US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[St.Davis]

Yes because the alternative is much worse . Its not just simple to carry it to term, is literally pure torture unless you actually want it . I am literally right now pregnant 20 weeks along . I had to quit my job two weeks ago because of foot swelling and pain ,which usually happens in third semester happened earlier for me . I am lucky to live in a country with sick leave and some social net and even more lucky the fathers child is actual conservative who believes in taking responsibility and help me while i am essentially crippled can barely walk an hour before i start seeing stars. Btw last time i checked you have nor maternity leave nor long term sick leave for mothers . And she has two kids to feed.


But wait there is more i can't take any pain meds beyond ibuprofen , just to give you the idea how bad that pain got i was clenching my jaw so badly i got headache. And i can't even touch ibux without doctor approval because apparently after week 28 does something to the fetus . So i am pretty fucked for the last two three months. You need surgery while pregnant enjoy your no anesthesia , bitting belt surgery because again pain killers does something to the fetus .

But wait there is more it turned up part of my anti anxiety meds do something to the kid again had to go off them cold turkey so now my brain is on fire thinking this is 'nam 1969 every night so fuck my sleep , and i totally enjoy shaking like is minus ten degrees all of a sudden or sweating like is plus 40 because your brain decided to in fight or flight nth time this week. I will not go into chance of death , permanent disability and your pelvis literally cracked open to spread so it can accommodate a whole baby as the aftermath of carrying the said child to term .

And before y'all go bIRth CoNTroL the bitch is fat i had to go to the doctor to check my weight for fucking nexoplanon . The minute you hit 75 kg and over it hormonal birth control doesn't work that well . Condoms are 95 per cent effective . Copper IUD is 99 which leaves one per cent per per year chance getting knocked up .

Also don't get me started ranting on your foster care system that right now is used as either as a place for liberal women to get their props to abuse and fuck up or where pimps can recruit fresh blood.

But sure guys women are evil for fucking aborting.

Ffs fucking incels and their moral grandstanding .

If you don't want to deal with a pregnancy why don't you simply use a condom? They're these little latex balloons that you can use to avoid getting knocked up. They're "95% effective" because niggers are retarded and don't use them correctly, not because 5% of the time they magically don't work.

 

[Blackhole]

If you don't want to deal with a pregnancy why don't you simply use a condom? They're these little latex balloons that you can use to avoid getting knocked up.

Or,better yet,take the marvelous jewish invention called birth control. Helps control your births! Wow!

 

[Gehenna]

Yes because the alternative is much worse . Its not just simple to carry it to term, is literally pure torture unless you actually want it . I am literally right now pregnant 20 weeks along . I had to quit my job two weeks ago because of foot swelling and pain ,which usually happens in third semester happened earlier for me . I am lucky to live in a country with sick leave and some social net and even more lucky the fathers child is actual conservative who believes in taking responsibility and help me while i am essentially crippled can barely walk an hour before i start seeing stars. Btw last time i checked you have nor maternity leave nor long term sick leave for mothers . And she has two kids to feed.


But wait there is more i can't take any pain meds beyond ibuprofen , just to give you the idea how bad that pain got i was clenching my jaw so badly i got headache. And i can't even touch ibux without doctor approval because apparently after week 28 does something to the fetus . So i am pretty fucked for the last two three months. You need surgery while pregnant enjoy your no anesthesia , bitting belt surgery because again pain killers does something to the fetus .

But wait there is more it turned up part of my anti anxiety meds do something to the kid again had to go off them cold turkey so now my brain is on fire thinking this is 'nam 1969 every night so fuck my sleep , and i totally enjoy shaking like is minus ten degrees all of a sudden or sweating like is plus 40 because your brain decided to in fight or flight nth time this week. I will not go into chance of death , permanent disability and your pelvis literally cracked open to spread so it can accommodate a whole baby as the aftermath of carrying the said child to term .

And before y'all go bIRth CoNTroL the bitch is fat i had to go to the doctor to check my weight for fucking nexoplanon . The minute you hit 75 kg and over it hormonal birth control doesn't work that well . Condoms are 95 per cent effective . Copper IUD is 99 which leaves one per cent per per year chance getting knocked up .

Also don't get me started ranting on your foster care system that right now is used as either as a place for liberal women to get their props to abuse and fuck up or where pimps can recruit fresh blood.

But sure guys women are evil for fucking aborting.

Ffs fucking incels and their moral grandstanding .

