US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Gehenna]

To be honest, believe the vast majority of the KFers chosen would give it their best and rise to the challenge. Get the impression there are a number on the board who, if this makes sense, are doing things far below their capacity. Believe they'd like a chance to show everyone who may have put them down just how wrong they were. And you don't need to be a MENSA member to govern and lead.

"Elections are a poisoned chalice". Frankly, I am not sure you could -pay- me to be a politician proper. Your friends and family will hate you, everyone below you is waiting to backstab you to get your spot, everyone above you will see you as a completely disposable cog, the intelligence agencies constantly spy on you and feed your info back to interested parties to pad out their budgets.

 

[JosephStalin]

normal salats are no problem, only the exotic ones,,,



what about the basics, potatoes, pasta and others?

We don't eat many potatoes, from what little I see price about the same. Bought a 15-pound sack of rice (wife is Asian) yesterday, keep in reserve, price hadn't changed. Bought a 3-pack of large jars of spaghetti sauce at Costco Thursday, price about the same. Soda's been going up some, maybe 50 cents a 12-pack over the past few months. We eat some pasta, haven't paid any attention to the price recently, but it's inexpensive. Paper products still about the same in price. Bread may be a few cents more, depending what you get. We don't eat that much bread, maybe 1-2 loaves total in two weeks. Your fresh meats have definitely gone up, though. Eggs about the same, but price varies throughout the year. I key more on product availability than the price. Again, I shop at a military commissary and Costco. You want to hear from people who shop at civilian supermarkets, too.

 

[Gehenna]

We don't eat many potatoes, from what little I see price about the same. Bought a 15-pound sack of rice (wife is Asian) yesterday, keep in reserve, price hadn't changed. Bought a 3-pack of large jars of spaghetti sauce at Costco Thursday, price about the same. Soda's been going up some, maybe 50 cents a 12-pack over the past few months. We eat some pasta, haven't paid any attention to the price recently, but it's inexpensive. Paper products still about the same in price. Bread may be a few cents more, depending what you get. We don't eat that much bread, maybe 1-2 loaves total in two weeks. Your fresh meats have definitely gone up, though. Eggs about the same, but price varies throughout the year. I key more on product availability than the price. Again, I shop at a military commissary and Costco. You want to hear from people who shop at civilian supermarkets, too.

Supermarkets here have steadily increased in all but staple foods. Bread, potatoes, and rice slightly increased but negligably. Meat, vegetables, and luxuries all markedly increased. Paper goods are stable.

 

[Snekposter]

Popular among the crayon-eaters indeed.

Woah, don't slander the Marines by associating them with these sorts of trash. Not even they and their wax-encrusted synapses are that moronic.

It would at least make CSPAN more entertaining.

"Reclaiming My time"
"I RATE YOU MAD AT THE INTERNET FAGGOT NIGGER"

You're right. CSPAN's ratings would be through the roof.
"I'm speaking!"
"You can speak to deez nuts!"

 

[GuntPunt]

Oh come on, that one with the scrunched up face has to be fake.

The real one isn't much better.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Woah, don't slander the Marines by associating them with these sorts of trash. Not even they and their wax-encrusted synapses are that moronic.

You're right. CSPAN's ratings would be through the roof.
"I'm speaking!"
"You can speak to deez nuts!"

"President Joshua Moon disbanded the CIA today, when asked why he said"

"I told the motherfuckers over and over again how to do a Starter post on a LOLCOW and they just kept handing me 50 page reports..also they didn't archive a single thing."

 

[Jaimas]

It would at least make CSPAN more entertaining.

"Reclaiming My time"
"I RATE YOU MAD AT THE INTERNET FAGGOT NIGGER"

"The representative from New York motions to label these proceedings gay and unrealistic."

 

[FunPosting101]

Vote for Hillary's Nigress* Understudy or you're a racist AND a sexist, goyim!

And why would that work now when Hillary tried a very similar strategy in 2016 and it wasn't enough to make people ignore her glaring faults as a candidate? Sure the Dems can try to fraud it up again, but like I said before, that has limits.

