foster home

I don't have a wife, so it can't be projection

Wow, you're the village idiot.

Its called cheating you idiot. But in your rebuttal of projection, you projected again. Nice going

So you're another lying attorney. Not buying your crap.

You gotta be more creative in your rebuttal when you actually can't disprove something. Not buying it isn't working. Its not our jobs to convince you that a fact is a fact. Its your job to understand the facts and you are doing a piss poor job at it.

Fair Debt Collection Practices Act applies to collection agents. Nice try though.

For the 10th billion time, the Cease and Desist order won't apply to you. The judgment will have been made already to collect. Your cease and desist won't mean shit

It's self defense, not murder. You're an idiot.

They will be there to legally do their job. You will illegally kill them. You're an idiot

 

[ArthurEdwards]

Melinda is going to kill debt collectors? Based.

Prank the IRS Melinda, prank em.

 

[Space Cooter]

Melinda how does it feel that as soon as they're 18 your kids could have featured threads on this forum? All their info could be found and posted for all to see. They'll forever be connected to their batshit crazy cunt whore of a mother.

(In theory. This can't be a threat because the courts of Virginia have deemed having a thread on kiwi farms to not be personally harmful)

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Killing your debt collector isn't self defense.
I'm gonna be laughing so fucking hard when you're in prison, be it for murder, debt evasion, or if you're truly in Tennessee, abscondment.

Of they come on behalf of KiwiFarms.net, it's not murder, it's self defense. Nice try though.

There's no such things as a Debtor's prison in the US or Abscondment of an adult. You're blowing smoke out of your ass.

You own real property?

Nice. That'll be subject to the fieri facias writ.

(It's kind of fun that Virginia uses all the cool old-timey terms. My state got rid of them a couple decades ago and it's just not as fun)

Virginia Homestead Exemption Act which incorporates the Virginia Poor Debtor's laws protects what I have. So eat crow you sociopathic stalker

You insane Moron. Under the terms of the Statute YOU are the Cyberstalker. You are the one publishing death threats. You are the one filing endless fraudulent lawsuits. You are the one coming here to do all of this. @Null could easily get a Protective Order Regarding you at this point. And he probably should.

You're delusional. I never made death threats. Lawsuits are Cyberstalking. Eat crow.

Melinda how does it feel that as soon as they're 18 your kids could have featured threads on this forum? All their info could be found and posted for all to see. They'll forever be connected to their batshit crazy cunt whore of a mother.

(In theory. This can't be a threat because the courts of Virginia have deemed having a thread on kiwi farms to not be personally harmful)

Then you can be reported to the FBI for Cyberstalking minors too

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Melinda how does it feel that as soon as they're 18 your kids could have featured threads on this forum? All their info could be found and posted for all to see. They'll forever be connected to their batshit crazy cunt whore of a mother.

(In theory. This can't be a threat because the courts of Virginia have deemed having a thread on kiwi farms to not be personally harmful)

Perhaps once one of them turn 18 and have enough sense to cut all contact with her, Deal Leader could interview them to find out what life was like living in that hell hole

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

This thread tonight.

Spoiler: Stop!