You are grandstanding against the wrong side. I myself am nominally pro-abortion, but the left went too far. There was a compromise on abortion, safe, legal, and rare. The left decided they wanted abortion on demand up to and including the third trimester. They went full hog on it. To the point the compromise failed, and now those forces that would wish to ban it have the backing of the public to do so. People were presented with two bad options, and they chose the lesser evil.

Direct your hate towards the greater evil, that ruined the compromise the general public was willing to back.

 

[St.Davis]

Or,better yet,take the marvelous jewish invention called birth control. Helps control your births! Wow!

Something something they are too much of a disgusting fatbody.

As though this is anyone's problem but their own.

 

[verissimus]

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This is not satire.

This is a real person saying this.

All while supply chain systems are going down across the country.

It's not like this line of "thinking" is alien to the Left

 

[ZMOT]

and like Johnny said it's just basic math at the end of the day. There's no real trick to it.

the trick is that it's obfuscated, still obvious enough for most people but somehow some can't handle it (not limited to the military, knew plenty of people personally who couldn't).

in the end it's just:
- this is the money you have each month
- this is the money you spend each month
- why do spend more than you have?
fucking kids can understand that with their allowance, and those are people who can vote and own a gun who can't.

it's simple enough if you have a stack of bills and if that stack is empty before the month is over you're fucked. but it's all virtual now with payments going months and years, it doesn't "feel" like you're spending anything, you just make a click on amazon and shit magically appears at your door. pair that with laziness and comfort when circumstances change meaning they still want all the amenities they're used to even when cash is tight.
get rid of the vast majority of credit based economy and suddenly people will be smarter because they have to be. fuck it will probably be better for the planet too when people are forced to hang onto shit for longer.

 

[Blackhole]

Something something they are too much of a disgusting fatbody.

Yeah,i'm pretty sure doctors advice you to not use birth control if you're fat as fuck. Maybe they could buy a XXL condom to wrap around their boyfriend's chode.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

How fucking dumb do you have to be to realize that if you have $300 you shouldn't spend $500?

Dumb enough to be in congress?

 

[LurkTrawl]

Ffs fucking incels and their moral grandstanding .

>It's a human right to have sex for pleasure

Yeah, other side of the coin there m80.

 

[St.Davis]

Dumb enough to be in congress?

To be fair, congress aren't spending their own money.

 

[Oats12345]

A lot of people died in German concentration camps. That's correct. Did 6 million die, and were they all Jews? That's up for debate.

Let's contrast with Japanese occupied areas, which also had camps. Did a lot of Americans/Europeans in camps die? Yes. Did a lot of Asians die? Yes. Where's the Asia/Pacific/American Holocaust rage? It's not there. I wonder why.

Edit: Not trying to derail, if people want to discuss this we should make another thread.

Granted I did know a old woman who was form Germany and whose family when she was a little girl were sent into a camp by the Nazis. They werent Jewish, they just were Germans who didn't want to be part of the Nazi party. Pretty much they were guilty of wrong think to the Nazis.

In regards to the government freaking out about Christmas shopping and logistics maybe this wouldn't be a problem if Americans were more like East Asians and gave cash on holidays instead of more plastic junk that nobody needs.

I always perfered clothes or gift cards myself. Think the best moments for me as a kid was, after my birthday or Christmas, was looking around a store to see what I wanted, and getting the exact thing I wanted.

Ya, I give money as a rule, or magazine subscriptions, once I ask what the recipient might like.

In most schools, WW1 is taught in super broad strokes with a TON left out. In general, the narrative is:

