Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

That would be great and all but we know for a fact that he is active on the internet. Remember we saw him on Youtube not even too long ago and when he realized that, apparently by reading this thread, went into further hiding like the coward he is.

Our Dobbo, our Hat Andy is around, just not using his Andrew Dobson/Tom Preston names. The usual theory is that he is pretending to be a young teenage lesbian just like during his CattyN years but since he is so generic and lackluster without his awful art, he just blends in with the other generic lackluster pricks.
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I second this theory. He definitely came to hate art towards the end there, so it wouldn't be hard for him to drop it altogether. And honestly, what's another balding middle-aged fat white guy larping as a teenage lesbian on the internet? There must be a billion of those.
 
I second this theory. He definitely came to hate art towards the end there, so it wouldn't be hard for him to drop it altogether. And honestly, what's another balding middle-aged fat white guy larping as a teenage lesbian on the internet? There must be a billion of those.
I seriously doubt he made the decision to leave the internet as a whole, he probably at least got enough perspective to understand that at least using the identity of Andrew Dobson attracted 90% of the haters/trolls (blaming us for it of course) and blended in with millions of other simps on twitter. He is probably using a pseudonym or just going by Andy (Lets be honest as long as he doesn't use Dobson or CattyN we will never find him unless he starts posting art again)
 
When the NPC meme was thrown around at the beginning, I really hated it for how utterly retarded and conceited it is.
Dobson was the lolcow that made me realize that it is, to the contrary, pretty spot on.
His disappearance just underlines it further: Without his art, he's not just a no-one, he's practically devoid of any personality. He couldn't stand out of a group of his peers by any means.
 
Those exist?! Boy, what a crazy, crazy clown world we live in :cringe:

Other than the ten year olds on Deviantart, I know that one stupid comic where he said Mickey Mouse was holding up a mirror to entitled fans with the new Star Wars movies got a lot of traction. Mostly from libs who try assuage their guilt over being brainwashed consumers by making up progressive messages in Disney/children’s movies.

I’m sure there are other idiots, but those are the examples I can think of.
 
Those exist?! Boy, what a crazy, crazy clown world we live in :cringe:
There's always a bigger autist
- Qui Gon Jinn, Star Trek The Elder Scrolls.

Yeah, hard to imagine, but there's always a lifeform more base, more primitive, more grotesque than even the worst and most pathetic lolcows. Dobson has soyboy fans. To his (mis-)credit, they number in the low single digits, but they exist.
 
My hope is that it was a temporary ban at the suggestion of his therapist, and without Twitter telling him what he was supposed to thinking and feeling, he realized how much better his life was and decided he didn't want to care to go back.
dobson was pathologically bitter. if he really voluntarily quit he never would drop the defeated "trolls have won" attitude. the muslim lesbian vampire magnum opus was his waterloo.
 
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Do you think he's smugly laughing at us for still not finding him? Or just feeling disappointed to realize that nobody cared enough to even try?
Most likely the former. He has to be the victim and he has to be the underdog that succeeds over the trolls. That's literally the only way for him to feel good about himself.

He has always made up weird narratives about his own existence and the trolls, so he most likely does think that he smartly eludes us, cause that would be better than to admit that he's such an insignificant nobody that no one is even looking for him. The activity in this thread even such a long time after his disappearance might actually be consolidation for him. He can pretend that we psychotically obsess over him when this thread is just people shitposting about the good old times every couple weeks.
See, when he can pretend that we're obsessed with him, his obsession with us (that he has undoubtedly relabeled to something else) dwarves in comparison and he can feel better about himself. He always overestimated the investment that people have with him, like they'd get up in the morning seething with rage at Dobson and his illustrous career and breathtaking art skills and so they start shitposting at his expense, trolling him and spreading false information about him till nightfall and then go to bed mad at him with a psychotic rage.
It makes his own existence more bearable (lol), since he can pretend that we're worse for being so obsessed and also all his failures can be chalked up to us spreading lies about his misdeeds that are -of course- totally made up, no matter how well documented everything is. :story:
 
Honestly, most curious I am about Dobbo is the whole D&D thibg, cause I seriously wanna get the guy at a table and see how he really rolls.

The story where he simped for a female player's dead character, and he was just completely wrong about how resurrection worked? To the point where he did shit without declaring it so no one actually knew what the fuck he was doing?

He'd wind up being a D&D horror story on Youtube, for sure.
 
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