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[Russketeer]

The last minute-ness of their addition to the con charities is promising thin gunna be good. 3 days out and how little do you imagine they have ready to go?

ETA: Looking at the con website is interesting. No charity info as of yet. A party floor that Kevin will likely avoid. No mention of a large charity tugboat like the last con and no signs of a fursuit given to them to raffle. The tugboat and fursuit we're the keys to "success" last time. Are they just getting gifted a dealers den spot and thrown to the wolves?

 

[Miss Misery]

The last minute-ness of their addition to the con charities is promising thin gunna be good. 3 days out and how little do you imagine they have ready to go?

Coming soon on their website a week before the con starts is totally sus.

Edit: From their website's "Policies" page... eww.

 

[SqueakyClean]

Edit: From their website's "Policies" page... eww.

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Looks like Wedge and his anal leakage are off the... hook...

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Uh oh, looks like Penny's going to have wrangle Kevin into taking a shower again.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Uh oh, looks like Penny's going to have wrangle Kevin into taking a shower again.

Maybe they're installing something like this:

Sheep Dip Tank - McMahons Precast Concrete Products in Ireland and UK

Our tanks max volume is 340 Gallons. Lifting eyes are incorporated into the side walls and we provide 4 lifting loops to ease installation.

mcmahonsconcreteproducts.com

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Maybe they're installing something like this:

Sheep Dip Tank - McMahons Precast Concrete Products in Ireland and UK

Our tanks max volume is 340 Gallons. Lifting eyes are incorporated into the side walls and we provide 4 lifting loops to ease installation.

mcmahonsconcreteproducts.com

"-Kitten, just pretend you're a sheep for a bit, will you? It's your new fursona, okay?
-Oh yes, Mxstress! BAA BAA BAA like that? Am I a good girl?
-Yeah yeah, now INTO THE DIP YOU GO!"

 

[retard strength]

I wonder if any furrys will call out them being a sponsored charity while doing no charitable work again like they did for DenFur?

FurCon charity used to lean heavily towards animal rescues (cos they let each other rape em) then got fussy about donating money to dogs when "LGBTQ POC PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY DYING WHO CARES ABOUT ANIMALS?!" but even among this crowd it's really obvious the Tranch doesn't DO anything. They turn down tons of "queers", the only fast track is sleeping with one of the high-caste troons, you're fucked if you're one of the coveted Actually Disabled queers, they clearly, photographically, like it is actually documented, severely neglect their alpacas...

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Somebody suggested he just gets a hearing aid and he called that ableist. When he got pushed back off people he then blamed his autism for bouts of not being able to hear.

Weren’t you aware that “intermittent bouts of deafness” is one of the criteria for diagnosing autism?

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Spoiler: ABSOLUTELY HARAM

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Well, it don't look traced. That's a step up from his usual offerings.

 

[unctuous mouthfeel]

Edit: From their website's "Policies" page... eww.

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the furfag version of "I can't wear a mask I have a medical condition"

 

[Easy Peasy]

I don't like the name Biggest Little. It's ominous.

It's a play on Reno being known as the biggest little city in the world, but having it attached to these fucking degenerates is very icky

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I'll give Kevin one thing, and that is he's still optimistic. If at first you get cucked, never mind, there'll soon be another chance to get cucked again

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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1449383836719087624

https://archive.md/Y3b1x

Oh no, the Tranch is too late! The con already has a panel on how to LARP your way through the apocalypse in a barren hellhole!

 

[hasbinot]

Oh no, the Tranch is too late! The con already has a panel on how to LARP your way through the apocalypse in a barren hellhole!
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“Owoke” that one is new to me...

Can furries save the world...
Well they can save water by not showering but that’s all I can think of at the moment.

 

[AGPinochet]

Hello, Wedge!

You know Wedge, it's almost like Culture is formed and molded by the people who participate in it and that facets of it only exist because people allowed them to exist.

I'll give Kevin one thing, and that is he's still optimistic. If at first you get cucked, never mind, there'll soon be another chance to get cucked again

Any guesses as to how much they'll be able to grift and how many toadies they'll pick up off the Western furfags, they got 16 grand and Alyssa off the Colorado ones.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Oh no, the Tranch is too late! The con already has a panel on how to LARP your way through the apocalypse in a barren hellhole!
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Maybe Kev & Co could offer a workshop on *how to desert-ify your land* so that you can successfully LARP through an apocalypse?

 

[John Furrman]

Well, it don't look traced. That's a step up from his usual offerings.

That’s what i thought at first too, but then i recalled his track record so far. After looking for a bit, the cracks revealed themselves to me, Look at all the anatomical bumps he included. I find it extremely suspect that a new artist who has never been known to study to improve can produce anatomy with that level of detail.

As far as artfags go, I’m not great but but I have studied for long enough and have mentored a few novice artists to know how the progression knows when pursuing a classic art education. So please indulge me in some artistfaggotry.

Learning to draw the human body is a well developed sector of art education. I like how this video sums up the stages into 5 stages of study progression. Don’t worry about watching it, as i will summarize the point:

Stage 1 is when artists still draw things as symbols. An example of a symbol is emojis. This is a symbol for an eye, and doesn’t look anything like an eye in reality: 👁. During the symbol stage, artists improving their observational drawing skill will transition from symbols that the brain uses to conceptualize ideas or objects such as human eyes to drawing the shapes that their eyes see.

Wedge is stage 0 in my estimation. He’s just drawing for fun and is not pursuing a traditional art education. He’s trying to make stuff that looks good; that is why he traces, but he’s still willing to take shortcuts and has not yet put in the work to achieve his artistic ambitions. If or when wedge decides to start studying by learning to draw from observation, then he will transition into actually learning how to draw. Which i would find laudable as that means for the first time in his life our clown prostitute would try to fucking improve himself,

As an artist, i am glad he decided to start making art. As a Kiwi, I’m glad he started making art so i can lol at it

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

What?

My Spanish teacher was from Sunderland and had a really English name (think something like "Gary Coleman"). He still spoke perfect Spanish and everyone in his class got an 8 or higher (an A+ in American terms) on their GCSE. Just because someone didn't grow up speaking a language doesn't mean that they'll be incapable of teaching it.

The reverse is also true, depending on where you look. Take the second- and third-generation Hispanics that live in the US. I'm sure a sizeable portion don't speak their native language at all. But they're apparently more qualified to teach it, according to Wedge.

 

[0 0]

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Wedge says he wants people to be taught sign language but the teacher should be deaf, diminishing the amount of teachers that would be needed to teach multiple schools. Literal idiocy and shallow thinking.

Wedge ignoring that sign language was invented by people who could hear, thus if this was a universal rule, sign language wouldn't even exist to begin with.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Where I live, deaf people and their relatives can get extracurricular sign language courses- mostly paid by the state I think. Why would normal schools offer that? Just what percentage of Americans is deaf anyway? I hardly ever meet anyone deaf here.

Anyway the point is moot because

Wedge profile:
deaf
woman
can't get thread

If Kevin/The Tranch get a board, Rule #1 has to be under no circumstances does Wedge get a thread.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Uh oh, looks like Penny's going to have wrangle Kevin into taking a shower again.

No no, Kevin will just cite the amhole as his medical exemption to smell like the pits of hell.

Anyways, time to look forward to Kevin horny-posting on main and then having absolutely no sex. Again. And buying and then wearing some retarded fetish shirt for days. Again.

But really, I hope he somehow meets another person like Kindness and brings them into his orbit. Maybe Norintha can cuck Kevin this time around. Though I'd feel a bit bad if @0 1 had to write yet another thread so soon