 

[JosephStalin]

Oh I think that too, I also think it would be entertaining as hell.

"Today in Politics, the Speaker of the House told the House Minority leader and I quote...to go suck Null's dick"

Ya, all the shit flying would happen in public instead of behind closed doors. Hash the shit out, get it done. Then everyone would get to work.

One other thing I believe would describe the vast majority of the KFers picked - pride. They've been entrusted with the welfare of the country and everyone in it. They wouldn't want to let the country or their colleagues down, and would bust their ass. As their efforts bear fruit, they could feel pride in their accomplishments. As a leader/commander myself, I was always acutely aware of the many trusts placed in me by the American people, via my military chain of command. Kept me motivated to give my best effort at all times, and never let people down.

And people live up or down to their being pumped up or put down. As the one in charge, a huge part of my job would be getting around, being visible, and keeping people pumped up. I know how I responded to leaders who'd pump me up - bust my ass. Believe it or not, the boss who spends his/her time fucking with their people and putting them down puts in MANY more hours at work than the leader who runs interference for his/her people, pumps them up, and takes care of them. As a leader/commander, I rarely went home late. I took care of my people, and they took care of the mission. Had time to help work some of my boss' issues, or think, or do whatever.

 

[There'll be another time]

"President Joshua Moon disbanded the CIA today, when asked why he said"

"I told the motherfuckers over and over again how to do a Starter post on a LOLCOW and they just kept handing me 50 page reports..also they didn't archive a single thing."

"House representatives today voted on a resolution condemning the Chinese government guilty of organising 'gay ops' across the internet"

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

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Ehh, still a paper tiger. Let's check out our great military...

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The US is in this game as well. The US army recently took its first delivery of the Dark Eagle hypersonic missile and is also aquring land based standard missiles and tomahawks. all can be armed with nuclear weapons. Hypersonic missiles are not new technology. all ICBMs are hypersonic on re-entry. for the most part the lack of innovation for non-nuclear use has been because the INF treaty which the US withdrew from under Trump because no one actually followed the treaty except for the united states.

Army stated that it was accurate to within 14 inches of the target.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Ya, all the shit flying would happen in public instead of behind closed doors. Hash the shit out, get it done. Then everyone would get to work.

One other thing I believe would describe the vast majority of the KFers picked - pride. They've been entrusted with the welfare of the country and everyone in it. They wouldn't want to let the country or their colleagues down, and would bust their ass. As their efforts bear fruit, they could feel pride in their accomplishments. As a leader/commander myself, I was always acutely aware of the many trusts placed in me by the American people, via my military chain of command. Kept me motivated to give my best effort at all times, and never let people down.

And people live up or down to their being pumped up or put down. As the one in charge, a huge part of my job would be getting around, being visible, and keeping people pumped up. I know how I responded to leaders who'd pump me up - bust my ass. Believe it or not, the boss who spends his/her time fucking with their people and putting them down puts in MANY more hours at work than the leader who runs interference for his/her people, pumps them up, and takes care of them. As a leader/commander, I rarely went home late. I took care of my people, and they took care of the mission. Had time to help work some of my boss' issues, or think, or do whatever.

Oh, I agree.

The world Run by Kiwi's would be an improvement, which is a massive condemnation of the state of humanity. It is what I tell people at work. "Listen I do leadership stuff because nobody else will, the fact that my lazy..misanthropic ass is the one ya'll have to come to in order to solve problems says more about you than it does to me..I would love nothing more than to be a lazy fucker who does nothing beyond run register..but this store is run so poorly if I don't get off my fucking ass nobody else will...and that fact that doing this shit falls to me should be a condemnation on the entire human species. Past, Present and Future."

 

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They can try, but Japan utterly lacks the cultural beachheads that they'd need to do that.

This is true, but they are slowly, ever so slowly, making inroads. The lever they're using is Japan's war crimes in WW2 China, and yeah, the CCP (and South Korea) is behind it. The first Japanese SJWs are appearing on twitter -- and actual ones, not Bilingual white dudes from Seattle, publishers are starting to talk about the need to be "sensitive" to "global values", and there was an attempt to try and turn the Ainu (Japanese Aboriginals) into some sort of persecuted minority so they'd have their own black-like population to cause internal strife.

