Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Brief update, Pat posts some lore and an image from his wedding day.

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Mr Moonface said:
Brief update, Pat posts some lore and an image from his wedding day.

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Someone did some research a couple of O&A forums ago and discovered that they skimped on the wedding venue as much as possible, holding it in the upstairs of a coffee shop, and having the bride's mother sit on perhaps the first metal chair.

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Bare-Bones Package (the daughterless high chair is subtly hilarious):
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There were no pics of any cake, food, flowers, etc; but, dammit, they got their DeLorean.


You know your wedding was a classy affair when the venue gives you a free t-shirt:
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Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU said:
Why did he randomly being up his wedding? Trouble on the homefront?

Either way I am stoked to see how these bankruptcy and possibly divorce proceedings go. It couldn't happen to a more deserving hateful piece of shit
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Lmao of course he had a fucking DeLorean at his wedding, this faggot is basic as fuck.
 
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Caverlock said:
Someone did some research a couple of O&A forums ago and discovered that they skimped on the wedding venue as much as possible, holding it in the upstairs of a coffee shop, and having the bride's mother sit on perhaps the first metal chair.

Full amenities available:
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Bare-Bones Package (the daughterless high chair is subtly hilarious):
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There were no pics of any cake, food, flowers, etc; but, dammit, they got their DeLorean.


You know your wedding was a classy affair when the venue gives you a free t-shirt:
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Here I felt cheap for having an outdoor wedding. This guy couldn't even afford renting chairs.
 
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Akashic Retard said:
You're right. He's also in far better shape and actually knows martial arts instead of lying about it.
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And despite being autistic as fuck is actually good at his job.
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Still fat. What happened to being "beach bod ready"?
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I guess a fishbelly white fat whale body on a beach is sort of a beach bod, for certain values of the term, even if people keep trying to save him by shoving him back in the ocean.
 
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Jackie Puppet said:
Is there even ONE picture of Pat and his wife kissing? I don't recall ever seeing one. They look like one of those couples that has sex once a year and it's awkward and unsatisfying. But according to Pat she loves the D and he gets puss whenever he wants it, child.
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to be fair with a face like that, i wouldn't be kissing her much either.
 
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SixPennyWalnut said:
What does he even need a vacation from? He doesn’t do anything. He makes basic yard work into an event worth posting about. Isn’t his sole source of income a share of rental money from his wife’s house?
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He doesn't even do the yard work, he pays someone to maintain his 250 square ft yard. How is he affording vacation, lawyers, settlement fees, rent, all the new furniture for his house, and going to the bar every day without selling books? His lesbian wife is obviously the breadwinner, and I can't imagine she's thrilled with flushing her money away on someone so fat. What does she do for a living?
 
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Feet Seeking Missile said:
He doesn't even do the yard work, he pays someone to maintain his 250 square ft yard. How is he affording vacation, lawyers, settlement fees, rent, all the new furniture for his house, and going to the bar every day without selling books? His lesbian wife is obviously the breadwinner, and I can't imagine she's thrilled with flushing her money away on someone so fat. What does she do for a living?
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I’m going to enjoy the financial disclosures when he is delinquent on the court ordered payment to Quasi.
 
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AnOminous said:
And despite being autistic as fuck is actually good at his job.

I guess a fishbelly white fat whale body on a beach is sort of a beach bod, for certain values of the term, even if people keep trying to save him by shoving him back in the ocean.
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He should be careful next time, Costa Rica will let whales rot when they beach.
Feet Seeking Missile said:
He doesn't even do the yard work, he pays someone to maintain his 250 square ft yard. How is he affording vacation, lawyers, settlement fees, rent, all the new furniture for his house, and going to the bar every day without selling books? His lesbian wife is obviously the breadwinner, and I can't imagine she's thrilled with flushing her money away on someone so fat. What does she do for a living?
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She runs this site
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It get's really bad traffic (some sites don't even rank it). Which is something you don't want when it comes to someone who will help you with your SEO.

Should be noted that her Robinson Writers, LLC was restarted from organized to delinquent to restored this year.

At least she doesn't sound like a man despite looking like one.
 
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thismanlies said:
The worst thing Bob's ever done was try to get some British kid arrested for a youtube video. But other than that, his big crime is being a vitriolic fatass who can't imagine a day where he's unable to tweet. That still puts him leagues above Fat Rick.
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Mexican Molotov Marauder said:
I'd argue that Fatrick is worse, not by much, but definitely worse. Sure, Bob is a hideous creature both inside and out, but that only puts them neck and neck in the race to the bottom. Bob however has these extremely rare moments where he unexpectedly acts like a decent person. I remember the time when TotalBiscuit died and all the usual suspects immediately started shitting on him for not disavowing gamergate harder or some similarly gay shit. Not Bob fucking Chipman though, he just posted a very respectful and sensible tweet offering his condolences to TotalBiscuit's family and friends and that was it. Bob fucking hated TotalBiscuit when the guy was alive. I have yet to see one instance of Fatrick not being a complete dickhead, much less actually nice towards someone he doesn't like.
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Counterpoint: Patrick did abandon his daughter which we all agree was in her best interest. Also Bob did recruit his family to try and get a guy fired for doing a comedy reading and riff on his book. (Which led to laughs when it was revealed the guy was self-employed.)

Still a tough call.
 
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He should be careful next time, Costa Rica will let whales rot when they beach.

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It get's really bad traffic (some sites don't even rank it). Which is something you don't want when it comes to someone who will help you with your SEO.

Should be noted that her Robinson Writers, LLC was restarted from organized to delinquent to restored this year.
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Okay, so probably not exactly raking it in with the SEO business. I guess they're all leveraged out
 
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You will never get your checkmark back. You have no blue tick, you have no accreditation, you have no entry to the inner circle of the Twitocracy. You are a failed writer twisted by alcohol and high-fructose corn syrup into a crude mockery of Jack Dorsey’s perfection.



All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your failure to confirm your identity behind closed doors.



Freelancers for Vice are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed reporters to sniff out fake accounts with incredible efficiency. Even unverified accounts who are “linked” to real people look uncanny and unnatural to a reporter. Your repetitive insult structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk journalist interested in Gamergate 2.0, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected lack of a case.



You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the Type 2 Diabetes creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under your already unbearable weight.



Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked “Patrick S. Tomlinson” next to headstones marked “Patrick S.TomlLnson”, Patrick S. Tolminson” and “Partick S. Tomlinson”, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will have no idea where the real Patrick S. Tomlinson is buried. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably anonymous.



This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
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