1. Pre-WW1, nationalism ran amuck and Europe was a powderkeg looking for a spark to blow it up, as all the countries were in alliances to attack each other if one was attacked
2. Serbia is being pushed around by Austria-Hungary so nationalists killed the Arch-Duke Ferdinand, heir to the throne of Austria-Hungary
(Note, SOMETIMES they'll mention that the Arch-Duke being killed was a HORRIBLE thing/that those damned Nationalists ruined everything because, in one of those ironies that you can't make up, Franz Ferdinand was actually a SUPPORTER of Serbian independence so they destroyed their own cause by killing him).
3. Germany gives Austria-Hungary a blank check to punish Serbia, knowing that Serbia would refuse Austria-Hungary's demands and that brings Russia into conflict with Germany and Germany in conflict with France. Great Britain is aligned with France but tries to sit out until Belgium gets invaded as part of the invasion of France, forcing Britain's hand to declare war on Germany.
4. Everyone think's it's going to be a short war/"Before the end of Summer"
5. It's a long and bloody war with the debut of tanks, gas attacks, Submarine/U-Boats, trench warfare (but actual battles are not mentioned)
6. Christmas truce of 1914 mentioned to show that the troops really didn't want to fight and if left to their own devices, would have been friends
7. Wilson won't join the war, making Teddy Roosevelt super triggered
8. Wilson gets re-elected on an isolationist platform done to target German-Americans but is also openly and quietly sending Britain/France loans to help them pay for the war
9. Uboats start sinking ships
10. America joins the war after the Lusitania sinks and Germany declares unrestricted submarine war
(Note, SOMETIMES they'll jump from Lusitania sinking/America joins the war but sometimes they'll mention the Zimmerman letter as the final straw that got us involved)
11. Russian Revolution and Russia withdrawing from the war
12. Germany gets a cease fire after their last major offense fails as American troops start coming in to kick ass
13. Versaille Treaty; Germany takes the blame for the war and beggered with economic sanctions/reperations to the Allied Powers
14. Wilson wants the League of Nations to prevent future wars
15. Wilson told to fuck off by the Senate
16. "This isn't a peace treaty, it's a cease fire and war will begin again in two decades tops!"


Cash on Holidays is a mixed bag. It's basically saying you don't give a shit about actually buying something someone wants so you give them money and:

A. Expect them to wait even longer to get what they want (since stores are closed on Christmas day and if you order online, you will be waiting longer)

B. Assume they can even find what they want, since a lot of stores sell out of stock so you will have to order online/third party sales ala Ebay to find what you want.

Cash gifts only work if the person giving it to you basically doesn't know WHAT you want or has burned you badly in the past with garbage gifts that they stopped trying and just give you money to avoid causing a scene with a crap gift.

Honselty I'm the type of person who will mostly ask for clothes for Christmas and will take cash as present too.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Yes because the alternative is much worse . Its not just simple to carry it to term, is literally pure torture unless you actually want it . I am literally right now pregnant 20 weeks along . I had to quit my job two weeks ago because of foot swelling and pain ,which usually happens in third semester happened earlier for me . I am lucky to live in a country with sick leave and some social net and even more lucky the fathers child is actual conservative who believes in taking responsibility and help me while i am essentially crippled can barely walk an hour before i start seeing stars. Btw last time i checked you have nor maternity leave nor long term sick leave for mothers . And she has two kids to feed.


But wait there is more i can't take any pain meds beyond ibuprofen , just to give you the idea how bad that pain got i was clenching my jaw so badly i got headache. And i can't even touch ibux without doctor approval because apparently after week 28 does something to the fetus . So i am pretty fucked for the last two three months. You need surgery while pregnant enjoy your no anesthesia , bitting belt surgery because again pain killers does something to the fetus .

But wait there is more it turned up part of my anti anxiety meds do something to the kid again had to go off them cold turkey so now my brain is on fire thinking this is 'nam 1969 every night so fuck my sleep , and i totally enjoy shaking like is minus ten degrees all of a sudden or sweating like is plus 40 because your brain decided to in fight or flight nth time this week. I will not go into chance of death , permanent disability and your pelvis literally cracked open to spread so it can accommodate a whole baby as the aftermath of carrying the said child to term .

And before y'all go bIRth CoNTroL the bitch is fat i had to go to the doctor to check my weight for fucking nexoplanon . The minute you hit 75 kg and over it hormonal birth control doesn't work that well . Condoms are 95 per cent effective . Copper IUD is 99 which leaves one per cent per per year chance getting knocked up .

Also don't get me started ranting on your foster care system that right now is used as either as a place for liberal women to get their props to abuse and fuck up or where pimps can recruit fresh blood.

But sure guys women are evil for fucking aborting.

Ffs fucking incels and their moral grandstanding .

I don't know what you're saying here. Are you pregnant and having this baby or waiting for an abortion? I know that "shit happens" but if you don't want to be pregnant then we have bc that is 100% effective if used correctly and then those nifty abortion pills should you be as dumb as a sack of rocks and get knocked up. Even in America we have this, I'm sure your progressive and advanced country does as well.

