DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Paladin Derich]

I don't understand how Jenna fucks it up. She's attractive enough where she can do nothing but flash her stinky pussy online and not be homeless, or just shut up and find one of many lonely idiots that would gladly pay for her to rehabilitate herself. Live on Tutorial Mode as incels would say, which she really should have.

Proverbs 9:13
"A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple and knoweth nothing."

 

[der rademacher]

didnt think it was possible for someones love life to be more of a disaster than mine, honestly.

It is even worse when taken into account that you are dead for over 50 years....

 

[hundredthousand]

I don't understand how Jenna fucks it up. She's attractive enough where she can do nothing but flash her stinky pussy online and not be homeless, or just shut up and find one of many lonely idiots that would gladly pay for her to rehabilitate herself. Live on Tutorial Mode as incels would say, which she really should have.

It's because she is batshit insane.
The crazy ones you can't help from living on the streets.

 

[der rademacher]

I don't understand how Jenna fucks it up. She's attractive enough where she can do nothing but flash her stinky pussy online and not be homeless, or just shut up and find one of many lonely idiots that would gladly pay for her to rehabilitate herself. Live on Tutorial Mode as incels would say, which she really should have.

Well, if she's not a pathological liar like Phail, it could be that her "parents" fucked her up really bad as a child. Look at her instgrams, there are dozens of pics with "protect children" or "fuck pedos" messages attached. Of course that could all be just a pity-show for pity-bucks, but last I checked instagram doesn't had a tip system.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

It's been speculated that since Jenna is at least attractive (not simping) and her non-dreadlock selfies were mostly decent she could be living a half decent life if she put some work on herself and hid that airport of a forehead but hos will be hos, especially unfortunate mentally scarred ones who cope with a variety of drugs and ignored education.

 

[Fragarach]

"Thanks for last night PhilSmokesCrack that was tremendous between you and uh the other person in that tip war"

"That other person"

It's funny because I can't remember his name either, but then I wasn't the person that idiot gave hundreds of dollars to to just have his name forgotten the VERY NEXT DAY

 

[blahblahblah678]

PSC claims bank put a freeze on his account because he was tipping Phil too much last night. ️️️️️

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil Smokes Crack is here tonight! Phil is excited to see his old friend again. He tipped $4.20 to say his bank called him to ask today what Burnell Enterprises is to confirm the transactions were legit.
Oh no! Phil Smokes Crack 'revealed' (in a $4.20 tip) that he wanted to win last night's tip war because his bank froze his account. Copium for why he couldn't 'hang'. Note that none of this was in chat - PSC continues to speak exclusively through tips on his sock.

Phil said it was a shame 'that other person' beat him.
Brick Boy's name has already been forgotten.

Now Phil is taking a water break (immediately after PSC's arrival), and is reminding everyone that people like Jaxx aren't here tonight, so he could really use some help with tips.
What a string of suspiciously timed events again.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Does Phil not listen to himself? ️ tip $$$ last night prompting banks to stop paypigs going broke, tonight begs for more $$$ because $35 tonight isn’t enough especially since Jaxx Faggot isn’t here giving Phil his used car money.

 

[Fragarach]

Did he get stuck in traffic on his way to get water? Jesus Christ

 

[Surly Muppet]

PhilSmokesCrack has told Phil he will do more tip wars in the future (odd assumption that there'd be someone to tip war with...) and told Phil to 'fix his shit' because popups weren't coming up.
Phil corrected him saying he 'would argue' that they were coming up 80% of the time.

Two quick reminders:
- Phil thinks this is acceptable for someone giving him hundreds of dollars and is unapologetic when called out
- Phil could have manually played the animations for him and specifically chose not to bother

Folks who think PSC might be a Swagginz sock, this is another point there. Phil cannot stop himself from slapping Cuckinz around and this fits their dynamic.

EDIT: Incoming plumbing rant. People don't understand how life works and they are dumb.
Just because Phil mentioned the plumber and the estimated $1000 don't understand that it would take time to get the plumber out... it'd take a week for them to get out there! And he has to be off while they're there! So that's one day a week! Then when he's out there, the plumber would have to assess the situation and give Phil a scope of work and an estimate! They'd give it to him on paper, and he'd have to approve it, and then they'd start the work! But it might change! You can't immediately know how much something costs to fix and immediately pay it! You've probably never had work done to your house! You are just dumb kids! Now people will bring it up for the next 2-3 weeks!

So:
- This is a wildly exaggerated account of how plumbers work - it's a repair, not a massive reno
- Phil sees no problem with pulling the $1000 estimate out of his ass and people assuming that was legit
- You are clearly never supposed to ask about this again unless Phil deems the narrative necessary (which will be after the $1000 has been forgotten)

EDIT 2: Phil mentioned this at 1 in the morning because it's a mundane thing for him.
Everyone else talks about it like it's massive drama and a huge deal.

So:
- Why did a mundane thing merit a hype tweet at 1am?
- Why did you then announce it on the prestream like it was major drama?

This dude is fucking livid anyone is pressing him on this. It was definitely a lie - nothing else merits this kind of freak out.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Now he’s ranting at the paypiggies saying they don’t know how life works with respect to getting plumbing work done. You made it their business by telling them you needing plumbing work done.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Now Phil is taking a water break (immediately after PSC's arrival), and is reminding everyone that people like Jaxx aren't here tonight, so he could really use some help with tips.

I like this because it's about as close to Phil admitting that he depends on whales to survive as it gets (while also ignoring that he made a thousand fucking dollars less than 24 hours ago so why does he "really need help with tips)

 

[Fragarach]

The man who wears a hat and vest for $150 is talking about how plumbers nickel and dime you...

Irony.

 

[Surly Muppet]

The plumbing estimate just escalated. It will now be 'thousands' of dollars.
This is based on literally no facts, but Phil just now talking it up to basically requiring half the bathroom to be gutted.
There's our next beg being set up once the $1k can be safely memoryholed.

Don't you fucking ask him to call a plumber or schedule one to come.
You just listen to his baseless estimates and ready yourself to pay them.

This is, verbatim, what he did last year at this time for the PS5 headphones. He raised $150 for those headphones, specifically, no less than 5 times. Keep sliding out the date on which the money is to be charged, and every time pretend that you didn't already raise that money. His plan is clearly to now do that to the tune of thousands.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

"Hey @DSPGaming I am back! I just printed out my Ontario vaccine passport so I can have them scan the QR code, that way I can go in the movies and go anywhere in public. It's a piece of paper." - Derich
Also you're a dumb fucking kid if you think Phil could get his shower head fixed in a day without paying thousands of dollars

 

[SojiroSakura]

"Tip me 100$ to be able to choose any hat you want! But obviously you guys want the Bison hat, right? Let's get that Bison hat going!"

He giveth, he then taketh in 2 sentences.

 

[Surly Muppet]

He giveth, he then taketh in 2 sentences.

Surely this has nothing to do with that speech he once gave about 'The Illusion of Choice' in baiting customers to think they have control.

Phil just bashed someone for doing a 'random wake-up super'.
This is one of Phil's bread-and-butter tactics, but when someone else does it, they're a scrub.

 

[LemmeSee]

I'm pretty hopeful for the "Tip Wars" arc. The less money in these people's pockets the better.

 

[hundredthousand]

"Hey @DSPGaming I am back! I just printed out my Ontario vaccine passport so I can have them scan the QR code, that way I can go in the movies and go anywhere in public. It's a piece of paper." - Derich
Also you're a dumb fucking kid if you think Phil could get his shower head fixed in a day without paying thousands of dollars

Oh shit, Derich is about to be unleashed on the public? Hide yo children.