But yeah they're still mostly a conservative nationalist ethnostate and they're admittedly not making much progress. Hope they stand strong.

 

[Trianon]

Oh, I agree.

The world Run by Kiwi's would be an improvement, which is a massive condemnation of the state of humanity. It is what I tell people at work. "Listen I do leadership stuff because nobody else will, the fact that my lazy..misanthropic ass is the one ya'll have to come to in order to solve problems says more about you than it does to me..I would love nothing more than to be a lazy fucker who does nothing beyond run register..but this store is run so poorly if I don't get off my fucking ass nobody else will...and that fact that doing this shit falls to me should be a condemnation on the entire human species. Past, Present and Future."

I would just be afraid the opposition would figure out the one kiwi weakness: bait posts. We'd go on a monthlong tangent putting neg stickers on office doors.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I would just be afraid the opposition would figure out the one kiwi weakness: bait posts. We'd go on a monthlong tangent putting neg stickers on office doors.

We would be congresskiwis fren


We would have unpaid interns to Neg-rate people for us.

 

[Gehenna]

This is true, but they are slowly, ever so slowly, making inroads. The lever they're using is Japan's war crimes in WW2 China, and yeah, the CCP (and South Korea) is behind it. The first Japanese SJWs are appearing on twitter -- and actual ones, not Bilingual white dudes from Seattle, publishers are starting to talk about the need to be "sensitive" to "global values", and there was an attempt to try and turn the Ainu (Japanese Aboriginals) into some sort of persecuted minority so they'd have their own black-like population to cause internal strife.

But yeah they're still mostly a conservative nationalist ethnostate and they're admittedly not making much progress. Hope they stand strong.

The problem, culturally, is that deviance is shut down -hard- once it intrudes past the personal realm. SJW thought is pushed in the workplace to ensure that the general populace is kept in line. See the conflict here? They can make their minority of SJW Japanese, but as soon as they actually try to do anything with them it will get shut down. It's not a resistance to SJW thought that makes Japan an impossible nut to crack, but that their only major inroads will be blocked on... basically cultural procedural lines.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Sucks that APC got recalled... Never forget...

 

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And why would that work now when Hillary tried a very similar strategy in 2016 and it wasn't enough to make people ignore her glaring faults as a candidate? Sure the Dems can try to fraud it up again, but like I said before, that has limits.

Sounds like you just hate women. Wait till your boss hears about this. Didn't you know that thanks to the Covid Abolishment Act of 2023 the Government can take action to ensure you make healthy choices for yourself? And we declared sexism and racism to be public health emergencies in 2020. Enjoy the reeducation camps, citizen.

The problem, culturally, is that deviance is shut down -hard- once it intrudes past the personal realm. SJW thought is pushed in the workplace to ensure that the general populace is kept in line. See the conflict here? They can make their minority of SJW Japanese, but as soon as they actually try to do anything with them it will get shut down. It's not a resistance to SJW thought that makes Japan an impossible nut to crack, but that their only major inroads will be blocked on... basically cultural procedural lines.

And I hope you're right. I'm worried that once they get enough cultural entryism done, those same levers will immediately flip to enforcing wokeness by the same cultural procedural lines.

Failing that, I'm sure the plan will continue to be to try and force Japan to accept immigrants and migrants until their culture shatters. That hasn't worked so far, but, they won't give up trying.

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

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I dunno who made this Walter the Old Man costume, but damn this guy pulls it off.

Not gonna lie, took me a good five minutes to figure out this was actually Joepedo, and not someone in a latex mask.

Edit: Welp, it was a fake, kinda.

The real one isn't much better.
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[Vyse Inglebard]

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Ehh, still a paper tiger. Let's check out our great military...

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Patton and MacArthur are spinning in their fucking graves right now.

The real one isn't much better.
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There are fewer Americans employed under your Presidency than there were under Trump 3 years ago. FEWER! NOT MORE! FEWER!