 

[BubbleButt]

Yes because the alternative is much worse . Its not just simple to carry it to term, is literally pure torture unless you actually want it . I am literally right now pregnant 20 weeks along . I had to quit my job two weeks ago because of foot swelling and pain ,which usually happens in third semester happened earlier for me . I am lucky to live in a country with sick leave and some social net and even more lucky the fathers child is actual conservative who believes in taking responsibility and help me while i am essentially crippled can barely walk an hour before i start seeing stars. Btw last time i checked you have nor maternity leave nor long term sick leave for mothers . And she has two kids to feed.


But wait there is more i can't take any pain meds beyond ibuprofen , just to give you the idea how bad that pain got i was clenching my jaw so badly i got headache. And i can't even touch ibux without doctor approval because apparently after week 28 does something to the fetus . So i am pretty fucked for the last two three months. You need surgery while pregnant enjoy your no anesthesia , bitting belt surgery because again pain killers does something to the fetus .

But wait there is more it turned up part of my anti anxiety meds do something to the kid again had to go off them cold turkey so now my brain is on fire thinking this is 'nam 1969 every night so fuck my sleep , and i totally enjoy shaking like is minus ten degrees all of a sudden or sweating like is plus 40 because your brain decided to in fight or flight nth time this week. I will not go into chance of death , permanent disability and your pelvis literally cracked open to spread so it can accommodate a whole baby as the aftermath of carrying the said child to term .

And before y'all go bIRth CoNTroL the bitch is fat i had to go to the doctor to check my weight for fucking nexoplanon . The minute you hit 75 kg and over it hormonal birth control doesn't work that well . Condoms are 95 per cent effective . Copper IUD is 99 which leaves one per cent per per year chance getting knocked up .

Also don't get me started ranting on your foster care system that right now is used as either as a place for liberal women to get their props to abuse and fuck up or where pimps can recruit fresh blood.

But sure guys women are evil for fucking aborting.

Ffs fucking incels and their moral grandstanding .

You fuckin dumbass

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Im surprised more attention is paid to the lolocaust than the original Armenian Holocaust where it was mostly Christians getting genocided hard in very raw terms. And probably more effective too when one looks at the size of modern day Armenia.

Yeah, it's similar to how there's so much focus on Uighurs in Chinese internment camps and nothing about Christians, Falun Gong and political dissidents anymore. I guess they all got let out, huh?

 

[St.Davis]

Granted I did know a old woman who was form Germany and whose family when she was a little girl were sent into a camp by the Nazis. They werent Jewish, they just were Germans who didn't want to be part of the Nazi party. Pretty much they were guilty of wrong think to the Nazis.

I don't think being part of the party was mandatory.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

will take cash as present too.

"Just send your cash" - Bill Clinton and Dubbya Bush.

 

[ZMOT]

I don't think being part of the party was mandatory.

they should've just taken the vaccine.

 

[Memento Malum]

I don't think being part of the party was mandatory.

It wasn't, strictly speaking. But, as with many things, it was very contextual. Gauleiters (provincial governors) were essentially petty kings in their fiefs, and could do as they wished (to those with less power than them obviously). The most notorious was literal jewbaiter and pornographer Julius Streicher, who was infamous for disappearing anyone who so much as disagreed with him publicly.

So while being a Nazi was not mandatory, agreeing publicly with all Nazi dogmas was basically essential to not being carted off to a camp. Get on the wrong side of the wrong person, and you could easily vanish. Being in the party was typically a decent protection scheme.

 

[Oats12345]

I don't think being part of the party was mandatory.

Apparently her family didn't want to join or be a part of Hitler's movement in general.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

You are grandstanding against the wrong side. I myself am nominally pro-abortion, but the left went too far. There was a compromise on abortion, safe, legal, and rare. The left decided they wanted abortion on demand up to and including the third trimester. They went full hog on it. To the point the compromise failed, and now those forces that would wish to ban it have the backing of the public to do so. People were presented with two bad options, and they chose the lesser evil.

Direct your hate towards the greater evil, that ruined the compromise the general public was willing to back.

This has nothing to do for most liberals wanting 3 rd semester abortions . Take a look at the answers i literally incels who are salty for women daring to have sex and having agency. I don't see them holding the men responsible even worse some of them reee about child support or about welfare for mothers or how system supports single mothers. I don't see them reeing about maternity leave either. Why because they don't care they just want women punished for not fucking them. And they don't care about the aftermath which btw you all pay for in the form of millions for foster care, prison, mental health services needed for these kids.

And you are long enough on this board to see it. And i am fucking tired of their bs , tired for shitting on women's choices because their pp didn't got touched. Also i am in Europe nobody is touching first trimester abortion for obvious reasons ever .