Chelsea Marie Young / SagittariusShawty / sagshawtyyy - 350+lb hooker vlogger extraordinaire, BPD blobfish, body count of 400+, OnlyFans entrepreneur, sloppy nightmarish drunk, world's best known case of eye chlamydia

[Good Hank]

So the new glasses do not fit. Her nose has gotten too fat for them to appropriately rest on and even if it weren't, her massively fat cheeks are also keeping them from resting properly. What's more is that these glasses have an alternative saddle bridge which is the most accommodative glasses can be [as opposed to a keyhole bridge which only looks good on thin noses]. She would have been better off getting a classic saddle bridge with pads, so the frames would at least be meant to sit away from the nose. Just a long winded and autistic 0/10.

 

[lil retard]

So the new glasses do not fit. Her nose has gotten too fat for them to appropriately rest on and even if it weren't, her massively fat cheeks are also keeping them from resting properly. What's more is that these glasses have an alternative saddle bridge which is the most accommodative glasses can be [as opposed to a keyhole bridge which only looks good on thin bridges]. She would have been better off getting a classic saddle bridge with pads, so the frames would at least be meant to sit away from the nose. Just a long winded and autistic 0/10.

Her glasses always sit weird. I assumed it was because she has a weird face shape.

 

[Good Hank]

Her glasses always sit weird. I assumed it was because she has a weird face shape.

This is definitely a part of things and it seems like she orders everyfuckingthing online? Which is the furthest thing from ideal when it comes to glasses. Forgive me if I'm wrong. If I am and she went and chose these in person she's dumber than I thought.

She has a big-ass head and needs XL frames. Some people just have big heads without being deathfats and good looking options ARE out there, even for hogs like Sagi.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

This is definitely a part of things and it seems like she orders everyfuckingthing online? Which is the furthest thing from ideal when it comes to glasses. Forgive me if I'm wrong. If I am and she went and chose these in person she's dumber than I thought.

She has a big-ass head and needs XL frames. Some people just have big heads without being deathfats and good looking options ARE out there, even for hogs like Sagi.

Some places lets you try glasses virtually so you can gauge how they look on you.

 

[Sister Imperator]

This is definitely a part of things and it seems like she orders everyfuckingthing online? Which is the furthest thing from ideal when it comes to glasses. Forgive me if I'm wrong. If I am and she went and chose these in person she's dumber than I thought.

She has a big-ass head and needs XL frames. Some people just have big heads without being deathfats and good looking options ARE out there, even for hogs like Sagi.

By the looks of it on the pictures, the reason they sit like that is that they can't get past the weird bridge on her nose and how wide it is - so she has to put them atop of it.

 

[chuggachugga]

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So she’s fine judging a man about his height, which he has no control over and in no way makes him less of a man (she’s embarrassed to be seen with a short guy) but if a man judges her on her weight, a result of her eating like a pig, and doesn’t want to be near her, it’s fatphobic, not preference.

Got it.

Stay cool short kings

i honestly agree with sagi here. shes 5'7/5'8. thats kind of tall for a girl. I personally believe "there's no such thing as a short man just shorter than me" ... and the girl in that pic is wearing heels. so without them shes pretty much his height or just slightly taller. the whole tweet is fucking retarded tbh.

stay short, short kings.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

TikTok is such a wasteland. Those filters, for fuck's sake. She looks like a cartoon.

But, seriously, her whole persona is mostly BBW and she doesn't like guys wanting to fuck a "big girl." I guess they're supposed to say they are attracted to her mind.

Please.

 

[Tupolev Tu-160]

Shows off her glasses and the clothes she got. Doesn't think she'll be meeting up with her last date again but is ok with it because they didn't really vibe well. Will be meeting up with her dad, brother and sister-in-law and her brother for Thanksgiving. They asked her what she's cooking and she said she's ordering a pizza. Says she doesn't support Fashion Nova's kids line because they're marketing crop tops for kids. Wants to go back to being emo and wear all black, but at same time wants to be a bimbo slut dressed in pink. DMX appears and she tries to squash him. Starts trying the clothes on at 27:05.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Archive FASHION NOVA TRY ON HAUL

 

[ugly popstar]

why do lolcows buy more clothes instead of doing laundry I can't imagine the current state of her apartment closet.

