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Why are we laughing at Chris chan in 2015
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The film took its motifs from "The Frog Prince." It was inevitable that somebody would turn into a frog. Just because they wanted to have a black heroine doesn't mean they were trying to degrade her.



The fact he was kind of a jerk doesn't really matter, does it? Or the fact that it was a comedy and you shouldn't take this stuff seriously?

You give these people non-white characters, and somehow they're just not happy...

Because non white characters with human flaws are racist.

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Link to full post.

Where do I even start with this...

Tumblr's idea of autism is 2quirky shit and none of the real problems.

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I don't even know what these are trying to say.

Why would they want to appropriate hockey? Also, transformative labor is the most pretentious phrase I've seen all week.
 
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"Yandere Personality Disorder"
But.... wouldn't that be cultural appropriation by Tumblr's standards because it's a Japanese term? I doubt the person who told them it was bad meant the "disorder" part.

Also what the fuck is an aromate? I'm scared.
 
But.... wouldn't that be cultural appropriation by Tumblr's standards because it's a Japanese term? I doubt the person who told them it was bad meant the "disorder" part.

Also what the fuck is an aromate? I'm scared.

An aromate is a fancy tumblr term for friends with benefits I guess. Or a best friend. I just know it means like a partner but not in a gross romantic way because ew cooties
 
Those are some fucking MAN HANDS! Christ that's even more Fedora's than Chris attraction sign. You turn that over and I bet there's a detailed list of the guys 'mastered' sexual positions and details of his expertise in oral sex. Hey ladies, wanna fuck a guy who can't pick up like a normal human being? Email me here and we'll arrange a cheap hotel.
 
Those are some fucking MAN HANDS! Christ that's even more Fedora's than Chris attraction sign. You turn that over and I bet there's a detailed list of the guys 'mastered' sexual positions and details of his expertise in oral sex. Hey ladies, wanna fuck a guy who can't pick up like a normal human being? Email me here and we'll arrange a cheap hotel.

Think of a card like that as a down-payment on sex. Hand one of those to a girl, smile and make eye contact. They're now yours forever, and you can demand sex whenever you want.
 
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