 

[D.Nice Cash Money]

why do lolcows buy more clothes instead of doing laundry I can't imagine the current state of her apartment closet.

She always makes sure to hurry past her closet every time she has to film it, but from the quick glances, it just looks like a mound of goodies as well as packages from Shien and Fashion Nova. She's just too damn fat to put stuff away now since it takes too much energy to move that much weight.

 

[lil retard]

Shows off her glasses and the clothes she got. Doesn't think she'll be meeting up with her last date again but is ok with it because they didn't really vibe well. Will be meeting up with her dad, brother and sister-in-law and her brother for Thanksgiving. They asked her what she's cooking and she said she's ordering a pizza. Says she doesn't support Fashion Nova's kids line because they're marketing crop tops for kids. Wants to go back to being emo and wear all black, but at same time wants to be a bimbo slut dressed in pink. DMX appears and she tries to squash him. Starts trying the clothes on at 27:05.

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These all look like clothes she already owns.

 

[Tupolev Tu-160]

These all look like clothes she already owns.

There probably aren't too many clothes in her size on FashionNova and Shein, so she doesn't have much of a choice in what she gets. She's complained about it before. Plus she said in another video that she doesn't bother washing her clothes if they get stained and just throws them out, so she just orders the same thing twice if she likes it.

 

[lil retard]

There probably aren't too many clothes in her size on FashionNova and Shein, so she doesn't have much of a choice in what she gets.

Where are they cuz it's not the shit she bought.

 

[AvrilsMeatsuit]

New Tiktok:

HER. FUCKIN. LIPS.

 

[Hugh Wotmaet]

For how godawful her lip fillers look, her hair is damaged to Kentucky Fried Hell and back

 

[Tellytingz]

She looks and sounds retarded, she had the worst lisp and now she has huge lips and that big 2 inch space between her front teeth with oversized lips sounds so special. It's bad. She's obsessed with herself and you can tell when she poses on these videos. Her hairline is disappearing, she looks like a caveman. She's disgusting

 

[lil retard]

She looks and sounds retarded, she had the worst lisp and now she has huge lips and that big 2 inch space between her front teeth with oversized lips sounds so special. It's bad. She's obsessed with herself and you can tell when she poses on these videos. Her hairline is disappearing, she looks like a caveman. She's disgusting

I'm pretty sure she actually is retarded. Doesn't she have a lot of learning disabilities? I know learning disabilities don't mean you're retarded but in her case it looks like it all stems from a low IQ.

I said it before but Saggy is one of the dumbest lolcows I've seen. She doesn't know really basic stuff and lacks pretty much all common sense.

 

[Tumbo]

Her Youth is the dame keeping at least all her health problems in check once that goes expect pretty much everything else to follow. TLDR once she hits her 30s she's fucked.

 

[Tellytingz]

ER docs will not throw out a Rx for benzos anymore. You can maybe get 8mg Ativan and that's about it. At least in America where she wants to be so badly.

I'm pretty sure she actually is exceptional. Doesn't she have a lot of learning disabilities? I know learning disabilities don't mean you're exceptional but in her case it looks like it all stems from a low IQ.

I said it before but Saggy is one of the dumbest lolcows I've seen. She doesn't know really basic stuff and lacks pretty much all common sense.

I meant shes autistic but this site keeps automatically correcting r e t a r d e d to exceptional. WTF is going ON?! , sorry, eek. Her friend Tati is posting all sorts of stuff about being tired of being there for shitty people who don't appreciate it

Dude I'm done here. The site keeps changing my text. I can't say r e t a r d e d apparently. Done. Bye you guys

Fuck this site. Fuck you